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mike susz

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tonight i made a jig for my wife to use for stained glass projects. fun stuff. i used my Kreg jig to hide all the fasteners.

Jul 19, 2022, 2:53 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i need another weekend.

Jul 18, 2022, 2:35 AM · view on Twitter

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it was a very different place.

Jul 16, 2022, 12:50 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

at home i get to use my heavy keyboards

Jul 15, 2022, 6:23 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i think the animals missed me.

Jul 15, 2022, 4:53 PM · view on Twitter

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Corporate Dev Time Machine: having problems installing a project, googling the error messages and the results are all from 3 to 7 years ago

Jul 12, 2022, 5:48 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

spent the day hauling brush out of the woods, trimming hemlocks, and now burning brush in the fire pit. tomorrow i will be in a very different place.

Jul 10, 2022, 12:03 AM · view on Twitter

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@deathbearbrown actually not true, i’ve been reading China Miéville’s Bas-Lag trilogy and it’s amazing.

Jul 8, 2022, 1:08 AM · view on Twitter

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so i guess the question is, who _doesn’t_ want a cool uncle on your development team? like, one that’s been through some stuff.

Jul 8, 2022, 12:59 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Me: God, I’m tired.

God: nice to meet you, tired, I’m God.

Jul 2, 2022, 3:51 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i don’t care how the match ends, i just try to be the first to thank the bus driver.

Jul 1, 2022, 2:38 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

captain it’s only wednesday

Jun 30, 2022, 2:17 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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update: angelo’s on 57th made me a marinara pie with basil and garlic and it was tremendous. this will become a tradition when i’m in town.

Jun 24, 2022, 1:55 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

i’m having a day completely ruined by lactose even though i fought back with lactase and basically i hate cows

Jun 23, 2022, 2:36 AM · view on Twitter

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i’m traveling for work with a macbook pro, a dell latitude, an m1 ipad pro, a google pixel phone, an iphone 11, and a mechanical keyboard.

all of these things will charge from usb-c, except one.

Jun 21, 2022, 2:21 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

happy sunday to all the dads and moms and kids and childless folks

Jun 19, 2022, 6:35 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

okay i can’t find anywhere in the app to actually clear this notification so i’m turning off all notifications @etsy

Jun 17, 2022, 2:08 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

removing the old goo

Jun 17, 2022, 12:58 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

I remember when IE8 died and then the company I worked for contracted with a 3rd party to continue patching and supporting IE8 for all our intranet applications.

Jun 15, 2022, 3:59 PM · view on Twitter

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@tea_bird 🤔 or hers & hers maybe

Jun 14, 2022, 3:18 AM · view on Twitter

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“okay, now, what was i doing?”

- me, every few minutes

Jun 10, 2022, 1:56 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

this afternoon i took a nap so powerful that i was confused about consciousness when i woke up.

i need to figure out how to do this when i’m not sick.

Jun 6, 2022, 11:10 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

maybe this is finally fixed in iPadOS 16 https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/1402097442615607297

Jun 6, 2022, 6:52 PM · view on Twitter

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i feel you, watch.

Jun 6, 2022, 3:45 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it was 817 days between the last time i worked in an office pre-lockdown and my first positive covid diagnosis.

is this a victory or a failure? currently it feels like failure.

Jun 6, 2022, 3:33 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my favorite shot of this trip.

Jun 2, 2022, 4:00 AM · view on Twitter

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related: wow i need new bushings for my sixtrack ultralites ‘cause i guess this stuff breaks down after … 35 years

May 29, 2022, 1:53 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

the only wrench you need

May 29, 2022, 12:41 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so i used my iPhone to take a photo of my USPS receipt in hopes of maybe copying the text of the tracking number out of it. when i tapped on the photo i got a prompt to “track shipment.” surprised, delighted and impressed. technology hasn’t done that to me in a while.

May 24, 2022, 1:05 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my sleep tracking app stating the obvious. trust me, i knew this already.

May 19, 2022, 11:40 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

at the point in a code tutorial where i refuse to get lunch or get up from my desk or make a noise please don’t interrupt me this feels like it’s going to make sense and stick around in my head please no interruptions i’m even gonna quit the twitter client now

May 16, 2022, 4:27 PM · view on Twitter

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May 13, 2022, 7:49 PM · view on Twitter

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“please support journalism by turning off your ad blocker and allowing us to install 21 tracking scripts and fill your viewport with ads for boner pills”

May 6, 2022, 12:22 AM · view on Twitter

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moms, singles, child-free people, are alll welcome to join. the only requirement to participate is: you can’t even.

Apr 27, 2022, 1:58 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

i’m starting a Dad Yoga class

first move: lay flat on your stomach with your forehead on your left forearm

relax

stay there for 20 minutes

this one is called “Downward Facing Dad”

Apr 27, 2022, 1:52 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

so i almost preferred the sinus infection vs. the flu that we got from my youngest. seems like my wife and youngest son are on the mend though, my older son and i are in the worst part of it.

(sorry - this is all my news.)

Apr 24, 2022, 1:32 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

and it was inevitable, my wife and i now have whatever my youngest son had. it hit me fast today. the kids are now the most capable humans in the house.

Apr 21, 2022, 4:56 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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took today off because i don’t feel good and my son is home sick from school feeling bad in a different way and gosh i really just want Spring. open-windows Spring.

Apr 19, 2022, 1:47 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

an excellent thread on people leaving your team. thank you, Bill, for sharing your personal insights and growth process with us. https://twitter.com/BillHiggins/status/1515781622423080967

Apr 18, 2022, 2:04 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

and more graupel

Apr 17, 2022, 5:15 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

shout out to all the other parents playing Animal Crossing with their kids today, since that’s the most ‘traditional’ Easter thing we’ve done for the past couple years.

also - that’s a LOT of weeds.

Apr 17, 2022, 2:33 PM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

lol.

Apr 17, 2022, 1:55 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

having a dog named “DJ” means you shout a lot of things that would be really interesting DJ names. examples:

“DJ Stop It!”
“DJ Don’t Chew On The Cat!”

and my favorite:

“DJ What Are You Eating??!?!”

Apr 14, 2022, 1:52 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i don’t “self-care” well.

Apr 13, 2022, 3:26 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Blaze got too warm and moved to the floor, DJ took over the rest of the couch.

Apr 12, 2022, 4:49 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it’s been a long week.

Apr 12, 2022, 3:20 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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update, both are almost back to normal, they tested negative for covid on thursday. we’ll test them again tomorrow. i think this was a bad cold. we haven’t been exposed to germs in … two years. 🤞

Apr 2, 2022, 11:43 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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both kids sick (with different symptoms) so it’s home-from-school and tests for everyone in the morning! i know i can’t shelter them from everything forever. but maybe we kept this at bay for more than two years.

Mar 31, 2022, 2:31 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hey y’all i guess they fixed it!

Mar 31, 2022, 1:59 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i watch my son’s tamagotchi while he’s at school so technically am i a grandparent? 🤔

Mar 28, 2022, 2:48 PM · view on Twitter