mike susz
@mikesusz
slaying legacy systems since MCMXCVI
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mike susz
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the three sweetest words in the english language: out of scope
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started watching the Sox game on MLB network and then i got a blackout message from directv. except it’s not on any other channel here.
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I have a harmonica in my pocket. And I am happy to see you.
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snowmen are fun until the sun makes their facial features melt like those nazis in Indiana Jones
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TIL: there was a colony (generally where Deleware is now) called New Sweden. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden
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\o/
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outside plans lol.
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snowing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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what if tech startup people began drilling holes in their skulls. entrepanners.
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every time I answer a question more than once, I should be allowed to poke you in the eye.
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that thing where you’re reading through a 132-page document that could be replaced with a flowchart.
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“Man with the yellow hat should not have custody of monkey.” thank you @cstax I literally chortled
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snowing here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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And that was the end of the little fir tree!
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shopping for SSL certs, comparing the $10 ones with the $40 ones and can’t figure out a difference?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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create new twitter account, go to settings, uncheck 24 checkboxes and twiddle a few radio buttons.
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for lunch I am going to go out to my car and sob quietly.
hold my calls.
hold my calls.
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sometimes you shave the yak, sometimes, the yak shaves you.
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I absolutely cannot understand the people who stay in a lane that is backed up from an exit, if they are not exiting.
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when that pharma ad comes on TV and says “… major bleeding …”
and i reflexively salute.
Major Bleeding! #HIMYM
and i reflexively salute.
Major Bleeding! #HIMYM
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thanks, Jeopardy. https://www.wordnik.com/words/orogeny
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judging by past sponsorships of The Walking Dead, i expect the group to find Bob Odenkirk driving a new Hyundai holding a Microsoft Surface
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“feature Y tested the best when we put feature Y at the top of the homepage.” yes, but then how did feature X test?
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remember to trust your data! except when it’s flawed.
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how can Bowser afford so many castles and henchmen? is he some sort of hip-hop magnate?
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i’m so surprised that we drink so much more coffee nowadays when apps used to take so much longer to launch
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the whoosh of steam when the coffee pot is done is one of the most beautiful sounds. it might win out over out the laughter of children.
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lol.
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“Leave Packaging Feedback” well okay.
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eat something before you take a nap. a nappetizer.
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saturday night! you know what that means. reading the manpage for lsof. as you do.
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ate an almond and felt guilty. yep this is a thing now.
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the world's smallest and most wooden Apple Store just opened in my living room.
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you can manage notifications from individual kickstarter projects on your notifications page: https://www.kickstarter.com/settings/notifications
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so i backed a popular kickstarter almost two years ago. in the past ten days they’ve published six updates promoting other projects.
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emails from Wordpress about a new comment are a great reminder that you haven’t entered your akismet key
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is it possible to get an hexagonal graph paper moleskine
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i literally cannot wait to watch videos of privileged kids whining that their parents got them the wrong Watch.
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can anyone point me to the legal precedent of requiring me to enter my age before viewing a website about alcohol?
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datavis, kindergarten style
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I just listened to two middle-aged white guy technology professionals blather on and on about how the new MacBook does not fit their needs.
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pro tip: if you’re going to funnel all your links through a click tracking server, make darn-well sure that server is 100% available.
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sometimes when we watch Cutthroat Kitchen, not only do i not want any of these people to win, i want them all to contract some icky disease.
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#notevenonce
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Europeans can be snooty about their date format all they want but until they invent a 14th month they don’t have Pi day. America wins!
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it’s Pi day! today, remember to cram your noisy face-hole with pie.
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i played half life 2 for a while tonight so now i totally get what you all loved more than a decade ago.
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everybody have fun tonight.
everybody Wang Chung tonight.
everybody Wang Chung tonight.
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on the plus side, I’ve arrived at the point where a 1:20 commute feels like glorious triumph.