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things took an interesting turn this week at work. quite possibly, better.
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text from my wife:
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instead of watching the debate i’m watching that ‘tiny house’ show where people say they want a tiny house but then complain it’s too tiny
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Unsubscribe.
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hooray, the elephants i heard on the stairs do indeed have the room above me. super.
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platform-specific tips to enhance your debate-night experience: focus your Twitter client, and press Cmd+Q on a Mac, Alt+F4 on Windows.
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watching the last Charles Osgood episode of CBS Sunday Morning. i still remember Charles Kuralt in the same job.
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iOS 10.0.2 update: 2.15gb download.
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@deathbearbrown @beep you can do whatever you want whenever you want, maybe 363 days/year. you might have to deal with some drizzle.
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OF COURSE work planned a post-mortem of my dumpsterfire project on days i requested off to go to a conference (that i paid for). of course.
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i was expecting macOS Sierra to have more of a ‘Space Quest’ vibe. #askyourdad
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🛋👑💤
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unless i just cut a piece of plywood square, cut a rabbet in the back for the thick part. too easy? ;)
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this is surprisingly difficult to do since the click mechanism relies on the entire assembly
pivoting slightly.
pivoting slightly.
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so - project is, i'll make a riser out of wood so the profile of my magic trackpad matches that of my mechanical keyboard
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a beauty sunset from Rindge tonight.
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new project begins with digital calipers and graph paper.
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@jimmynotjim @marcamos @chadclark @jjmartucci http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-23-2014/iC3WjF.gif omg wat
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drank a beer in the shower, now using a Thomas the Train lapdesk with my computer in bed while i watch the Sox game. #dadlife
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Did You Read The Whole Email Before You Replied?
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downside: my kids are obsessed with Pokémon GO.
upside: they want to send 3 of our cats to the professor for candy, then evolve the 4th.
upside: they want to send 3 of our cats to the professor for candy, then evolve the 4th.
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congratulatory emails from the very executives that are responsible for the unreasonable scope and deadlines. its like a thief thanking you.
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release today that had my team work through 4 of past 5 weekends. i guess i should be happy? just numb. it never should have come to this.
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the scale of matchbox cars always bothered me, even when i was a kid.
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“I did all that walking without Pokemon GO running” is the new “I did all that walking without my fitbit!”
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i just can’t keep up with you kids and your web 2.0
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@BCBrewAndCue also get your list to me ahead of time. :)
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my first impressions of iOS 10: my god, what have i done.
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there’s an existential hell where right after you update Wordpress plugins you need to update them again.
wait a minute, i live there. now.
wait a minute, i live there. now.
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remember when we thought 3G was great and text based apps actually worked on it
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I thought I should start sharing good news also. further: the weather is nice, beer is waiting in the fridge at home.
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I got my bus and got my train and got my other train. I am projecting I will arrive at home when I expected to.
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this morning I'm celebrating the optimization of my commute. it only took me 2:20 door-to-door today.
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get to work, catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror, pause
...
oh, so *that's* why people were looking at me on the bus.
...
oh, so *that's* why people were looking at me on the bus.
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this morning there are Bees on my Train. feeling like @SamuelLJackson
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i had such an incredible weekend with my wife and kids and oh my gosh am i tired can i sleep until wednesday or so thanks
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@mikesuszek he’ll be turning 43 next month, on the same day i do. :)
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naps are great, if you’re 2 or 42! #truth #iamsotired
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aha, it’s one of these! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_Production_Group @julianrex nailed it. thanks!
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does anybody know what this is?
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this was kinda nuts. the park was full of people and every single one of them playing.
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wow today a train hit my flaming dumpster of a project.
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it only took a month, I'm the only member of my dev team who came into the office today.
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dear Waze: in traffic, it is difficult to make a left turns. Signed, human.
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oh, right. Labor Day Weekend. one of the more valid excuses for fireworks.
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I can still relate to the young people. https://mic.com/articles/153375/millennials-can-t-go-a-week-without-eating-a-burrito-survey-finds
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her: “blimey!”
me: “suddenly you’re British… and alarmed?”
me: “suddenly you’re British… and alarmed?”
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also i realize that a middle aged, well-compensated white guy deserves absolutely no sympathy.
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don’t get stuck in your 40s having to do an unfulfilling job for a despicable company because you need the salary. also: brush your teeth.