mike susz
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that’s okay, Windows. i’m unable to start, also.
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front line swapped out; F-series trucks out, Escapes in. i guess my local @Ford dealer believed the groundhog. :)
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if a story arc doesn’t actually curve it’s just a line.
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wait, for $20 you can get a Hot Wheels car with a video camera in it? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004SKLU5C/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B004SKLU5C&linkCode=as2&tag=mikeyboycom-20
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so, Dell is worth $24.4b. or, less than 1/5th of the spare cash Apple has on hand.
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remember when everyone freaked out that Safari would be “based on Konqueror” instead of Gecko?
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non. stop. hip. hop. non. stop. hip. hop.
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that thing where you mark the passage of time with an onsite client in 30-day increments when you have to re-authorize gmail.
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so it’s gonna be that kinda day, huh? find ./ -type f | xargs chmod ugo-x
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Days getting to the office without meeting a friendly MA State Trooper: 1.
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also geez would it kill anybody to make a boilerplate framework for HTML & CSS? maybe even with SASS?
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what we really need is another app to pre-process CSS & JS and has a development server instance.
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that think where you drag your shoe on the carpet to make a noise that alerts the oncoming (texting) pedestrian to avoid you
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“It’s not a foolproof system, in that it’s inherently dependent on the existence of fools for the system to function properly.”
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“be sure to have someone code review your defect fixes before your last day.” “um, am i going anywhere?” *crickets* life of a contractor.
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“out of the frying pan, into another frying pan.” - Neil
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wow, that wasn’t pass interference? that was a third date. #superbowl
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This is no Ordinary Owl.
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not even the power company gives a crap about this game.
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thanks, @directv my kids really appreciated the commercial for Possessed during the Puppy Bowl.
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we all joke about getting older, but i just noticed that i’m interested in 60-75% of the stories on CBS News Sunday Morning.
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she’s outta my league
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I need to check with the proper authorities, but I don’t think the Pennsylvania Polka is canonical. #groundhogday
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“Trucks! Trucks! Trucks!” on Mighty Machines. it’s like Maximum Overdrive without all the killing.
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i’m remembering when ‘terabyte’ was a ridiculous term we had to look up on AltaVista.
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ten-years-ago me wants to kick current-me in the ass for being impatient about how long a >3TB backup is taking.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/WxoFF.gif
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Outlook really needs something between 5 & 15 minutes for meeting reminders. conference room is more than 1/4mi away.
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my new email sig: Do not induce vomiting.
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my iPhone auto-corrected “jQuery UI” to “nausea” no offense.
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Survey: have you ever worked with someone who edited the jQuery UI CSS file? Follow-up: what sort of horrible punishment did you imagine?
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so at about 8:20 this morning we had a heck of a front come through. http://i.imgur.com/Kj6NrOq.gif #NHwx
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can’t imagine how much money companies could save on support costs if they’d let you mistype your password FOUR times in 24 hours. maybe 5.
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modern.IE sounds great! now Microsoft should create modern.ITdepartment to help get RID of old IE browsers.
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feel like Indiana Jones trying to open an external hard drive
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tonight I drove home through rolling banks of zero-visibility fog around Lake Monomonac. like sci-fi grade stuff.
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where’s the box to uncheck so Twitter doesn’t send me emails about the super bowl?
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ﾉ °益°)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻
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“Generate pixel-perfect web pages from high fidelity mock ups…” [X]
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no, really. i want to teach you javascript over screen sharing. this is a great idea.
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“do you have a sec?” “sure.” “i need a validation to post back to a server and i just started using jquery...” http://i.imgur.com/NAnIs.png
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iOS6.1 seems like a laborious update for adding a tiny handful of features. when it got to device setup screen(s) I almost blew a gasket.
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starting to think my Beanie Baby based retirement portfolio was a mistake.
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kinda bummed that DREADLINE is still so far from it’s goal. just about 2 days left, please check it out - http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/eeriecanal/dreadline
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for the record, i made a flip comment re: SublimeText based on a dearth of official communication. i couldn’t be happier to be eating crow.
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LMCAPTFY - Let Me Copy And Paste That For You
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it’s above freezing (at my weather station) for the first time since 1/20.
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i think my biggest problem is my assumption that everyone else cares as much as i do.
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you know what would be really cool? a snowplow. at least one.
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yay AppleTV update! (3 hours later) um, AppleTV update? step 1 of 2? #ugh