mike susz
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downloaded an app to pay for parking in new york city and now i get emails like i’m a parking enthusiast and i want to participate in a parking community
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hobbies include: kayaking, video games, cutting open dead EZ Pass to see what’s inside
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i’m tired. this helps. still tired.
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my son told me tonight that Red Vines taste like mint? and suddenly i became astutely aware that we’re living in the matrix
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new england friends, ISS traversal soon:
Date: Sat Jul 30, 9:07 PM
Visible: 6 min
Max Height: 79°
Appears: 10° above WNW
Disappears: 14° above SE
Date: Sat Jul 30, 9:07 PM
Visible: 6 min
Max Height: 79°
Appears: 10° above WNW
Disappears: 14° above SE
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@Eric_WVGG and after The Scar i just finished Iron Council. wow. and wow. thanks again.
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it’s JULY
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glad we finally passed the CHiPs act.
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how does the internet not know where Calder’s Saurien is? it’s not in front of the IBM building at 57th and Madison anymore
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“the dog won’t lay on the dog bed behind me, but he’ll lay on my feet under my desk.”
“put the dog bed under your desk?”
“good idea!”
…
“put the dog bed under your desk?”
“good idea!”
…
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update: here it is in use, and a finished project
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someday i want to be as happy as my dog is right now.
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how on earth is it only Tuesday
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tonight i made a jig for my wife to use for stained glass projects. fun stuff. i used my Kreg jig to hide all the fasteners.
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i need another weekend.
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it was a very different place.
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at home i get to use my heavy keyboards
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i think the animals missed me.
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Corporate Dev Time Machine: having problems installing a project, googling the error messages and the results are all from 3 to 7 years ago
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spent the day hauling brush out of the woods, trimming hemlocks, and now burning brush in the fire pit. tomorrow i will be in a very different place.
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@deathbearbrown actually not true, i’ve been reading China Miéville’s Bas-Lag trilogy and it’s amazing.
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so i guess the question is, who _doesn’t_ want a cool uncle on your development team? like, one that’s been through some stuff.
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Me: God, I’m tired.
God: nice to meet you, tired, I’m God.
God: nice to meet you, tired, I’m God.
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i don’t care how the match ends, i just try to be the first to thank the bus driver.
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captain it’s only wednesday
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update: angelo’s on 57th made me a marinara pie with basil and garlic and it was tremendous. this will become a tradition when i’m in town.
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i’m having a day completely ruined by lactose even though i fought back with lactase and basically i hate cows
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i’m traveling for work with a macbook pro, a dell latitude, an m1 ipad pro, a google pixel phone, an iphone 11, and a mechanical keyboard.
all of these things will charge from usb-c, except one.
all of these things will charge from usb-c, except one.
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happy sunday to all the dads and moms and kids and childless folks
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okay i can’t find anywhere in the app to actually clear this notification so i’m turning off all notifications @etsy
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removing the old goo
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I remember when IE8 died and then the company I worked for contracted with a 3rd party to continue patching and supporting IE8 for all our intranet applications.
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@tea_bird 🤔 or hers & hers maybe
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“okay, now, what was i doing?”
- me, every few minutes
- me, every few minutes
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this afternoon i took a nap so powerful that i was confused about consciousness when i woke up.
i need to figure out how to do this when i’m not sick.
i need to figure out how to do this when i’m not sick.
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maybe this is finally fixed in iPadOS 16 https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/1402097442615607297
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i feel you, watch.
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it was 817 days between the last time i worked in an office pre-lockdown and my first positive covid diagnosis.
is this a victory or a failure? currently it feels like failure.
is this a victory or a failure? currently it feels like failure.
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my favorite shot of this trip.
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related: wow i need new bushings for my sixtrack ultralites ‘cause i guess this stuff breaks down after … 35 years
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the only wrench you need
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so i used my iPhone to take a photo of my USPS receipt in hopes of maybe copying the text of the tracking number out of it. when i tapped on the photo i got a prompt to “track shipment.” surprised, delighted and impressed. technology hasn’t done that to me in a while.
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my sleep tracking app stating the obvious. trust me, i knew this already.
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at the point in a code tutorial where i refuse to get lunch or get up from my desk or make a noise please don’t interrupt me this feels like it’s going to make sense and stick around in my head please no interruptions i’m even gonna quit the twitter client now
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“please support journalism by turning off your ad blocker and allowing us to install 21 tracking scripts and fill your viewport with ads for boner pills”
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moms, singles, child-free people, are alll welcome to join. the only requirement to participate is: you can’t even.
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i’m starting a Dad Yoga class
first move: lay flat on your stomach with your forehead on your left forearm
relax
stay there for 20 minutes
this one is called “Downward Facing Dad”
first move: lay flat on your stomach with your forehead on your left forearm
relax
stay there for 20 minutes
this one is called “Downward Facing Dad”
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so i almost preferred the sinus infection vs. the flu that we got from my youngest. seems like my wife and youngest son are on the mend though, my older son and i are in the worst part of it.
(sorry - this is all my news.)
(sorry - this is all my news.)
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and it was inevitable, my wife and i now have whatever my youngest son had. it hit me fast today. the kids are now the most capable humans in the house.