mike susz
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you can probably plot the financial health of a company inverse to the number of notifications their app suddenly starts sending you
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mike susz
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USPS idea: a robot on a wire & track that can send me a picture of my PO Box. you’d only need 1 camera per bank of boxes.
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just wait until we get a 1.0 earthquake again and then you can all make fun of us again.
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to all of my west coast people, stay safe. i realize you aren’t used to dealing with “weather.”
mike susz
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is it narcissistic that i laugh the hardest at my own jokes? well, technically not _my_ jokes, but the ones i tweet from my fake account.
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so, when you order a bunch of different LED bulbs from China, sometimes they show up like this
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"hackathon?" more like "slackathon" #amirite
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the gun-toting retired Marine could have parked better if they weren’t hopped up on molly
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i want to take a group of Apple engineers and lock them in a room with poor cell service and slow DSL.
that room is my guest room.
that room is my guest room.
mike susz
@mikesusz
iOS 8.1.2 is a 1.74gb update. because patching is hard?
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wind gusts just starting to hit us in Rindge. hopefully the trees have been flexing enough that we won’t have damage/outages. #NHwx
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Rindge: wind shifted - from the north now. 32.7F. raining harder, plus the occasional huge snowflake. #NHwx
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just got above freezing here in Rindge. #NHwx
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Indiana Jones and the Lost Person who Maintains the Mailing Lists
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angry IM this morning from IT security that I had restricted app installed. didn't bother to check that I had an approved exception request.
mike susz
@mikesusz
weekend lesson: I'm probably too old to kneel on concrete for half a day. ow.
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wow, i hadn’t seen the Maroon 5 “Animals” video until just now.
never another dollar of my money.
never another dollar of my money.
mike susz
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i used an excel spreadsheet to lay out my flooring cuts today. because math.
mike susz
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i’m tired and sore but i put down a bunch of flooring today and now beer.
mike susz
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it’s weird hearing my kids sing songs that i didn’t teach them.
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dolla dolla bill y’all
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should i be happy or ashamed that i’m trouncing the contestants on Jeopardy “Kids Week”
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what’s all this, then?
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alligator is all snug in a blanket and also he looks like he's SO HIGH like srsly
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fun fact: since I started leaving an "emergency" pair of headphones at work, I have not forgotten my (good) headphones not once ever.
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comma drama
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hey @AmazonHelp how do i report products that are mis-categorized?
mike susz
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i’m wondering if we should get a real christmas tree, a fake tree, or just scatter pine boughs around the living room before the cats can.
mike susz
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seriously we have all this technology and I still can't sync my palm pilot. I refuse to switch to lotus notes.
mike susz
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I'm too tired to correct typos and tweet again.
mike susz
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quiche and IPA
mike susz
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thank you, bagger at Market Basket. I'm sorry you didn't get into engineering school, but I think we both know why.
mike susz
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driveway clear. tired.
mike susz
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finding a lightning cable takes less time than trying to figure out why Airdrop doesn’t work (again)
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just had an old D battery literally pour acid all over my hand. bucket list?
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root cause: power outage, server failed to shut itself down, UPS drained, UPS never restarted.
mike susz
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my wife is reading from a list of “funniest tweets of 2014” and NONE OF THEM are from my fake account.
mike susz
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it’s interesting seeing people fanboy who you have never seen fanboy before.
mike susz
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“cyber monday” an excuse for every retailer i ordered one thing from seven years ago to email me again.
mike susz
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so now in iTunes there’s no checkbox anymore, there’s a context-menu item called “Uncheck Selection”
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why is there a checkbox that says “Remember my password” if you NEVER REMEMBER MY PASSWORD???
mike susz
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thanks for the (six) reminders, Twitter. i can mute the NFL hashtag today!
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Paul Stanley!
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at that point where i say “welp, i’m glad i only paid twenty bucks for this.”
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and now my devices judge me based on my internet connection speed.
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40 minutes later, update failed. we've been unable to use the device because it cannot update itself. the old software must be embarrassing.
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so far we are not impressed with the available content from Amazon.
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i’m just gonna change the name of the webex meeting app to ‘not responding’
mike susz
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two days ago it was 16F. today it was 60F. wacky.
mike susz
@mikesusz
you don’t have to be faster than the bear; you just have to capitalize on your synergistic opportunities for thought-leadership.