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I fertilized the lawn today. not a euphemism.
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my mechanical diagnosis of the truck: 100% too much chipmunk
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enjoying a Night crawler black IPA at Gardner Ale House. lunch with my wife while a visiting friend watches the boys!
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boys asleep, house to myself. of course I did the dishes, fed the cats, and now I'm reading instapaper on my pad while watching old Futurama
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so... Google Drive is Google Docs + arbitrary file types ?
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don't maximize new windows. it sickens me.
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I think we should take this offline.
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Leisure Suit Larry remake Kickstarter is $17k away from $500k goal - 7 days left
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I'd sincerely like to thank the nice officer from Ashby whom I spoke with tonight.
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it's day one of Thomas the Train in our house. Greg already caused the greatest disaster in railroad history.
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the best part of today was the end part.
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steam rising from the piles of mulch in the Chelmsford landscape supply district this morning. also it smells like cow poop.
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today i felt like the IKEA guy. both the smiley and confused states.
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think we weren't in a drought? my kids seem confused by rain.
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so it turns out my problems with Lion Server + webapps is some borked permissions and Sinatra.rb crapping out.
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we might be making up for the drought today
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"Why do I head crinkling?" *finds boys quickly consuming bag of oyster crackers*
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yesterday was the first grilled pizza for the year. today is the first grilled pizza leftovers lunch of the year.
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I thought I was having a bad week, then I realized that at least I'm not Bobby Valentine.
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if I had a superpower, it would be "guy with a pickup"
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"I wave at everybody ... I'm driving a pickup truck."
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wondering what our 2006 Stone Double Bastard will taste like. special occasion? we already have two kids #lol #beer
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my wife just gave me the best idea. Shawshank Redemption: the MUSICAL
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week 1: survived.
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I like my code editor like I like my coffee. DARK.
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whoever created this file forgot what the C in CSS means.
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Boston people: a gravel truck rolled over on the lower deck of 93 downtown, it seems. avoid at all costs.
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remarkably disappointed with our school district today. remarkably.
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I show up, I make sausage, I go home.
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could be in love with Inconsolata-g variant.
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me: (at 8:05pm) "heck of a late night for you!" UPS guy: "they pay me by the hour."
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my kids are chanting "go go dot com!" we MAY be in the middle of another bubble.
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toddler discipline flowchart: is he burning calories? yes. is he hurting anyone? no. is he breaking stuff? no. let him do it.
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the person who called my wife at 5:06pm about getting their taxes done (without extension) should be VERY glad I didn't answer the phone.
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I have 98 gmail invites left! hit me up.
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I miss you guys already.
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if pollen had a face, I would rather enjoy punching it in said face.
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tapped a sixth-barrel of @berkshirebrew's steel rail tonight. this will do nicely :)
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saw a commercial for an oil additive that claims to 'soak into the metal.' I'm not a chemist or a metallurgist but my instinct says B.S.
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I think these crazy/self-abusive crab fisherman would totally get pwned by adrenaline-junkie jackasses. picture zak baggins on a boat.
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Listening to Lionel Richie's Tuskegee. a bit awkward in parts, but as a contemporary country music fan who grew up in the 80's, I like it.
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Just watched @MythBusters "Square Wheels." Warning: do NOT buy a used green extended-cab @Ford Super-Duty from anywhere near the Bay Area.
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Just had my summer tires flipped to mitigate camber wear. Ladies.
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twelve trips up & down two flights of stairs to electrical panel. conclusion: fire the electrician... out of a cannon.
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wishing I could be at @the47th to send @jayroh off to @thoughtbot
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i'm missing Sox opening day because of Lion Server. thanks, Apple.
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LDFLAGS to the rescue!
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Also: the tax filing deadline is Tuesday. If you're just getting your info to your accountant now - you're a despicable person.
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nearing the end of tax season, 1000% increase in my wife swearing about QuickBooks
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