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mike susz

@mikesusz

1. bank assigns you a random userid
2. bank obfuscates userid in online banking login
3. your password manager remembers obfuscated username

Apr 24, 2017, 6:49 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my next personal project: an ebay store called "does anybody even want this crap?" where i just post random things found in my basement

Apr 23, 2017, 1:38 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

update: surprisingly, i opted for work.

Apr 23, 2017, 1:10 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

do i just take 20 minutes to make myself an interesting breakfast or do i waste half an hour thinking about it then give up?

Apr 23, 2017, 12:46 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

this week was a week. boy
howdy, it was.

Apr 22, 2017, 12:14 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

oh i’ll just look for that in Photos …. tomorrow?

Apr 20, 2017, 10:43 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

YMMV. :D

Apr 20, 2017, 1:56 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

this is still my favorite. especially where they talk about their sponsor for eight minutes. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/721657431319834628

Apr 17, 2017, 3:48 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Alexa, remind me that i'm a terrible human being

Apr 17, 2017, 1:43 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

at risk of being controversial, Dudleys eggs are cooler than Paas eggs.

Apr 16, 2017, 8:34 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the opportunity to use my mastery of the craft i have built up over decades.

Apr 14, 2017, 1:21 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i’m excited about the project i’m working on. mostly because i just got specs from the designer and i can start styling.

Apr 14, 2017, 1:19 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i never seem to get the colors y’all get near the city. sunset timelapse in Rindge, April 13, 2017 https://vimeo.com/213171553

Apr 14, 2017, 1:03 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

watched the ISS go over with the boys. got to explain to them that we're insignificant apes spinning on a rock in space at over a 1000mph.

Apr 14, 2017, 12:14 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hey y’all, i don’t mean to brag, but, when i open up Safari, my homepage is listed under ‘Top Sites’ just sayin’

Apr 13, 2017, 12:26 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

most problems in life can be solved by a series of nested for() loops

Apr 12, 2017, 3:20 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

anyway, another thing i'm not good at, with no clear path to improvement. but at least my livelihood does not depend on it.

Apr 12, 2017, 3:02 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

... bad impression of the artists vocal style, diction. a lot of them i can't physically replicate their tonal range.

Apr 12, 2017, 3:01 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i've begun to realize lately that, given my historical precedent of doing bad impressions of people, my "singing" is merely a bad impression

Apr 12, 2017, 2:59 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i drove home singing along with country music at the best projection i could muster. windows open. no raegrets.

Apr 12, 2017, 1:57 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

not like that other wild and crazy parking

Apr 10, 2017, 8:51 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i should get some sort of push notification warning when i've shrugged too many times in a day.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Apr 10, 2017, 8:41 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Happy Passover! Spiral-sliced ham is on sale.

Apr 9, 2017, 4:06 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

panorama of tonight’s sunset from Rindge.

Apr 9, 2017, 1:41 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

are you kidding me?

Apr 8, 2017, 11:28 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

is there an app for calculating when you want to cook fries, chicken nuggets, and fish sticks at the same time?

Apr 8, 2017, 9:04 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

update: there were four sets of seven unskippable ads each. sigh.

Apr 8, 2017, 12:28 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@abackstrom check that. four sets of seven ads.

Apr 8, 2017, 12:24 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

watching a cable network show streaming on the AppleTV and it’s literally showing seven ads in a row. seven. overlay says “Ad # of 7”

Apr 8, 2017, 11:33 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so i discovered this band @U137music via @themusicbed (via @20korg) and i was able to buy it here http://www.deepelm.com/u137/

Apr 7, 2017, 1:15 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@nicksergeant ‘expensive’

Apr 7, 2017, 1:07 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

whoa, huge crack of lightning and thunder in Rindge. wasn't expecting that. #NHwx

Apr 6, 2017, 11:11 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Do you want to watch the news? Or do you want to throw the news in the trash and throw the trash in the river and throw the river in the sun

Apr 6, 2017, 12:45 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

New Belgium distributes in New Hampshire now :)

Apr 5, 2017, 11:19 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

do you prefer to panic about everything all at once, or do you like to line them up and panic about each thing in sequence?

Apr 5, 2017, 5:28 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i feel like there is more that i should know, and i feel like there is more that i should be doing.

Apr 5, 2017, 1:41 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@beep are you still out there?

Apr 5, 2017, 2:04 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i had to stop on the way home tonight to reboot my car. technology sucks.

Apr 5, 2017, 12:40 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

this was delicious. and it's in a type 1 (recyclable) bowl.

Apr 5, 2017, 12:11 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@sarah_edo also, perhaps almost as popular as Voltron: Team Thor.

Apr 4, 2017, 3:43 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

drainage across the back of the yard is full and flowing. that hasn't happened in the past couple years.

Apr 3, 2017, 10:03 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

you get one guess: when did i start my new job?

Apr 3, 2017, 9:07 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

@DanielBrian > $600,000,000. did you have equity?

Apr 3, 2017, 1:49 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

oh, weather.

Apr 2, 2017, 1:55 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

a glass full of i-earned-this. don't worry – tonight, it's medicinal.

Apr 1, 2017, 11:49 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

in the same spirit as big rig simulator, farm simulator, etc. we need snow plow simulator. let them practice all year.

Apr 1, 2017, 7:46 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Amazon finally figured out that i live in a shed

Apr 1, 2017, 12:02 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i deleted 598 articles from my Pocket reader queue tonight.

Apr 1, 2017, 1:55 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

we had a bit of a weird glitch in the radar layer there for a minute …

Apr 1, 2017, 1:48 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I picked the wrong week to consider whether I picked the right week to pick weeks

Mar 31, 2017, 2:10 AM · view on Twitter