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mike susz
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you leave a voicemail, you ‘follow up’ with an email, neither of these have a job description, title, or location. you suck at recruiting.
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that thing where you lean back in your chair to stretch, but your back starts to cramp and spasm and you end up flopping around like a fish.
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re: Numbers -> XLS export: moving everything back into one “region” (or sheet) lets formulas work. yay!
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i think we all need to realize something that the Europeans already know: horses are delicious.
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so moving from Numbers back to Excel means recreating things like: =SUMIF(sheet::$D$3:$D$32,"<="&DATE(info::$A$2,3,31),sheet::$E$3:$E$32)
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“Did you miss the morning meeting?” “I wouldn’t say i missed it, Bob.”
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thank you @tweetbot for hashtag muting.
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How many different server volumes do i have to mount?!? (before i realize i need to organize my server better)
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ugh. i have to install my ancient version of Numbers on my new machine to export everything for Excel (365). bleh.
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snow in the hemlocks http://flic.kr/p/dXuUkp
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oil changes would go faster without the jackstand’ing. car designed in Europe (where nobody changes their own oil) i guess.
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i really love when account settings aren’t available to edit and there’s no explanation why. love it.
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for the first time in a long time, i find myself questioning where to host email for a domain.
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kids found I Am A Bunny on the shelf, been a long time. love this book. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0375827781/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0375827781&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20
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current status
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whenever they call a movie “The Final Chapter” they might as well just say “no unauthorized sequels”
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“oh, while the kids are playing nicely i could read something on my iPad…” an hour later i’m still washing dishes.
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so what are good boutique-y job sites, preferably ones that distinguish remote work?
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that thing where you start a huge download in a browser then you close the browser window, killing the download. twice.
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i predict that by 2015 every t-shirt website will also have a job board.
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“here’s a new thing!” *everybody does that thing* “stop doing that thing, it sucks!” *everybody argues* “do whatever you want!”
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“This one is Pony flavor. It tastes like Pony.”
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dear parents of toddlers who like to wake up early: we’re trying this. will report results.
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that thing where you keep the Calendar app in your dock purely as a reference for the date.
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gutting old HTML code is exactly like playing Jenga, except it falls over on every turn.
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remember when Microsoft employees had a “funeral” for the iPhone? LOL. http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/10/microsoft-celebrates-windows-phone-7-rtm-with-funeral-parade-for/
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found my Pocket Ref this morning. into my backpack with you! (unfamiliar? http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1885071620/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&tag=msusz-20&creativeASIN=1885071620&linkCode=as2 )
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my wife bought a bunch of random pop music on iTunes. i don’t even know what planet i’m on. #oldman
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current status: http://i.imgur.com/zLZe3iS.gif
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unicorns and wizard sleeves, hammer pants and make believe, pirate ships sailing off to sea
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that thing where you accidentally @ reply someone from your fake twitter account and hope they don’t figure out it’s you.
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#ifihadglass i’d probably put beer in it.
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contract gigs usually leave me with knowledge i’ll never use again. sometimes it’s an obscure CMS. this time, i know every county in Ohio.
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i like to look @ show notes for Back to Work before listening, and try to figure out (from the links) what tangents dan & merlin went off on
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this place sucks the blood right out of you
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nice of @bocoup to leave hobo-signs to guide you
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dear backend developers: it’s okay for things on the page to be unstyled. i will fix that. you do NOT want me doing your job, do you?
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how’s the “spam reply people with just a URL from a brand new Twitter account” business model working? getting better or worse?
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i’m going to start yelling “yahtzee!” after i log into ALL the proxy servers i have to log into from every browser here.
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why have i not listened to the Spinanes in so long? remedying that immediately.
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i am grateful that we (non-British people) seem to have given up using “full stop.”
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waiting for the State of California to label ITSELF as containing materials that are known in the State of California to cause cancer.
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My phone auto corrected “hoppy” to “hippy.” I almost threw it across the room, reflexively.
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I call this: Siamese contemplates enormous bucket.
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Presidents Day status: exhausted. kinda looking forward to 8hrs at a desk, in a weird way.
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either way, this is hilarious. http://jonathan-jackson.net/rvm-and-rbenv
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rvm vs. rbenv? feels like no-turning-back style decisions.