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it's also shameful that i own a car that i'm still making payments on, that is functionally powered by buggy closed-source software that the manufacturer has no intention of ever fixing. i can't even choose to pay for a hardware+software upgrade path.
Nov 16, 2017, 3:50 PM · view on Twitter
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folks, reminder to check your mirrors even if you have a backup camera. my car-puter crashed and left this frozen image on the screen (a 2013 @Ford with SYNC2)
Nov 16, 2017, 2:47 PM · view on Twitter
what a strange week it’s been. it’s only what? wednesday?
whoa.
Nov 16, 2017, 12:28 AM · view on Twitter
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... but this is the INTERNET!
my OUTRAGE will NOT be delayed by
RESEARCH, FACTS, or REASON!
Nov 15, 2017, 4:04 PM · view on Twitter
Nov 15, 2017, 2:40 PM · view on Twitter
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Nov 15, 2017, 2:21 PM · view on Twitter
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whomever has to write my epitaph:
// eslint-disable-next-line
Nov 14, 2017, 9:46 PM · view on Twitter
i had a good idea!
is it really a good idea though? i mean, have we thought about the possible downsides or repercussions?
do i really know enough about the subject to know that this is a good idea, or is there something even better?
maybe it's not a good idea.
Nov 14, 2017, 5:51 PM · view on Twitter
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Nov 14, 2017, 11:54 AM · view on Twitter
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Nov 13, 2017, 3:58 PM · view on Twitter
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280 characters means lots more Buffalo Tom lyrics and that’s a good thing.
Nov 13, 2017, 2:33 AM · view on Twitter
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Sunday night and now I know
How the night can pass slow
All kinds of ugly outside that's right
And I'm all alone tonight
Distant highway din
Leaky roof my doubt drips in
And as the streetlights and my prospects dim
She turns in bed and thinks of him
Nov 13, 2017, 2:30 AM · view on Twitter
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why has my Fallout 4 sync to Steam been taking so long? oh. lol.
Nov 10, 2017, 6:15 PM · view on Twitter
not to say that I would not appreciate some closure for the story that we were promised would have closure (that never arrived), but I can fill in the blanks and be satisfied with that.
Nov 10, 2017, 3:43 AM · view on Twitter
I have to say that I have basically moved on from half-life. In a lot of ways half life is quite adolescent. It’s very linear, not quite a hallway, but very non-deterministic. Small choice of weapons, very few complexities to master.
Nov 10, 2017, 3:42 AM · view on Twitter
welp i guess i’m going to PAX East again in 2018. maybe this is the year Valve will announce HL3.
lol.
sob.
sob.
…
sob.
Nov 10, 2017, 3:38 AM · view on Twitter
catching up with the CMAs from the DVR. i think the Country Music community has embraced Darius. :)
Nov 9, 2017, 2:02 AM · view on Twitter
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wow, just finished Firewatch (the game). i’m feeling … like it’s over. i think. wow.
Nov 8, 2017, 3:46 AM · view on Twitter
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i never really impressed anyone with 140 characters, so 280 isn’t gonna make a whole lot of difference.
Nov 8, 2017, 2:21 AM · view on Twitter
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altocumulus? this morning
Nov 7, 2017, 6:50 PM · view on Twitter
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long drive home in the dark on monday after DST
Nov 7, 2017, 12:16 AM · view on Twitter
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i can't answer this question myself because my brain is barely functioning currently. what time is it?
Nov 6, 2017, 3:02 PM · view on Twitter
would the cognitive load of all other things whose times would have to change seasonally with sunrise/set be greater than that of DST?
Nov 6, 2017, 3:01 PM · view on Twitter
apparently it’s not even 6pm but it’s been dark for almost an hour and the whole family has no idea what to do with ourselves.
Nov 5, 2017, 10:33 PM · view on Twitter
have you seen the mess that these oak trees made in the yard? It’s nuts!
Nov 4, 2017, 7:50 PM · view on Twitter
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the best part of owning and Apple device is getting 60-70 app updates supporting a device i don’t own or intend to own.
Nov 3, 2017, 2:01 AM · view on Twitter
note to new parents: if your kids has a favorite stuffed animal, immediately buy 2 or 3 more. put them in a closet for a couple years.
Nov 3, 2017, 1:04 AM · view on Twitter
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git tag list
...
ಠ_ಠ
git tag -d list
Nov 1, 2017, 3:34 PM · view on Twitter
Idea: Waze knows when the school buses run, and factors that in so that I don’t get stuck behind one for 8 miles.
Nov 1, 2017, 12:37 PM · view on Twitter
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(if you have a targeted device) get you some iOS11.1 to fix the wifi krack
Nov 1, 2017, 1:58 AM · view on Twitter
Fairpoint is rocking the double-double burger
Nov 1, 2017, 12:18 AM · view on Twitter
this year for halloween i’m dressing up as the scariest thing ever: poorly defined project requirements with a fixed launch date
Oct 31, 2017, 10:56 PM · view on Twitter
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lots of video game news in my feed this morning, much contrast @waxpancake @andrearene
Oct 30, 2017, 5:03 PM · view on Twitter
Oct 28, 2017, 9:43 PM · view on Twitter
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you have no idea how much work i put into this. all for you! can you believe twitter is free?
Oct 28, 2017, 5:32 PM · view on Twitter
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This recent resurgence of A-ha makes me want to move to Norway. I’ll start a vietnamese sandwich food truck and call it: Take Banh Mi
Oct 28, 2017, 5:21 PM · view on Twitter
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i have a difficult time allowing myself to form any sort of friend relationship with co-workers. but this wasn’t even that. it was just fun.
Oct 27, 2017, 1:15 AM · view on Twitter
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i actually had a good time at work today. worked closely with my team, solved problems. laughed.
i can’t remember the last time.
Oct 27, 2017, 1:14 AM · view on Twitter
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this isn’t a new feature; i’ve always received top notch support from Tweetbot
Oct 24, 2017, 2:27 PM · view on Twitter
my ability to believe what a person is saying is inversely proportional to the number of times they say the words "believe me"
Oct 23, 2017, 7:35 PM · view on Twitter
TIL: by default (but customizable) when you Cmd+Click a filename in iTerm (e.g. in a directory listing) file will open in the default app
Oct 23, 2017, 4:49 PM · view on Twitter
i thought my parenting game was good until i saw someone get pizza delivered to the park/playground.
Oct 22, 2017, 8:35 PM · view on Twitter
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update: i now work for a much, much larger company, that does not MitM attack their own employees.
https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/524941594567651328 Oct 22, 2017, 3:45 PM · view on Twitter
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the ladybugs have finally arrived at my house. all of them.
Oct 21, 2017, 6:50 PM · view on Twitter
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so it took more than a year but i've gone from "lol i need an adapter to plug headphones into my phone" to "lol wires." congrats, Apple.
Oct 18, 2017, 6:45 PM · view on Twitter
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update: the flowers opened and maybe i’m not so terrible at this.
Oct 18, 2017, 12:20 AM · view on Twitter
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i don’t want to be that guy who counts your items, but you’re the guy who has 15 items in the 12 items or less checkout
Oct 17, 2017, 9:01 PM · view on Twitter
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the memories of PAX, like my $15 pint glass, are fading quickly.
Oct 17, 2017, 1:29 AM · view on Twitter
i just listened to a song (refuting the existence of) the Seattle Freeze that ends "it's not Seattle, it's you" what a Seattle thing to say.
Oct 16, 2017, 4:13 PM · view on Twitter
that thing where your wife responds to your snarky, self-deprecating tweet
Oct 16, 2017, 3:31 PM · view on Twitter
