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is there a balcony webcam?

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food tepid. but the microwave is so far away.

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getting through being here today will require keeping in mind that i won’t be here tomorrow.

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Ariel flood watch? why would Ariel worry about floods? she’s a mermaid.

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OH: “You’re going to fax it to me, right? I don’t want an email.”

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the best part of being at the end of a contract: when other people start changing your code, then you get blamed for the broken results.

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“well, i want to go get a sandwich. after that i have no plans.”

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the best part of SXSW is speakers retweeting all the good things people tweet about them. wait i said best, i mean most annoying.

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on one hand, i’m glad i know how to tunnel afp and vnc via ssh + port forwarding. on the other hand, OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIE.

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still chuckling about accidentally shoveling this tugboat off the deck http://flic.kr/p/e24RvR

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forgot my ID in my other coat. trying to figure out how to get in. you would think this place had money, or something.

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sup

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okay, Mickey Mouse’s Road Rally just said the next goal was to find the triangle bush, and push the button for a surprise.

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lazy monkey

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Verizon just emailed me to tell me that 4G LTE is available in my area! considering i can’t even get reliable 3G, i think i need a lawyer.

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this is the secret hideout in the woods. don't tell anybody.

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time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so.

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just caught an Outlook ad with a @macklemore song. nice of @microsoft to support Seattle artists :)

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probably overkill.

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did you know that you can put emoji (via Character Viewer) into Apple’s “Message” screen saver? try it!

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Compact Car Parking Only

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client insists that the website has to work for “non-tech savvy people.” wants exposition that buttons are clickable, how select lists work.

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snowing again in Rindge. this isn't on the radar. #NHwx

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found bug where Chrome renders user-agent styles (not inherited ones) in nested tables. unsure whether to report, or poke myself in the eye.

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“anybody know why the build is broken? i’m getting this error.” “it’s broken?” http://i.imgur.com/dEp4VBr.jpg

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the MarkDown singularity has happened (to me): everywhere i type “* (something)” <return> i expect another “* “ to appear automatically.

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you have no idea how useful it is to start getting password expiration notices 28 days ahead of time. #sarcasm

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A rousing homeowners association meeting, now slippers and a gin & tonic. Might put a 78 on the Victrola.

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what happened next - pulled a U-turn directly in front of me. thank Brembo & FSM they’re not wearing my bumper as a hat.

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you’re driving on a city street. car in front of you pulls all the way into parking spaces on right, then puts left blinker on. what next?

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though I forgot my ID badge, but I found it in my bag. was briefly disappointed. yeah, I’m done with this gig.

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man, i love these car-build shows, but the histrionics are tough. “the most difficult project ever! the client wants it powered by fusion!”

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had a great day at @bostonwp’s #bwphack. I learned a lot. sorry to bail early, but I wanted to have dinner with my boys. :)

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excited to be at #bwphack to learn the process for fixing & submitting patches for tickets in WordPress core.

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fun: 1. start large file via Bluetooth File Exchange 2. lock your computer (keychain access/secure screen saver) 3. can’t type to unlock it

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this afternoon brought to you by: Superstar Car Wash. still one of my favorite albums.

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let’s see if i can configure vagrant in less time than it takes to download MAMP.

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if you look at it one way, i sit in a hallway. but if you look at it another way, my cube is so big that people have to walk through it.

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really excited about my @leapmotion pre-order! really excited about my @leapmotion pre-order! really excited about my @leapmotion pre-order!

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sometimes, you leave when you’re at a break point. and sometimes you leave when you’re at a breaking point.

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apologize with flowers? i apologize with corgis. http://i.imgur.com/YEFAP.gif

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tried to explain my text-files system/outboard-brain to someone today. i feel like a cult leader. but in a good way. sorta.

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my waterproof boots are no longer waterproof. in fact, i think they’ve secretly joined the other side.

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