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mike susz

@mikesusz

not a fan of Night Shift in High Sierra. @AppleSupport

Oct 2, 2017, 12:03 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it’s 4:30 on Sunday, time to get started on all those chores you had planned for the weekend!

Oct 1, 2017, 8:33 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“does a wrap count as a sandwich?”

listen, kid, i wasn’t expecting to have this talk with you until you were a teenager.

Sep 30, 2017, 5:18 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Sep 28, 2017, 5:59 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

someone call George Orwell this is all my TV does now

Sep 28, 2017, 1:15 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i turned on icloud sync for ibooks and my DSL connection died. how about some rate limiting Apple?

Sep 28, 2017, 12:46 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the phone is actually called “iPhone Ten’s Monster”

Sep 27, 2017, 8:10 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Sep 26, 2017, 7:43 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

"do we have something to do this weekend?" every. darn. week.

Sep 26, 2017, 7:26 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“what we are moving toward is so much better; you just have to trust us and deal with it for 3-5 years” — Apple

Sep 25, 2017, 3:23 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

nice.

Sep 21, 2017, 11:39 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

loons in a fountain

Sep 19, 2017, 3:41 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

perhaps the last time i was greatly amused by my own creativity/madness https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/512982421625896960

Sep 19, 2017, 3:33 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

don't schedule meetings in anger.

(i just scheduled a meeting in anger.)

Sep 18, 2017, 3:02 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

crepuscular rays over the lake today

Sep 18, 2017, 2:55 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

what if you made a coffee drink that tastes like herbed italian bread? focaccino

Sep 18, 2017, 1:43 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

does this mean i can delete my ‘Mobile Applications’ folder? or is it still used by backups/restores?

Sep 17, 2017, 4:48 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Sep 17, 2017, 4:24 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“If you previously used iTunes to sync apps […] to your iOS device, use the App Store […] on iOS to redownload them without your computer.”

Sep 17, 2017, 4:24 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so iTunes 12.7.0 is the end of downloading iOS apps in iTunes and syncing them?

Sep 17, 2017, 4:21 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@abackstrom YMMV or your equipment may be different, i was able to fix mine by opening/closing the mixing valve a few times

Sep 15, 2017, 3:56 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

no, YOUR parents are nerds

Sep 14, 2017, 11:41 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

listening to today's Apple announcement over headphones with a cord LIKE AN ANIMAL

Sep 12, 2017, 4:47 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my favorite part of having an AppleTV is having to restart it every time i want to play something off of iTunes on my Mac Mini server.

Sep 12, 2017, 12:01 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

dude you won’t believe where i saw this new band(aids)

Sep 11, 2017, 11:39 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

As an Admin User, I want two ponies.

Sep 11, 2017, 2:21 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

update: this is even more true today. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/642318806682087425

Sep 11, 2017, 2:01 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

As a User, I want a pony.

Sep 11, 2017, 1:28 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

78 of those active minutes were carrying 2 tons of wood pellets.

Sep 10, 2017, 12:37 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I hope that Waze got a lot of data from my trip today. And it uses the data to never do that to me again. I am still not home.

Sep 7, 2017, 11:06 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“oh, waze is taking me a new way…”

ETA increases by 28 minutes

Sep 7, 2017, 10:16 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

if one more redditor calls me 'bro' srsly

Sep 7, 2017, 3:19 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i want AI to also remember- e.g. 'hey Siri, i changed the water filter today' (months later) 'hey Siri, when did i change the water filter?'

Sep 7, 2017, 2:58 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Sep 7, 2017, 1:24 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

"Your password will expire in 14 days" darn it I can't handle this kind of pressure!!!

Sep 5, 2017, 1:30 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Sep 2, 2017, 11:55 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

last night

Aug 31, 2017, 12:22 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

wow, it's been ten years since i quit WaMu.

Aug 28, 2017, 2:43 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

represent.

Aug 26, 2017, 11:45 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

update: i heard the whole thing. only a few minutes to spare. i need to drive faster or something.

Aug 25, 2017, 1:19 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@johnmoe i know it can’t replace a brother, but i hope it helps some.

Aug 25, 2017, 1:12 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

*looks at new episode of podcast*

1h35m long

"should last for most of my commute home"

:(

Aug 24, 2017, 8:05 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

what if they sold guacamole frozen in disk shapes

hockamole

...

because it looks like a hockey puck

...

Aug 24, 2017, 6:35 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

that thing where you can't share in credit for the success of your team because you don't know how to value your own abstract contributions

Aug 24, 2017, 6:03 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

every time a worker thread dies, a legacy web app gets its wings

Aug 24, 2017, 3:17 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

git help tag
git help merge
git help lassie

Aug 23, 2017, 7:31 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Faustian Afternoon Coffee

Aug 23, 2017, 7:00 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“Welcome” to Littleton. We hope you have a “pleasant” visit. We enjoyed your “wonderful” family.

Aug 22, 2017, 1:34 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i put Facebook into a Fluid app and occasionally you see interesting things like

Aug 19, 2017, 1:29 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@webmeadow @deathbearbrown really just a design suggestion. you'll have to listen to your heart

Aug 16, 2017, 6:46 PM · view on Twitter