mike susz
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the internet says this is poisonous. and it's a terrorist. and it works for Google.
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tonight got a little crepuscular
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remember when we were all mad because some old guy said something about avocado toast
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i just went to take a drink of coffee and was viscerally upset that my mug was empty. #monday
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this probably should have told me that my former job wasn't going to work out. "but, it will get better!" is a card you can only play once https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/497435414634835968
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my kids (and i) have been enjoying the Wow in the World podcast. http://www.npr.org/podcasts/510321/wow-in-the-world
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August 5th.
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“Millennials are ruining scapegoats for our inability to understand, adapt, or change”
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“Millennials are ruining alarmist newspaper headlines”
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my kids just finally beat Lumino City on the AppleTV https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lumino-city/id958604518?mt=8&at=10lrAF
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(watching music videos)
“why is Europe always bluish?”
“why is Europe always bluish?”
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me: hey i think i’m pretty good at a thing. universe: okay watch this then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB3RbO7updc
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you know how i love arbitrary holidays
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… and 7.5 billion people poop. your point?
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now, will he do the fandango?
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i love driving 54 miles to an office to be co-located with my co-workers where we chat on slack while sitting 12 feet away from each other
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i love Alfred (mac app) so much, i use ‘spell’ and ‘define’ dozens of times daily
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The Devil You Know vs. getting a connection request on LinkedIn
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this whole thread still kills me. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/492761347185463296
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current status: enjoying the honeymoon phase of “my desk is so clean!” because i have yet to put back all of the stuff i need
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I believe in France they’re called “Mons du Poké”
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semi-annual dust-b-gone
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looks like Thomas the Tank Engine is being driven today by Hugh Jaccident
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i did 260hrs, lvl50, XP: MAX, 2/3 of the achievements in Fallout: New Vegas without ever using VATS. AMA.
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[fallout 4] i know i’m early in the game (220hrs, lvl53) but take this one truth: never leave the fusion core when you exit power armor.
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adding a new device to my iCloud account has been a ten minute round-robin of typing my iTunes password on every device i own
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it’s a marbleympics morning.
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if you use zsh + oh-my-zsh + the git plugin for oh-my-zsh, if you type more than 3 letters for any git activity, there's an alias for that
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"It's like breakdancing while you are waiting for the bus"
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letting myself get pigeon-holed into maintaining apps or using technologies that don’t further my career #DevDiscuss https://twitter.com/ThePracticalDev/status/887478662311923712
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why is this labeled with a gender?
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these are the members of my :wq gang.
https://squaredesign.com/builds/wq/
https://twitter.com/errorinn/status/885546310702596097
https://squaredesign.com/builds/wq/
https://twitter.com/errorinn/status/885546310702596097
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that thing where Outlook on your phone hasn’t had a new message badge in a while, and you find you have 128 new (business) emails.
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TFW you think your dryer died because it started making horrific noises but then you found that your kid put a small rock in their pocket
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why can’t it be Prime Day every day?
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struggling with technology is so much easier than struggling with people
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what's the clinical name for the psychological condition that you constantly think your monitor is tilted slightly
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iPhone users: go to Settings -> Privacy -> Location Services, look at the apps you don't use that say "Always" and then delete them
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i still label my Starbucks coffee beans this way, and it still produces a juvenile chuckle every time i make coffee.
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deck frog. https://www.instagram.com/p/BWIQQcQDL2F/
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this is a delicious beer but i am staring at the gorgeous can. that IPA from @communitybeer
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@ericfisher had a chance to search when we stopped, answered my own question. lot of precip!
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early test of Fallout Power Armor cosplay
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in 2018 i'm gonna totally be like "half the year is over and i've accomplished SO MUCH i can pretty much coast all the way to 2019 tbh"
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