mike susz
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reality tv show idea: a group of experts enlist your children to assist them in turning all of their toys into a giant rube goldberg machine
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mike susz
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for me, and i surprised myself, it's not travel or reading or learning. it's: flossing and sit-ups.
mike susz
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I wish i had done more ______________ when I was younger.
mike susz
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1. bank assigns you a random userid
2. bank obfuscates userid in online banking login
3. your password manager remembers obfuscated username
2. bank obfuscates userid in online banking login
3. your password manager remembers obfuscated username
mike susz
@mikesusz
my next personal project: an ebay store called "does anybody even want this crap?" where i just post random things found in my basement
mike susz
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update: surprisingly, i opted for work.
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do i just take 20 minutes to make myself an interesting breakfast or do i waste half an hour thinking about it then give up?
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this week was a week. boy
howdy, it was.
howdy, it was.
mike susz
@mikesusz
oh i’ll just look for that in Photos …. tomorrow?
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YMMV. :D
mike susz
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this is still my favorite. especially where they talk about their sponsor for eight minutes. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/721657431319834628
mike susz
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Alexa, remind me that i'm a terrible human being
mike susz
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at risk of being controversial, Dudleys eggs are cooler than Paas eggs.
mike susz
@mikesusz
the opportunity to use my mastery of the craft i have built up over decades.
mike susz
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i’m excited about the project i’m working on. mostly because i just got specs from the designer and i can start styling.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i never seem to get the colors y’all get near the city. sunset timelapse in Rindge, April 13, 2017 https://vimeo.com/213171553
mike susz
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watched the ISS go over with the boys. got to explain to them that we're insignificant apes spinning on a rock in space at over a 1000mph.
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hey y’all, i don’t mean to brag, but, when i open up Safari, my homepage is listed under ‘Top Sites’ just sayin’
mike susz
@mikesusz
most problems in life can be solved by a series of nested for() loops
mike susz
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anyway, another thing i'm not good at, with no clear path to improvement. but at least my livelihood does not depend on it.
mike susz
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... bad impression of the artists vocal style, diction. a lot of them i can't physically replicate their tonal range.
mike susz
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i've begun to realize lately that, given my historical precedent of doing bad impressions of people, my "singing" is merely a bad impression
mike susz
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i drove home singing along with country music at the best projection i could muster. windows open. no raegrets.
mike susz
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not like that other wild and crazy parking
mike susz
@mikesusz
i should get some sort of push notification warning when i've shrugged too many times in a day.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
mike susz
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Happy Passover! Spiral-sliced ham is on sale.
mike susz
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panorama of tonight’s sunset from Rindge.
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are you kidding me?
mike susz
@mikesusz
is there an app for calculating when you want to cook fries, chicken nuggets, and fish sticks at the same time?
mike susz
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update: there were four sets of seven unskippable ads each. sigh.
mike susz
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@abackstrom check that. four sets of seven ads.
mike susz
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watching a cable network show streaming on the AppleTV and it’s literally showing seven ads in a row. seven. overlay says “Ad # of 7”
mike susz
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so i discovered this band @U137music via @themusicbed (via @20korg) and i was able to buy it here http://www.deepelm.com/u137/
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@nicksergeant ‘expensive’
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whoa, huge crack of lightning and thunder in Rindge. wasn't expecting that. #NHwx
mike susz
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Do you want to watch the news? Or do you want to throw the news in the trash and throw the trash in the river and throw the river in the sun
mike susz
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New Belgium distributes in New Hampshire now :)
mike susz
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do you prefer to panic about everything all at once, or do you like to line them up and panic about each thing in sequence?
mike susz
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i feel like there is more that i should know, and i feel like there is more that i should be doing.
mike susz
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@beep are you still out there?
mike susz
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i had to stop on the way home tonight to reboot my car. technology sucks.
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this was delicious. and it's in a type 1 (recyclable) bowl.
mike susz
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@sarah_edo also, perhaps almost as popular as Voltron: Team Thor.
mike susz
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drainage across the back of the yard is full and flowing. that hasn't happened in the past couple years.
mike susz
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you get one guess: when did i start my new job?
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@DanielBrian > $600,000,000. did you have equity?
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oh, weather.
mike susz
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a glass full of i-earned-this. don't worry – tonight, it's medicinal.
mike susz
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in the same spirit as big rig simulator, farm simulator, etc. we need snow plow simulator. let them practice all year.
mike susz
@mikesusz
Amazon finally figured out that i live in a shed
