mike susz
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either someone else is watering my plant in my cube, or it thrives on neglect.
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i think it’s time to redecorate my bedroom:
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hey “brand” people, figure this one out: my kids have never read or watched spider man, yet they both want to be spider man for halloween
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Siri, wake me up before you go go
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it’s really fun to play with node and learn some javascript stuff oh wait npm can’t get out of the firewall welp flush that down the terlet
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New England!
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that thing where the sheet on your bed is slipping one way and the blankets the other way and I don't even
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"did we go see that movie together?"
"no."
"alright, nevermind then."
"no."
"alright, nevermind then."
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i don’t even
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the most difficult thing for my kids to comprehend from Schoolhouse Rock is what a “record machine” is.
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it’s tough to finish my home improvement projects because the hammer drill wakes up the children.
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Eels - Last Stop: This Town. go listen now.
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what an eventful evening
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current status
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that thing where you suddenly take your glasses off, look at how filthy they are, and wonder how you’ve been able to see at all.
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listen to Belly all morning? don’t mind if i do!
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i think i’m abandoning capistrano for grunt.
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my kids just invented something incredible: a cold pizza delivery service. it’s already been baked and refrigerated.
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oh, this old thing? :) thanks @SierraNevada after six years it's delightful.
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Back East Brewing’s Misty Mountain IPA is quite great.
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if Bruce Wayne’s parents had used Uber there would be no Batman
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current status:
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saw this guy (girl? I respected their privacy) in the driveway.
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oh no, my local Mac OS X has vulnerable Bash! and of course it’s also a web server for a popular e-commerce site so i should be worried.
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/i-codes.gif
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Patching patching patching, get them sysops patching, all the Shellshock patching - RAWHIDE! *whipsmack*
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1. Mindful Panic
2. Ready Humility
3. Constant Curiosity
thanks @hotdogsladies
http://www.confreaks.com/videos/4617-e4e2014-advanced-tricycling
2. Ready Humility
3. Constant Curiosity
thanks @hotdogsladies
http://www.confreaks.com/videos/4617-e4e2014-advanced-tricycling
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i think it’s really awesome to read “you are not a product” but i also read “free” and i can’t help but think “how will you pay the bills”
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"please don't climb on your brother while he's peeing" me, to foster kittens
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Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence
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hey guys, sitting down? i just saw a commercial that said the U2 album was free on iTunes.
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wow you can fix your bent iPhone 6 by putting it in the microwave for two minutes
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dear internet: we need an animated .gif of Obama saluting with a bent iPhone 6+ in his hand, thanks.
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how much money does a website make on a post if they can afford to destroy a $700 phone?
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that is an amazing turning radius for a lawn tractor. really great.
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let's go downstairs and screw-up some drywall!
wait no, what I meant was...
yeah, that's probably what I meant.
wait no, what I meant was...
yeah, that's probably what I meant.
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remember Twitter lists?
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ha, nice. this is what the first day of Autumn looks like on top of Mt. Washington (live!) http://www.mountwashington.org/weather/cam/deck/
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i really wanted to switch to Numbers but i’ve got two decades of formula writing in Excel and the translation isn’t *quite* the same
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one of our seven week old foster kittens weighs as much as my (now five year old) son did at birth. 1lb, 14oz.
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i got an email from my doctor’s office confirming an appointment i made over the phone. WE’RE LIVING IN THE FUTURE!
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my social media strategy is currently limited to purchasing an AOL Keyword.
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“tell them to take off their startup hat and put on their smartup hat.” - me, just now.
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oh, right. I have to work tomorrow.
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i’ll be darned if i’m gonna run the AC after i’ve started the pellet stove. go home weather, you’re drunk!
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I wrote this eight years ago to convince all the other devs at WaMu to start writing semantic markup. http://girder.net/misc/achieving_web_standards.html
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btw I totally loved my job at WaMu. (from my office whiteboard) http://girder.net/misc/hb2.jpg http://girder.net/misc/dd.gif
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now is the time of being attacked by derpy wasps
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remember CRT monitors?
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today's Fairpoint tech: acknowledged that I knew what I was doing, explained the problem and solution, went a long way toward fixing my DSL.