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mike susz

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would the cognitive load of all other things whose times would have to change seasonally with sunrise/set be greater than that of DST?

Nov 6, 2017, 3:01 PM · view on Twitter

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apparently it’s not even 6pm but it’s been dark for almost an hour and the whole family has no idea what to do with ourselves.

Nov 5, 2017, 10:33 PM · view on Twitter

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have you seen the mess that these oak trees made in the yard? It’s nuts!

Nov 4, 2017, 7:50 PM · view on Twitter

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the best part of owning and Apple device is getting 60-70 app updates supporting a device i don’t own or intend to own.

Nov 3, 2017, 2:01 AM · view on Twitter

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note to new parents: if your kids has a favorite stuffed animal, immediately buy 2 or 3 more. put them in a closet for a couple years.

Nov 3, 2017, 1:04 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

git tag list

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git tag -d list

Nov 1, 2017, 3:34 PM · view on Twitter

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Idea: Waze knows when the school buses run, and factors that in so that I don’t get stuck behind one for 8 miles.

Nov 1, 2017, 12:37 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

(if you have a targeted device) get you some iOS11.1 to fix the wifi krack

Nov 1, 2017, 1:58 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Fairpoint is rocking the double-double burger

Nov 1, 2017, 12:18 AM · view on Twitter

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this year for halloween i’m dressing up as the scariest thing ever: poorly defined project requirements with a fixed launch date

Oct 31, 2017, 10:56 PM · view on Twitter

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lots of video game news in my feed this morning, much contrast @waxpancake @andrearene

Oct 30, 2017, 5:03 PM · view on Twitter

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not bad.

Oct 28, 2017, 9:43 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

you have no idea how much work i put into this. all for you! can you believe twitter is free?

Oct 28, 2017, 5:32 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

This recent resurgence of A-ha makes me want to move to Norway. I’ll start a vietnamese sandwich food truck and call it: Take Banh Mi

Oct 28, 2017, 5:21 PM · view on Twitter

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i have a difficult time allowing myself to form any sort of friend relationship with co-workers. but this wasn’t even that. it was just fun.

Oct 27, 2017, 1:15 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

i actually had a good time at work today. worked closely with my team, solved problems. laughed.

i can’t remember the last time.

Oct 27, 2017, 1:14 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

this isn’t a new feature; i’ve always received top notch support from Tweetbot

Oct 24, 2017, 2:27 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

my ability to believe what a person is saying is inversely proportional to the number of times they say the words "believe me"

Oct 23, 2017, 7:35 PM · view on Twitter

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TIL: by default (but customizable) when you Cmd+Click a filename in iTerm (e.g. in a directory listing) file will open in the default app

Oct 23, 2017, 4:49 PM · view on Twitter

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i thought my parenting game was good until i saw someone get pizza delivered to the park/playground.

Oct 22, 2017, 8:35 PM · view on Twitter

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update: i now work for a much, much larger company, that does not MitM attack their own employees. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/524941594567651328

Oct 22, 2017, 3:45 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

the ladybugs have finally arrived at my house. all of them.

Oct 21, 2017, 6:50 PM · view on Twitter

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so it took more than a year but i've gone from "lol i need an adapter to plug headphones into my phone" to "lol wires." congrats, Apple.

Oct 18, 2017, 6:45 PM · view on Twitter

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update: the flowers opened and maybe i’m not so terrible at this.

Oct 18, 2017, 12:20 AM · view on Twitter

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i don’t want to be that guy who counts your items, but you’re the guy who has 15 items in the 12 items or less checkout

Oct 17, 2017, 9:01 PM · view on Twitter

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the memories of PAX, like my $15 pint glass, are fading quickly.

Oct 17, 2017, 1:29 AM · view on Twitter

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i just listened to a song (refuting the existence of) the Seattle Freeze that ends "it's not Seattle, it's you" what a Seattle thing to say.

Oct 16, 2017, 4:13 PM · view on Twitter

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that thing where your wife responds to your snarky, self-deprecating tweet

Oct 16, 2017, 3:31 PM · view on Twitter

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do the Japanese have a word for the art of flower arranging? yeah? well, either way, i really suck at it.

Oct 16, 2017, 12:41 AM · view on Twitter

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“If I could just sleep for 24 to 48 hours… I would be right as rain.“ - parents.

Oct 16, 2017, 12:10 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Oct 15, 2017, 6:21 PM · view on Twitter

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this Song Exploder episode (as many others) is amazing. http://songexploder.net/the-killers

Oct 14, 2017, 11:19 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

pellet stove yesterday, windows open today.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

as long as i don’t have to use the AC again until 2018.

Oct 14, 2017, 10:54 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Orange beers for autumn!

Oct 14, 2017, 10:23 PM · view on Twitter

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i was pleasantly surprised. Siri read it to me, also.

Oct 14, 2017, 9:28 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

this has been your daily existential traffic insight with your host, mike. drive safely, don't be a jerk.

Oct 12, 2017, 1:31 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

if one organism places its own interests above those of the entire system, they are a cancer and cause harm to the system.

Oct 12, 2017, 1:29 PM · view on Twitter

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traffic is an homogenous system of symbiotic organisms. each has a responsibility to the self, and to the system.

Oct 12, 2017, 1:25 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

i look into my empty coffee mug as if it has betrayed me

Oct 11, 2017, 3:16 PM · view on Twitter

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goin’ back in time to fave this again. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/477223079421046785

Oct 10, 2017, 1:32 AM · view on Twitter

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@codehitchhiker i also want to make a block to boost my Magic Trackpad up to the height of my keyboard.

Oct 9, 2017, 3:52 PM · view on Twitter

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i’m sorry; i just don’t have any thyme right now

Oct 9, 2017, 3:00 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

could you … be more specific?

Oct 9, 2017, 2:04 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

poof

Oct 9, 2017, 1:01 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

thanks @FOXSports and @SNICKERS for scaring my small children who were watching the ALDS with me. fire your ad agency.

Oct 8, 2017, 8:25 PM · view on Twitter

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not too shabby last night.

Oct 8, 2017, 1:30 PM · view on Twitter

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not lichen this one bit.

Oct 5, 2017, 5:14 PM · view on Twitter

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first time in my life trying Apple’s bundled headphones. oh wait — oops, i have a conference call. i’ll just plug these into my Mac — lol

Oct 5, 2017, 2:10 PM · view on Twitter

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phone wallet keys fitbit lunch coffee go!

Oct 5, 2017, 12:45 PM · view on Twitter

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sup @Una?

Oct 2, 2017, 12:06 AM · view on Twitter