mike susz
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that thing where you haven't used your computer (for work) in a while, and every program you launch has an update available.
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@mikesusz the original http://twitpic.com/a4jd3s
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aw, c'mon. let's make that text more noticeable. http://twitpic.com/a4jcn3
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i just love it when GoDaddy reminds me i need to renew 'services' i never signed up for and don't even want!
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"should i get latest?" "you should ALWAYS get latest." "should i copy all the files?" "you should ALWAYS copy all the files." -fin-
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"this is a process designed for error." - me
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@mikesusz @AdamJT er, the internet beat me to it. http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pdi2g/
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purchase-history-based recommendations are fine, but i just bought 12 windshield wipers. i'm good for a while, thanks.
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yep i just opened my Trader Joes salad with my spyderco pocket knife. pretty sure i'm the only one.
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funny, Microsoft's Ajax Minifier tool scolds me for using CSS browser hacks (made necessary by their browser(s))
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*thinks of portmanteau joke* *googles* *frowny face*
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didn't work or play especially hard yesterday, yet this morning i feel like i'm frozen in carbonite or something. oof.
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it's a good idea to get under your car once in a while. have a look around.
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I'll probably celebrate Independence Day the way our forefathers intended it: 1/2 being productive, and 1/2 in the bag.
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is this that "thug" music? are you a "thug?"
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i kinda like when my "Played" podcasts sync back to iTunes. so i deleted Podcasts app and am back to using Music. #Apple #notready
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Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody.
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put this in your ear holes and enjoy. http://soundcloud.com/slaptop/let-me-open-minimix
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my phone auto-corrected "bleh" to "Borg." capitalized. Trek nerds @ Apple?
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yep it's a Torpeedoh kind of day.
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Saturday is 7/7, i'm surprised i haven't seen a joint-advertising-campaign from 7-up and Seagrams.
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commute this morning was surprisingly average. i guess more people are taking the second half of the week off?
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i'm starting to think that 100% of http://stamps.com's advertising budget is used to sponsor podcasts.
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it's amazing the amount of busywork/updating/organizing/etc. you need to put in after a few (months) not at your own office/desk.
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it's difficult to concentrate on any task when i'm overwhelmed with the desire to take a nap.
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you know a tv show is at least a few years old when they stress how careful they have to be with the super-expensive 43" plasma tv.
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I remember as a child being disappointed that matchbox & hotwheels cars weren't accurately scaled to each other. and so it began.
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blow bubbles until you hyperventilate and fall over.
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after a few days using this Podcasts app, I've decided: send it back to hell, where it came from. this was less than half-baked.
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I can't even keep up anymore.
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do they make printers that can order their own ink refills yet?
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<b style="font-weight:normal;"> #found #code #whut
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how many times do i have to hear someone's "new mail" sound before i'm justified in stabbing them with a letter opener?
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i'm curious how 3rd party apps can integrate the system-wide play/pause in iOS with Podcasts vs Music. also the remote button on headphones.
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Fibbonaci-pedia: the changing frequency of battle-edits on a contested Wikipedia article.
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look what I found in the cellar ... ODB (Old Double Bastard) // @StoneBrewingCo
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App Idea: (gyroscope/gps-enabled) plays Yakety-Sax while you run around Benny Hill style.
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If I had a nickel for every time I've said "I should have sold yesterday!" it wouldn't begin to cover my stock market losses.
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hi, i just got back. are we all still complaining about the thing?
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yep i just ssh'd through 4 machines to get a file.
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Villain catchphrase idea: "today is the LAST day of the rest of your life."
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.arialclass { font-family: Verdana; } #found #code #whut
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that thing where you accidentally hit the lever on your chair with your foot and start to sink
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#Debby is now a Tropical Depression. So, officially a Debbie Downer.
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i'm in ur source controlz, merging to your branchez
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it would be really cool if Visual Studio's diff tool recognized (or stopped recognizing) whitespace diffs as changes
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Apple's new Podcast app doesn't actually do anything (on my phone) except play a useless animation. this is very un-Steve.
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remember when "go viral" was a bad thing?
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I don't always use lorem ipsum, but when I do, I dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit...