mike susz
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mike susz
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Verizon just emailed me to tell me that 4G LTE is available in my area! considering i can’t even get reliable 3G, i think i need a lawyer.
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this is the secret hideout in the woods. don't tell anybody.
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time is an illusion; lunchtime, doubly so.
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victory! http://flic.kr/p/e1EzTS
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just caught an Outlook ad with a @macklemore song. nice of @microsoft to support Seattle artists :)
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probably overkill.
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did you know that you can put emoji (via Character Viewer) into Apple’s “Message” screen saver? try it!
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Compact Car Parking Only
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client insists that the website has to work for “non-tech savvy people.” wants exposition that buttons are clickable, how select lists work.
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snowing again in Rindge. this isn't on the radar. #NHwx
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found bug where Chrome renders user-agent styles (not inherited ones) in nested tables. unsure whether to report, or poke myself in the eye.
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Buridan’s ass. avoid it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buridan%27s_ass
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“anybody know why the build is broken? i’m getting this error.” “it’s broken?” http://i.imgur.com/dEp4VBr.jpg
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the MarkDown singularity has happened (to me): everywhere i type “* (something)” <return> i expect another “* “ to appear automatically.
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you have no idea how useful it is to start getting password expiration notices 28 days ahead of time. #sarcasm
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A rousing homeowners association meeting, now slippers and a gin & tonic. Might put a 78 on the Victrola.
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what happened next - pulled a U-turn directly in front of me. thank Brembo & FSM they’re not wearing my bumper as a hat.
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you’re driving on a city street. car in front of you pulls all the way into parking spaces on right, then puts left blinker on. what next?
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though I forgot my ID badge, but I found it in my bag. was briefly disappointed. yeah, I’m done with this gig.
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clever & simple way to keep the kids & cats out of our pantry. folding door lock http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0015GMIJO/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0015GMIJO&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20
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man, i love these car-build shows, but the histrionics are tough. “the most difficult project ever! the client wants it powered by fusion!”
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had a great day at @bostonwp’s #bwphack. I learned a lot. sorry to bail early, but I wanted to have dinner with my boys. :)
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excited to be at #bwphack to learn the process for fixing & submitting patches for tickets in WordPress core.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/bOIdJfy.gif
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fun: 1. start large file via Bluetooth File Exchange 2. lock your computer (keychain access/secure screen saver) 3. can’t type to unlock it
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this afternoon brought to you by: Superstar Car Wash. still one of my favorite albums.
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let’s see if i can configure vagrant in less time than it takes to download MAMP.
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if you look at it one way, i sit in a hallway. but if you look at it another way, my cube is so big that people have to walk through it.
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really excited about my @leapmotion pre-order! really excited about my @leapmotion pre-order! really excited about my @leapmotion pre-order!
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sometimes, you leave when you’re at a break point. and sometimes you leave when you’re at a breaking point.
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apologize with flowers? i apologize with corgis. http://i.imgur.com/YEFAP.gif
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tried to explain my text-files system/outboard-brain to someone today. i feel like a cult leader. but in a good way. sorta.
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/KGwjM.gif
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my waterproof boots are no longer waterproof. in fact, i think they’ve secretly joined the other side.
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things i can’t do at an office: hang all my shoveling clothes by the pellet stove to dry. things i’m not required to do at an office: shovel
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so glad we finally voted to let the town buy a new snowplow. best $2 i ever spent.
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the thing I love best about exchange webmail is when I’m suddenly logged out (usually every 18-23 seconds)
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32.2F and snowing here in Rindge. looks like we already got about 1.5” overnight. #NHwx
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“Looks like best shot will be across the higher terrain of the Monadnocks at this point…” that’s me! NWS shout-out, i guess.
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<span class="BoldSmall"> #foundcode #really #REALLY?
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tried rdio. every time i went to the website it played a bieber track (i skipped). managed to listen to 5 songs before free music ran out.
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CCTray says “all builds are good” quick, someone pinch me!
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so app-dot-net has a free version now (follower limitations, see http://blog.app.net/2013/02/25/introducing-a-free-tier/ ) you still need an invite, i have a few left.
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you leave a voicemail, you ‘follow up’ with an email, neither of these have a job description, title, or location. you suck at recruiting.
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that thing where you lean back in your chair to stretch, but your back starts to cramp and spasm and you end up flopping around like a fish.
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re: Numbers -> XLS export: moving everything back into one “region” (or sheet) lets formulas work. yay!
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i think we all need to realize something that the Europeans already know: horses are delicious.
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so moving from Numbers back to Excel means recreating things like: =SUMIF(sheet::$D$3:$D$32,"<="&DATE(info::$A$2,3,31),sheet::$E$3:$E$32)