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mike susz

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windows-open weather is gone again for a bit. but, you know, it's March.

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you know that thing where weird stuff happens, and it happens so fast that it makes your head spin? that thing.

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need to bounce fire fox http://i.imgur.com/caZR3.gif

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so apparently i possess one or more marketable skills. that's a nice validation – of what, i have no idea.

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i'm kinda curious why anyone wastes their (and my) time with emails that just say "call me!"

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I am tired. I don't mean that in a small way, I mean that in a big way.

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if you think I might be a valuable UI/UX developer consultant for your company, speak now or, you know, keep it to yourself for a while. :)

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sorting through the litany of BMW-lease impaired recruiters who are badgering me relentlessly.

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catching up on the (canceled) series "Jericho." dear hollywood writers: TOO MANY SUBPLOTS MY HEAD HURTS.

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i've finally had it. Lion's autocorrect is even worse than iOS. Preferences -> Language & Text -> Text -> [ ] Correct spelling automatically

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i want to punch my phone in its face.

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if one of Steve's core competencies was "finding the clue" he must have gotten terrible, terrible reviews. #too #much #bluesclues

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Websites that strip out the plus in the username of an email address, so all your emails go somewhere else and you can't log in. #rage

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@mikesusz

i say, it's foggy.

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What a ridiculous day.

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crayons are non-toxic, right? um... asking for a friend.

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dear internet clowns: marketers have realized that they can get you talking about how terrible something is and make you notice it.

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@mikesusz

ever notice that the Mario Bros never did any real plumbing?

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when i manage to successfully activate a tap zone in netflix' iOS app i feel like i won a prize or something.

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@mikesusz and we've been subjecting our twitter friends to Car Talk with Todd & Mike. :D

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Subject: Vehicle Payoff Confirmation. yesssss

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@mikesusz

dear {first_name}, i appreciate your recent {call|email|text} and look forward to connecting with you soon. have a good {day|weekend|life}

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mike susz

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"Dada no pants on!" (i'm wearing shorts)

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also, pro tip: having a broken password reset process boosts retention! you can't leave if you can't log in!

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mike susz

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be careful how many rings you throw your hat into

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Beautiful evening. Kids were happy. Great dinner. Good beer in my glass.

Win.

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@mikesusz

Current status: shorts.

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@mikesusz

gosh i wish i could get a WOMAN: or a MAN: to bring a beer.

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"FlimFlam is the world leader in a business category that we just made up"

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"No, don't sit on your brother's head!"

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you know what's fun about finding code you wrote 12 years ago? nothing.

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@mikesusz

Just when I thought I wasn't going to accomplish anything today: I killed a keg.

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dear today: let's just put this behind us. and you better be out of here by tomorrow.

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@mikesusz

oh, lunchtime. here already. i like you, but i'm not IN like with you.

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hooray, just received spam at an address i used only for HP product registration. // cc @HPsupport

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need to move my photos are moving to my server RAID. do any programs besides iPhoto handle this (originals on network) without pooping?

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it's sooooo quiet in my house without the pellet stove running. #spring

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Thermostats turned from 'heat' to 'off' today. Will they go back to 'heat' before they switch to 'cool?'

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my little guy just head-butted me in the cheekbone. I'm literally incapacitated. occupational prognosis: soccer hooligan.

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Ran out of paint(ing) before I ran out of patience. Win.

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Enjoying a Long Trail Double IPA from 2009. It's mellowed to the point that it's almost not really an IPA anymore. Still very good.

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St Paddy's so naturally I'm drinking an IPA.

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Anyone who thinks they're good at planning and logistics - have two small kids, try to paint various rooms in your house.

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after i do the 'responsive' i'm writing HTML6 and CSS Pi

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so, today, let's get this over with and then beer.

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how i'm answering the phone today http://i.imgur.com/BSPDW.png

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i must have an acute head injury - my DVR says there's a new episode of #Community.

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enjoyed another @bg_salem so glad to meet folks IRL @dperrera @amyhparker and @beatenbyrobots

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