mike susz
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dear Apple: we know what you're doing. give us a direct profile photo of the new iMac.
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mike susz
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no more bugs inside the screen of your iMac. heh.
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when Tim Cook tries to be emotive, it's just creepy.
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hrm Apple event won't stream on Safari for Windows. lulz.
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thanks to website keyboard shortcuts i can binge on superfluous information like twice as fast as i used to.
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Guys who dress up as Wolverine: 40% read comics, 30% have kids who read comics, 30% saw the movie, 100% want an excuse to grow sideburns.
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we all know there's currently a Macheist bundle right? http://macheist.com/bundle/t/618715 pretty good deal for what you get.
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Strangely happy when I find a JS error in IE7, then in Chrome. Yay! I can debug it without feeling like I'm making shoes at Pioneer Village.
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todo list for today: 1. make todo list, 2. take a break.
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I just got Evernote Premium, Scrivener, and 14 other awesome Mac apps in the MacHeist 4 bundle! http://macheist.com/bundle/t/618715
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rocks, dirt, wheelbarrow, shovel, rake, and tamper > me. we will meet again. bring it.
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getting the truck inspected. not an euphemism.
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I bought my @Ford Focus on January 8, 2001. it had 4 miles on it. still going strong!
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my three year-old keeps saying "cakepie" I'm not sure this is a thing but it should be a thing.
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"I'm interested in something more like 'Remains Politely Quiet' Elmo."
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"is there a section for educational toys?" "..."
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Friday status: http://i.imgur.com/ocFIZ.gif
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sure, the Red Sox have an epic collapse this season. and then the Yankees have to one-up us, again.
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i thought the only time i had Java on my Credit Card was when i spilled coffee on my wallet
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is this new? LinkedIn lets you set your location to your town, not just "Foo Metro Area." this is good.
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holy crow, Sam Beckett leaping INTO Winston Wolf. there's a sweeps week episode. Oh boy.
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in the past, i've compared my job to Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap. but sometimes it feels a lot more like Winston Wolf from Pulp Fiction.
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twitter website: open DM list, see start of message from someone. click on user, do not see that message in thread. scratch head.
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good golly people, if registration form fields are optional, then they should be hidden. don't shell shock your users before they're users.
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oh look, a folder called "Stylesheets." *click* .xsl .xsl .xsl .xsl ... http://i.imgur.com/QWaj0.gif
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okay so yesterday was the pigpile making fun of Color. will we see an equal number of retractions today?
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the heat is on in the stairwells! join me for my bikram step class, all day.
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pipes. (at Clock Tower Place) [pic] — http://path.com/p/1t1YiV
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look who I brought to work today! peekaboo @hotdogsladies! #creepy
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the debate changed my mind. I'm changing my vote! now I want that fruitier Mountain Dew flavor to win.
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let's play the debate drinking game: you watch the debate, i'm going to go drink and play a game!
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first there's the P-wave, then the S-wave, then the Californians tell us what wimps we are.
mike susz
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I think my washer is off balance. except I'm not doing laundry.
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Clocktower (at Clock Tower Place) [pic] — http://path.com/p/4jjEGo
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go fix all the other performance issues with your site, THEN complain about my comments in CSS.
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pouring ferociously here. we're getting all the rains. #wxNH #rindge
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co-pilot.
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can Microsoft get the actor from Groundhog Day who played Ned Ryerson for their commercials? Bing!
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I call it "Ned."
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looks like peak was 729mph? wow
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we all know how marketing works, and at this point I will buy some Red Bull just 'cause.
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i'm not sure i'll be around in 161 years when this finishes.
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both boys awake at 6 this morning. nap time should be loltastic.
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also kinda super disappointed that nobody has taken jabs at me for how much hair i had when i was 9, or how dorky i looked.
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boys are asleep, i've got the house to myself. you know what that means... i fixed a toilet. #dadslife
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a marshmallow for dessert. dad's knocking it out of the park tonight.
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grille cheese sandwich always wins.
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I'd probably feel more like a grown-up if my voice didn't sound like a Sesame Street character doing an impression of a Muppet.
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me & the boys at home tonight. time for dad to make dinner.
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Farmer Jones' cows are loose on Main Street. Welcome to Rindge.