mike susz
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there’s this interesting double-disconnect with how my company wants to be perceived, how it actually is, and then how my part of it REALLY is.
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to all my Twitter followers…
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my poor hemlocks under the weigh of snow and ice #NHwx
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every time I use Touch ID to make a purchase I think about this
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catmouflauge
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tap list in my basement is pretty good rn with @WachusettBrew Winter and @BerkshireBrewCo Cabin Fever
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I can't stress this enough, folks:
1. join online meeting
2. put yourself ON MUTE
3. if you need to talk, unmute yourself, talk.
4. put yourself BACK ON MUTE
1. join online meeting
2. put yourself ON MUTE
3. if you need to talk, unmute yourself, talk.
4. put yourself BACK ON MUTE
mike susz
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pro tip: break out the traditional nylon fishing line if you have cats and don’t want your tree to tip over
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and now we play “how many pine needles can the kitten ingest?”
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it’s already down to 6F outside here. winter has arrived, it seems.
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find your happy place.
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“you’re making this harder than it needs to be, in order to avoid attempting it at all.”
^^ feel free to remind me of this, every 7 to 10 minutes of every day. ever.
^^ feel free to remind me of this, every 7 to 10 minutes of every day. ever.
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gosh i need to update my profile photo to reflect my recent beardness. and oldness.
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correcting my stupid phone - this was SALAD night at the Susz household and it was awesome.
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the weather is not clement.
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oh also i guess i would take the sports almanac away from young Biff
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i think most of my house projects could be easier if i invented a time machine, went back and gave the previous owners of my house a level and a stud finder.
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snowplow driver draws first blood.
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“is it time yet?”
“soon.”
“soon.”
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idea: motorized vertical blinds that always *just* keep you from being blinded, but maximizing light/view
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this was the dopest phone.
dopest.
dopest.
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wow it’s been a crazy week. i’m exhausted.
wait what? it’s only tuesday?
wait what? it’s only tuesday?
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can we all agree to stop doing 'ugly sweaters' this year? they were only funny when worn unironically or out of obligation
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@sarah_edo thinking about it i should say 'good job' instead - it's hard work and you rocked it :)
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@waxpancake also, TIL. wow. bodies are so darn complex.
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Idea: something like a QR code reader except it tells you what website/company a logo represents.
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retweets and laptop stickers are not endorsements.
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have a good weekend http://sqd.co/_/baby-needs.jpg
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also, yes, i realize it's an acronym not an abbreviation but i'm not deleting and re-creating that tweet.
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in the spirit of the AKC's "ASCOB" abbreviation ( http://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/breeds/cocker-spaniel-a-s-c-o-b/ ) i propose, for web development:
AMBOC: Any Modern Browser Other than Chrome.
usage: "i built a cool new feature!" "yeah? does it work in AMBOC?"
AMBOC: Any Modern Browser Other than Chrome.
usage: "i built a cool new feature!" "yeah? does it work in AMBOC?"
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i just took off my glasses and audibly "whoa'd" at how filthy they are. good morning!
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e.g. this made me lol.
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also, for the younger people, middle-aged folks are going to make jokes about "cyber monday" because in the earlier days of the internet "cyber" meant something different.
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i haven’t checked my email yet today - i wonder, is it “cyber monday?”
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i also want them to know proper sentence structure, but, clearly, i am not the one to teach them that.
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i want to teach them how to use the tools at their disposal to fix their situation. or, to recognize when it’s not fixable. then decide; is this transient? do i need help? or just deal with it.
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i’m frustrated when they complain, e.g. that the car we’re riding in is just too warm or too cold. take off your coat? or put it on. adapt.
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i hope someday they see the challenge, know the limits, are curious to experience. when we hit -17F here in Rindge a few years back, i went outside. i had to know.
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ah, to teach my kids that we live in a climate that is inhospitable to mankind and the only way we survive is to build bulwarks of technology to protect us from relentless nature
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my wife loves me… she’s letting me drink one of the 32 @magichat Jinx that she has hoarded.
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🏡
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tomorrow… it’s only 380 miles right? with two kids, a kitten, more stuff than can fit in the truck. right?
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once again, my 7 year old can’t fall asleep because of an episode of Garfield he watched a year ago.
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update: i went and it was a lot of work and it was worth it. glad to see everyone. now preparing for another entire day of driving.
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a better punch-line: https://twitter.com/akahn/status/933356049146564608
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drop a piece of lettuce on the floor, cats act like you’re trying to poison them. let them near houseplants and they think it’s some sort of buffet.
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wow. #NHwx
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i love my family but i have absolutely zero desire to drive hundreds of miles to visit them for the holidays.
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does anyone at Apple ever actually use Home Sharing?