mike susz
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does anyone use .asia domains? guys, that band wasn’t very good.
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mike susz
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seriously, Zillow. i don’t know how you made such a frustrating pile of crap in such a short time.
mike susz
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snowing like mad. lol.
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the best part of working onsite today was probably walking through the parking garage stairwell where someone spilled out the garbage can.
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found: 13 year old Internet startup swag
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if these walls could talk… ah, the profanity that they would repeat.
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very well-defined line of thunderstorms & rain coming through:
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Runtime Error… Runtime Error… RUN TIME, AIR! er
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dear person who microwaved what i deduce is a lunch of fermented fish: i hope it’s poisonous. not lethal; but enough to teach you to stop.
mike susz
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If anyone notices that my sideburns are different, I’ll tell them i’m A/B testing.
mike susz
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wearing shoes that are not skate shoes for the first time in a long while. impressions so far: tread is weird.
mike susz
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web site April Fools jokes all suck until I think of one and then it will be awesome!
mike susz
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sit on it, bucko!
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according to my fitbit, on the seventh day, I’m resting.
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Amazon needs a TL;DR button for reviews
mike susz
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dear realtor who makes every photo HDR: stop it. just stop it.
mike susz
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body having difficulty adjusting to this sudden rush of vitamin D. if it wasn’t for the 2-1/2 foot snow banks I would think it was spring.
mike susz
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my four year old probably wont point out my flawed perspective
mike susz
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“like most holidays maintained by the Polish, it’s basically an excuse to drink. only with a little misogyny.” - me, explaining Dyngus Day.
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When removing from microwave, use tray side handles. Peel back film and burn your face off!
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“Introduction to rich snippets.” Hi, i’m Rich. Rich Snippets.
mike susz
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i’d be happier about power-saving spin-down if my RAID didn’t spin up each drive individually after sleep #nerdworldproblems
mike susz
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to my friends with kids, if you were curious: Planet Earth episode 1: wolves eating baby caribou @ 13 minutes.
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cap deploy FLY MONKEYS, FLY!
mike susz
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wow i like using my Cosmonaut stylus with the Paper app. let’s export it (email to myself)… 1024x768 jpg.
mike susz
@mikesusz
my new favorite part of using @tweetbot on the Mac is when they fix the thing i complained about. thanks! (re: https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/313712397313507329 )
mike susz
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empty mugs are lined up, in anticipation of coffee.
mike susz
@mikesusz
sitting in my recliner, drinking gin and watching Jeopardy. i’m 39, but i’m ready for retirement.
mike susz
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so… really folks, stop making public DNS records for private IPs.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where your “last login” shows a box you don’t recognize, then you host it and it’s a private IP (that matches your network)
mike susz
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dear people who build scrolly-pane things in Flash: stop it. just stop it.
mike susz
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current status: multiple remotes. one to fetch, one to push. #imightbegettingthehangofthis
mike susz
@mikesusz
man, there’s nothing i like better than seeing a “gorgeous new jquery plugin” that doesn’t have a license scheme.
mike susz
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i guess Facebook has their ad algorithms figured out. every ad I see now is cars or gin.
mike susz
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CSI + NCIS = C N S C I I S, E I E I O
mike susz
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today’s summary: measure my wealth not by money, but by the laughter of my children: rich. incredibly rich.
mike susz
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put on @macklemore & @ryanlewis’ Can’t Hold Us and my kids start to RUN around the house. RUN.
mike susz
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Ransom’s Old Tom Gin. this is interesting. really really interesting.http://www.ransomspirits.com/spirits.php
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sorry, gamers. Google knows all. #PAXEast
mike susz
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whoever named the wildebeest was totally phoning it in. srsly.
mike susz
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anyone not at #paxeast, @deathbearbrown is providing us with sketches that capture the experience.
mike susz
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indeed, very happy birthday to @jayroh hope you’re doing something awesome today.
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new Podcasts app is de-skeuomorphed. but more importantly, clickable things look clickable and have adequate tap area.
mike susz
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i’ve perfected a system of refilling my coffee before it’s empty, moderating the temperature. related: i can feel my molecules vibrate.
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of course, the former doesn’t bring any attention to you or your blog.
mike susz
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i’m more in favor of an immediate “hey, could you knock that off, please?” vs. “i’m going to bottle this rage and defame you later.”
mike susz
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I said “I love you” to the coffee maker this morning. Thankfully, my wife had already left, so she didn’t hear it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
line up by seniority and pick your new cubicle!
mike susz
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when you create complexity, you create peril. and you waste money exponentially.
mike susz
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old client asked me to come in for a day to help. their CI build is broken, database servers have wrong procs, etc. shamozzle.