mike susz
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finished my simple shelf project today.
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mike susz
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I wonder if the designers of the Prius are instructed to maximize bumper-sticker real-estate.
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I saw a new yellow Camaro today that was lacking the requisite black ‘BumbleBee’ stripes. I alerted the proper authorities.
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thank you Massachusetts DOT blocking a lane of Route 2 at 5 o'clock on Friday is a great idea
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i made a venn diagram
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i probably should have had challenged myself more in the 90s.
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tonight’s dessert: humble pie. big ol’ slice.
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part 2 tomorrow.
mike susz
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“This is like a puppet show where nobody is having fun”
“aka any puppet show”
“aka any puppet show”
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Company logos are the new Rorschach test.
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really missing Mac / git / Sass.
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it really pains me that there are ‘business critical applications’ that _only work_ in IE8. somehow.
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sunset.
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well, today was… wednesday. it was wednesday.
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I not only *accept* your Terms and Conditions, I *applaud* them! Bravo! Well done!
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sometimes i’m so glad that the worst problem we’re currently facing as a community is that there’s a new logo
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“you don’t wanna get tickled by a t-rex”
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I'm confused; does it protect your cavities, or defend you from enamel?
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at first i thought, i need to find a plugin to do something. then i decided to just write javascript. it’s been a while.
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this should be illegal. (a third party trying to sell me a vehicle warranty).
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so what Fairpoint is telling me, is wait to eat lunch until about 1:15. #DSLGoByeBye
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if only there was a fitbit leaderboard for floors. :)
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took a Ford family photo today.
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I can't wait to tweet the heck out of the All-Star Game :)
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I might be getting too old to do ALL THE THINGS on the weekend.
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wow I haven't relied on humor to avoid work since high school.
(spoiler: it never worked then, either)
(spoiler: it never worked then, either)
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I'm sweating so much I smell like pizza.
really, really good pizza.
I bet this is what Mario Batali smells like all the time.
really, really good pizza.
I bet this is what Mario Batali smells like all the time.
mike susz
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the more I tweet silly lawn mowing jokes, the longer my break from lawn mowing is.
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I'm not sure what type of bug I inhaled while mowing, but it was definitely one of the non-delicious varieties.
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rule of lawn (push)mowing: note the weight of your mower in pounds, and you age. if either is over 40, hire a teenager to mow for you.
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my kids rescued me from the *brink* of a nap on the couch this afternoon. i ended up getting so much done. but - nap. i was so close.
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been away from twitter all afternoon and I totally feel like I got a ton of stuff done today. hi.
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i’m drinking a Bell’s Two Hearted. some of the spoils from my trip to Buffalo last weekend.
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the kind of unease i had on the west coast, explained so eloquently by chloe weil ( via this memoir by @fchimero ) http://frankchimero.com/blog/for-chloe/
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generally my hesitation with contacting tech support is the amount of time i’ll need to spend convincing them that i’m not an idiot.
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turns out my 15yo USB scanner doesn’t “just work”
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“When I’m trying to read an article, I really want things flying all over the page in front of it.” - Nobody, ever.
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tonight’s bedtime story: Bear has a Story to Tell. it was cute. :) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1596437456/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1596437456&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20&linkId=UKN23M2PO44RQUA2
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of course all the interesting and relevant contract gigs are presented to me after i’m working a FT job.
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“Okay, what was I doing” it’s 3:08pm.
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do you have the “Cheers” theme stuck in your head?
now you do!
now you do!
mike susz
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if i had a manatee i would name it ‘Hugh’
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also, gee Fairpoint, I wish my terrestrial DSL Internet connection wouldn't die when it rains.
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wow thunderstorms.
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a bit of sunset peeking through
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storms rolling through.
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if anyone ever wants you to work with Adobe AEM / CQ, first - punch them, second - run away as fast and as far as you can.
mike susz
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“i’m really not as stubborn as it seems…” (said the knuckle to the concrete)
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thought my Adobe CC sub included ‘Portfolio’ level Typekit. Tie my typekit to my Adobe ID, I get downgraded to ‘Trial’. what a mess.
mike susz
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"You are driving as if we are not all going to have to come to a complete stop again in three seconds "