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1.9” of rain received in less than an hour in Rindge. past 24 hours we’ve gotten more rain (3.66”) than we did for the entire month of June (2.44”) #NHwx #KNHRINDG5
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i've now been exclusively using a standing (only) desk at home for 4 months. one thing i really miss from my sit/stand setup in the office is: leaning back in my chair. for various reasons, leaning back in my chair was quite useful.
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this is Blaze.
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today i used my new battery powered lawn mower for the first time and it was a series of incredible epiphanies anyway i hope you are well and your weekend is peaceful and restorative
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guilty. not sure exactly which one i am (though y'all probably know) i try to riff with people and keep the joke going but i often fail and started doing it way less and should stop replying completely. https://twitter.com/SoozUK/status/1283354337910165506
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i hear The Clash every time.
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rain is scared of the dot. :(
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i’m exhausted and i just realized i have two more days of exhausting weekend yet to come
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i wasn’t expecting it, but tonight: middle aged man, former AV crew chief/technical theater producer was completely enraptured by astounding writing, performance, and production.
i am nonsense, and nobody should care, but i am different now. amazing.
i am nonsense, and nobody should care, but i am different now. amazing.
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phone wallet keys mask
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foster kitten has had a tough day also.
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you don’t realize until you go back through your #AnimalCrossing photos that your hands are just meaty spheres
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how’s the week going so far? wow, today really made up for not working yesterday.
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oh, it rained last night. i won't be able to brutalize myself with yardwork today. pity.
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me shopping for a phone case
* nope, doesn’t need a hole to see the apple logo
* nope, doesn’t need your giant logo of random company
* nope, that one looks like it will actually harm my phone
* nope, that looks like a robot ate my phone
* nope, doesn’t need a hole to see the apple logo
* nope, doesn’t need your giant logo of random company
* nope, that one looks like it will actually harm my phone
* nope, that looks like a robot ate my phone
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depression fam: does your brain ever conflate self-care with selfishness? like whatever time and attention you need to take in order to address (being basically a filth-producing animal) is indulgent?
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3 years ago me: cords!
me now:
me now:
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i have no idea how this is comfortable.
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yet another holiday weekend i’ve chosen to ruin myself with work outside. i’d probably feel better if our house looked great. but this is all work to keep it from looking bad.
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baller new wheel for my hooptie
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remember when it snowed two weeks ago?
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it’s been a long week.
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yesterday i did too many of the things, which means today i was inclined to avoid any small number of the things. eventually i may learn to temper my weekend activities to average out and be less ruinous.
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don’t be that guy:
* at Home Depot
* no mask
* talking loudly
* “the data is wrong”
* “the disease isn’t that bad”
* “this is all stupid”
* at Home Depot
* no mask
* talking loudly
* “the data is wrong”
* “the disease isn’t that bad”
* “this is all stupid”
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okay not gonna complain about my breakthrough reward pokemon this week #PokemonGO
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#SocialDistancing
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sometimes i look at my followers list and i think “who unfollowed me?” then i remember i blocked that account whose profile photo was a picture of a butt
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when the weather nerd opens up the curtains on their westward-facing windows, it’s time for a show.
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anyone else realize they're part of like 7 or 8 discords but only have the time and attention span for like one channel on one discord?
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my wife: “I tapped on an egg to hatch it, and the app crashed.”
me: “oh! you hatched a bug-type!”
her:
me: (laughing uncontrollably)
her: ಠ_ಠ
#PokemonGo
me: “oh! you hatched a bug-type!”
her:
me: (laughing uncontrollably)
her: ಠ_ಠ
#PokemonGo
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website: “we use cookies, CONSENT TO COOKIES”
website also: “tell us your zip code every time you visit forever”
website also: “tell us your zip code every time you visit forever”
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this day felt like the longest week ever
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now that celebrities have taught us all how to wash our hands properly, can they start talking about the importance of wearing a mask in public?
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in a way, my Animal Crossing house is the room i lived in when i was single if i had more money for computers https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1259678405747806208
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Hello, Hulu, Netflix, Amazon Prime, CBS, AppleTV+, and HBO? yes i’d like to cancel my service. reason for cancellation? oh, i guess i just don’t use it much anymore.
by the way, have you played Animal Crossing?
by the way, have you played Animal Crossing?
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this morning’s snow has melted but now we’re getting a graupel sun-shower!
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i feel obligated.
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this is Hopper. he is semi-feral and sometimes does not like us a lot. i appreciate these times.
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it’s been a long week.
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it’s difficult to not just wake up, come downstairs, pour coffee, start working. this morning i’m trying to stay away from my computer until 8.
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woo! #PokemonGO
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every day a person is born who doesn't know not to use @ channel on Slack
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Animal Crossing friends: i made a one-page spreadsheet of fish and bug prices for May.
spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sjzdP8YlMME6NRWbt2t6ZmfLpSGoVVxzB2QbhbbikMU/edit?usp=sharing
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kFr6BJpOJG3-v0R3keaDTmiXpggFArK5/view?usp=sharing
spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sjzdP8YlMME6NRWbt2t6ZmfLpSGoVVxzB2QbhbbikMU/edit?usp=sharing
pdf: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kFr6BJpOJG3-v0R3keaDTmiXpggFArK5/view?usp=sharing
mike susz
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using all of my connections to try and make it rain tomorrow
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just in case you were worried that yard work is all calming and zen-like, and not whatsoever terrifying
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we had a super special visitor this week :) glad to help people make 🛎
https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1256610530850004993
https://twitter.com/mikesusz_switch/status/1256610530850004993
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another scientific rain gauge
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very accurate and scientific rain gauge
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anybody else gotta sell turnips?