mike susz
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empty mugs are lined up, in anticipation of coffee.
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mike susz
@mikesusz
sitting in my recliner, drinking gin and watching Jeopardy. i’m 39, but i’m ready for retirement.
mike susz
@mikesusz
so… really folks, stop making public DNS records for private IPs.
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where your “last login” shows a box you don’t recognize, then you host it and it’s a private IP (that matches your network)
mike susz
@mikesusz
dear people who build scrolly-pane things in Flash: stop it. just stop it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
current status: multiple remotes. one to fetch, one to push. #imightbegettingthehangofthis
mike susz
@mikesusz
man, there’s nothing i like better than seeing a “gorgeous new jquery plugin” that doesn’t have a license scheme.
mike susz
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i guess Facebook has their ad algorithms figured out. every ad I see now is cars or gin.
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CSI + NCIS = C N S C I I S, E I E I O
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today’s summary: measure my wealth not by money, but by the laughter of my children: rich. incredibly rich.
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put on @macklemore & @ryanlewis’ Can’t Hold Us and my kids start to RUN around the house. RUN.
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Ransom’s Old Tom Gin. this is interesting. really really interesting.http://www.ransomspirits.com/spirits.php
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sorry, gamers. Google knows all. #PAXEast
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@mikesusz
whoever named the wildebeest was totally phoning it in. srsly.
mike susz
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anyone not at #paxeast, @deathbearbrown is providing us with sketches that capture the experience.
mike susz
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indeed, very happy birthday to @jayroh hope you’re doing something awesome today.
mike susz
@mikesusz
new Podcasts app is de-skeuomorphed. but more importantly, clickable things look clickable and have adequate tap area.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i’ve perfected a system of refilling my coffee before it’s empty, moderating the temperature. related: i can feel my molecules vibrate.
mike susz
@mikesusz
of course, the former doesn’t bring any attention to you or your blog.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i’m more in favor of an immediate “hey, could you knock that off, please?” vs. “i’m going to bottle this rage and defame you later.”
mike susz
@mikesusz
I said “I love you” to the coffee maker this morning. Thankfully, my wife had already left, so she didn’t hear it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
line up by seniority and pick your new cubicle!
mike susz
@mikesusz
when you create complexity, you create peril. and you waste money exponentially.
mike susz
@mikesusz
old client asked me to come in for a day to help. their CI build is broken, database servers have wrong procs, etc. shamozzle.
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making @jayroh uncomfortable: check. achievement unlocked.
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Mother _______ Nature.
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Susz’ Law: wherever you try to blow the snow, the wind always blows it back into your face - even when you take into account Susz’ Law.
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snowblower wrastlin’
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this whole “Amazon ads on every site showing you the last thing you looked at” is funnier when it’s a horse mask.
mike susz
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saw a chickadee on the feeder this morning. http://i.imgur.com/V6N1Z.jpg
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♫ A B C D E G ♫ H K M ♫ R U ♫ W Z ♫ sorry the rest are stuck under the fridge.
mike susz
@mikesusz
there’s nothing i love better than when a recruiter says they worked with me on LinkedIn.
mike susz
@mikesusz
my favorite part of Tweetbot on the Mac is accidentally hitting Cmd-W and not being able to open the main window without restarting the app.
mike susz
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once again hitting the wall where writing about myself feels douchey. self promotion is the most difficult type.
mike susz
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I’ve since forgotten what the original question was, but I’m pretty sure the answer is: espresso.
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I Spy
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@mikesusz
Wormtown Double Rye IPA. for St. Patricks. i guess.
mike susz
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a little birdie* told me it’s @ajpiano’s birthday! happy birthday! (*okay it was Facebook)
mike susz
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right after we cure baldness, can we get working on those baby wipes that don’t pull up through the hole in the container? thanks.
mike susz
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i’ll celebrate St Patricks day by not working and consuming alcohol. what? i can say that. i’m part irish. probably my liver.
mike susz
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scroll thumb in instapaper is a cruel progress bar.
mike susz
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took a break from reading It Will Be Exhilarating ( http://www.amazon.com/s/?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&field-keywords=it%20will%20be%20exhilarating&linkCode=ur2&sprefix=it%20will%20be%20exhil%2Caps%2C346&tag=msusz-20&url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text ) to buy a Cosmonaut.
mike susz
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this pasta’s not al dente, it’s all dente
mike susz
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“Partly sunny in the morning...then becoming mostly cloudy.” yep.
mike susz
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my 4TB Seagate backup disk needs to be repaired every time it’s mounted. this does not fill me with confidence.
mike susz
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had so much fun coding today that I forgot to go to the transfer station. oops.
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cap deploy all_the_things
mike susz
@mikesusz
in my own office today. looking forward to producing great stuff once i UPDATE ALL THE THINGS.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“daddy! we got you cake!” “cool! was that supposed to be a surprise?” “yeah! surprise!”
mike susz
@mikesusz
So much Pope chatter. I also look forward to hearing about sports you don’t watch, bands you don’t listen to, and movies you’ve never seen.