mike susz
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there are things we know that we don’t know, and know we things we know no though
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mike susz
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my annual reminder: you can press * to stop the WebEx music.
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running errands or running errant?
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Too Many Disks!
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new computer drops network interfaces on display sleep (NOT computer sleep) i remember fixing this on the old one, but didn’t note how. :/
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just finished Chapter 4 of Portal 2. holy crow was that fun.
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rained most of the day. sun breaking out now. kids are running around CRAZY outside.
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happy birthday America
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i was just getting used to the iTunes icon being red.
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German cars have an advanced technology known as "neinturnsignalsfreude"
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they chose ink for the bottle of rubbing alcohol that is soluble in rubbing alcohol.
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Sawblade.
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you don’t have to whisper, just stop yelling.
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heading home from @bg_salem have a great night folks
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ran out of pins in your Slack channel. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/ok-bye.gif
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I fear this will spark more debate on Twitter
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is this thing on?
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if I get a dog I will name it "Gateway" so when it misbehaves I can just yell "502! 502!"
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16 Things You Might Not Know About Clickbait
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one half of 2015 is over and i still haven’t
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so if you don’t opt into Music then your new “My Music” app is far less usable.
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i named my new computer “Sawblade” after my favorite projectile from Half Life 2.
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remember when people were putting butter in their coffee?
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remember PCMCIA cards?
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the fee isn’t enough? now paypal literally interrupts you giving them money with a placement for their credit card.
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I chose green for this machine
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is now the ‘dot i o boom’ ?
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it's home to be good.
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breakfast of champions.
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Inbox: meh
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everywhere i’ve gone on this trip has yielded wifi that’s slower than my home DSL. some sort of exercise in “the other side of the fence”
mike susz
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i have newsletters i read and enjoy every (week/month/whatever) i had just ambitiously signed up for a lot, and they became debt.
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i just unsubscribed from 16 email newsletters i never read. good golly why did i put up with that noise.
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FYI: as i understand it, “verizon smart rewards” is a way to swindle you into letting them intercept your web traffic to show you ads.
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do clown parents ever have to yell at their kids to stop being serious?
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spray-painted signs are the rural equivalent of Twitter
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any exciting news today?
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pro tip: your coding tutorial needs to have browser compatibility at the top, so we can choose whether to read it or not.
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app developers, FYI: when you have a big “Work Offline” button in your app, it makes my mom think she’s not connected to the internet.
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“I’m full of opinions!”
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follow-up: the (Mac) Outlook keyboard shortcut to send immediately is Command-Return. oy.
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TIL: there’s a keyboard combo that immediately sends a message in Outlook. i discovered it by accident, and still don’t know what it is.
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“Error, your timesheet contains a task with zero hours entered” way to go, programmers. that’s a tough one to passively ignore.
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listened to Taylor Swift all the way to work today. windows open. no regrets.
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your 2.0 is actually 1.0, and your 1.0 is probably garbage
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y’all have spent so much time arguing about how to pronounce ‘gif’ that nobody noticed ‘jpeg’ is still around
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the two hardest things in computer science are: remembering aphorisms, padding out lists
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okay, the Trivago guy is creepy. really creepy. makes me not want to ever use your website.
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pro tip if you’re ever thinking about changing your Apple ID: don’t. just don’t.
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whoever made photoshop default to the crop tool is gonna get a neck punch