mike susz
@mikesusz
anyone have a keyboard case for their iPad? opinions?
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mike susz
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asked boys if they wanted to watch parade. they said yes. they were expecting the parade episode of Olivia. now crying. Happy Thanksgiving!
mike susz
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Bought 8 windshield wipers and two fitbits from Amazon this year. guess what all my recommendations are?
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plotting a route home that doesn't even go NEAR a grocery store.
mike susz
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In Soviet Union, turkey bastes you!
mike susz
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it's always sad to go look at your code on a past project and see how people have already begun to add ugly hacks back in.
mike susz
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spending 2.5 hours figuring out why our timesheets were off by 1.65 hours probably wasn't good for anybody. (0.6% error)
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my new email sig: "NOTICE: this email was produced in a facility that also processes nuts"
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wow, we’re really flying through these Glee episodes on Netflix. er, um, I mean: trucks. and football. and guns. penis.
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#CSS tip: make a debug rule that sets the background of <div> to rgba(0,0,0,0.25); if you can't read text, you have too many nested divs.
mike susz
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/FMwaC.gif
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at this point I’ll just use this new excuse for not proposing talks at conferences: I’m a middle-aged white male.
mike susz
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but, today is my Thursday, FWIW.
mike susz
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that point at which “why am I here today?” is not part of a daily affirmation; it’s a legitimate quandary.
mike susz
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you know office culture is king when they only time you can get valuable information from other people is after 4:45pm
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found code: .footer div.flRight{ float: left; } #WINNING
mike susz
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not sure when it became okay to play with your phone during meetings. but I’m glad.
mike susz
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five hour meeting.five hour meeting. the castaways on Gilligan’s Island spent less time touring.
mike susz
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whatcha doin? you know, winter stuffs.
mike susz
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does Europe still use PAL or has 16:9 and 1080p normalized tv resolutions?
mike susz
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some of my colleagues at this gig can be obnoxious
mike susz
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over the Mill Pond
mike susz
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G I F T = Got It From Twitter
mike susz
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it seems the toughest thing for backend devs (.NET) to learn about CSS: a DOM element can have multiple classes.
mike susz
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so close, and yet.
mike susz
@mikesusz
"agile" sounds great in theory, but i always end up trading my story points for candy.
mike susz
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can't download IE7 Developer Tools using IE7 due to javascript errors on Microsoft's site. there is something poetic here. and sad. i'm sad.
mike susz
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"i love all these emails from daily social coupon deal sites!" - nobody
mike susz
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here’s an idea: maybe don’t follow 1.5 car lengths behind me in a parking garage. spoiler alert: I may suddenly park!
mike susz
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I’m literally chewing a double IPA from Candia Road brewing.
mike susz
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current status: considering making toast on my Airport Express
mike susz
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the moment when you find out your 3-1/2 year old (born 14wks early) qualifies for private insurance; no longer has a per-existing condition.
mike susz
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i got 99 environments, and every one is throwing an exception
mike susz
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taking today off to finish the other 2/3 of my weekend task list.
mike susz
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taking advantage of the nice weather
mike susz
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“Dennis Quaid’s nose has, like, two noses.”
mike susz
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zero tolerance for modals about your newsletter or your mobile app.
mike susz
@mikesusz
my wife just asked me where she could find a comb.
mike susz
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using 10.6.8 again, it's like going back in time! slightly. just enough to be annoying.
mike susz
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if this code had a neck i would punch it
mike susz
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i was totally okay with the Mac App Store until i have to use a Mac that i can't connect to it. i need my stuff. ugh.
mike susz
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didn't realize @echofon will no longer support their desktop apps: http://www.echofon.com/twitter/desktops/index.html
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I has a tired. a BIG tired.
mike susz
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do cough drops go bad? asking for a friend. who left a lot of them in my coat.
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ermagherd snurring
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this day just got a whole lot better! possibly related: i'm going to get a sandwich
mike susz
@mikesusz
pro tip: if you have my email address but haven't sent me anything yet, don't start your marketing campaign with a daily newsletter.
mike susz
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over-tipping the pizza delivery guy is like leveling-up in the video game of life.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i'm not sure why you put carrots into this muffin but at least you could have cooked them to a consistency softer than rubber bands.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I voted. I showed my photo ID to get my ballot.