mike susz
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my son made a story about @beep at school and i think the likeness is uncanny.
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mike susz
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hey Siri, remind me tonight to leave that Slack channel when nobody is awake so that i don't offend them
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I'm grilling in the rain
yes grilling in the rain
what a logistical nightmare
i must be insane
yes grilling in the rain
what a logistical nightmare
i must be insane
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having tread again is weird
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hey friends - please consider donating to OSMI - an org dedicated to changing how we view mental health in the tech http://osmihelp.org/donate
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hey y'all, it's June! so if you had goals to accomplish something this year, now is a good time to panic.
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heck of a show tonight
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sun broke through and double rainbow
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there goes the sun
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it's 2017, stop scrolljacking already
mike susz
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if you're gonna screw something up today, follow my example and blow it all up real good.
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my wife brought in clips off of four of her lilac varieties
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Productivity: here is the toolset i use to promote flow
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we're renting the house from the mosquitos at this point
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j/k they’re really annoyed
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the best part about being late to playing games is that i help my friends relive their experiences when i barrage them with questions
mike susz
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now when i want to talk to myself, i have to go out to my car. thanks, "open office plan."
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really awesome ISS flyover tonight. bright, visible for a long time. keep track, get alerts: http://spotthestation.nasa.gov
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the millennials know
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listen to this one out loud with people of various ages. when they do frequency sweeps, put your hand up when you stop hearing the tone.
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similarly, if you're getting older it would be very interesting to listen to the episode about hearing loss https://www.20k.org/episodes/hearingloss
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if you're interested in voice acting, dragonball Z, or firewatch, the most recent 20Khertz podcast is fascinating: https://www.20k.org/episodes/voiceacting
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it's purple outside.
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that thing where your USB-C powered Mac's battery dies every morning because you didn't 'click' the cable in all the way.
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i also forgot the joke about the narrow access roads between blocks in a city...
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bummed that I forgot the bowling joke I was going to tell
you. it was right up your alley.
you. it was right up your alley.
mike susz
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i think you misheard that question.
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Peak Fidget Spinner
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wouldn’t it be cool if there was a checkbox in iTunes that let you flag a song as Explicit?
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Siri, remind me to Rain-X the lens of my GoPro
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it arrived. holy crow.
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Windows closed, lights off, curtains open, beer poured. Time for the show.
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TFW you realize you left your fitbit in your car all day
mike susz
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my proficiency at games has increased, but i expect i will plateau and begin to decline as (i age and) my motor faculties decline.
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also in two years i've gone from laptop gaming on my mac (with the touchpad! lol) to building a gaming PC, building mechanical keyboards.
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i've since bested many more. i think the only one that might have eclipsed Portal 2 is Bioshock Infinite. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/600465793634201601
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TFW you finally figure out your work location's codes for conference rooms http://sqd.co/_/whoa-ted.gif
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question: when i close a Jira sprint, do the incomplete tasks move to the next sprint, do i get a prompt, or do i drink heavily to forget
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let's watch this "best of Bat Dad vines" video...
... oh his 3yo is dropping f-bombs...
wat
... oh his 3yo is dropping f-bombs...
wat
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Happy Mother's Day!
(sent with Lasers)
(sent with Lasers)
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rainmageddon is here!
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"does mom want anything from game stop?" nice try kid.
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Mother's day sale at the New Hampshire Liquor and Wine Outlet
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i'm a great editor for my wife because i'm easily confused.
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@AdamJT it would also need to include CDs from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candlebox
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finally drained and put away. no jinx here.
