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mike susz

@mikesusz

i need another weekend to recover from my weekend

Jun 7, 2021, 12:30 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

why do i fear weekends

Jun 6, 2021, 3:20 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i will accept no less than one bitcoin

May 30, 2021, 8:58 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Gen-X sees your avocado toast, and responds with guacamole bagel plus everything seasoning

May 30, 2021, 1:02 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“oh it’s 11, i could get to bed early for a change”

clean up cups and dishes
get coffee pot ready
take the dog out
turn off lights
check the dryer
floss and brush
pick out clothes for tomorrow
get in bed

“what the heck! it’s midnight”

May 30, 2021, 4:15 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

chipmunks love my truck 😧

May 30, 2021, 4:05 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Inspirobot does it again.

May 26, 2021, 2:26 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“help keep facebook free of charge” LOLOLOL

May 23, 2021, 9:59 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it’s may 1st! rabbet rabbet

May 1, 2021, 7:26 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

12-pack!

May 1, 2021, 6:19 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

wow, what a great week for powerful and myopic white guys in tech, amirite?

May 1, 2021, 1:15 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i’m starting to think that big companies make monoliths because the regulatory overhead of ISO certification and other compliance efforts is too great to perform for many, or even several, smaller applications.

Apr 29, 2021, 2:06 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it’s been a long week.

Apr 27, 2021, 1:39 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

🍻

Apr 25, 2021, 12:51 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

“lol how did you text on that phone?”

Apr 19, 2021, 11:59 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

warm.

Apr 17, 2021, 9:18 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

had all sorts of plans for this weekend but a whole day of dealing with snow removal yesterday has me wrecked

Apr 17, 2021, 1:25 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

still snowing.

Apr 16, 2021, 2:49 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

and now the power and internet are out.

Apr 16, 2021, 11:45 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

good morning! and it’s still snowing. #NHwx

Apr 16, 2021, 11:00 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

lol.

Apr 16, 2021, 3:31 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

remember at the beginning of quarantine, all the kindness and accommodation we offered each other about working at home distractions and competing priorities and obligations?

can we bring that back and make it permanent?

Apr 9, 2021, 2:39 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

welp i just unfriended my cousin on facebook because they post stupid crap about how covid is psyops and wearing masks is dumb. i don’t know how much family i’m going to have left after all this.

Apr 8, 2021, 2:59 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

today, peace.

Apr 4, 2021, 2:18 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

me, 3 months ago: grilling outside in 25f/-3.9c by flashlight, wearing a parka and winter hat.

me today: it’s 55f/12.8c and a bit windy, i should cook inside on the stove

Mar 30, 2021, 10:29 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

pro tip - leave your hearing protection right on the handle of the tool so you don’t forget it next time

Mar 28, 2021, 8:48 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

got a PS4Pro from a friend, first game i bought - @tonyhawk Pro Skater 1&2. (it’s been 20 years since i played these games.) a summary:

… skate … *slam* “Sorry Tony!”
… skate … *slam* “Sorry Tony!”
… skate … *slam* “Sorry Tony!”



“how do we play as the skeleton?”

Mar 27, 2021, 12:07 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

back to tweeting about getting old and hurting myself on the weekends

Mar 21, 2021, 2:22 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

what i can say is, when you are approaching a new piece of work, consider how this will contribute to your future of work. how can you steer the ship of your career to end up in a place where you are still enthusiastic, versus tolerating whatever will continue to bring you income

Mar 20, 2021, 3:27 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

when i was young i was able to find work that was exciting to me and i excelled at. as i got older it shifted to work that tested my ability to tolerate the tedium of managing complexity and mitigating risk. i don’t know how to advise you to avoid following my path, but

Mar 20, 2021, 3:25 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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i hesitate to talk about these topics because i’m a basic middle-aged white guy who should be grateful i have a job, and i am grateful. i’m not expecting sympathy. i hope i can bring this up as a precautionary tale for anyone who sees this.

Mar 20, 2021, 3:23 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i’m hitting a point in my career where the bulk of my work is incredibly valuable to my employer but not at all interesting or enjoyable to me. and the longer i spend creating/preserving value for them, the more my skills and my spirit wanes.

Mar 20, 2021, 3:21 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i wonder what their budget for adjectives is

Mar 20, 2021, 2:15 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

it’s been a long week.

Mar 18, 2021, 1:18 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

i could not add a bank account to my apple pay account because the only way to verify i own it was to send a text to the number associated with the account. a land line.

apple literally never prepared for people to own phone numbers that cannot receive texts.

Mar 18, 2021, 12:51 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

four and a half years, 65 million XP, 91,000 pokémon caught. finally got 300 small rattatas #PokemonGo

Mar 14, 2021, 8:35 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

hooray.

Mar 14, 2021, 6:21 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

Mar 14, 2021, 6:19 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

my favorite part is when it gets to “verifying update” and saturates the upstream of my DSL which kills all my downstream connections. thanks apple.

Mar 14, 2021, 5:00 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

compact discs for your Macintosh

Mar 13, 2021, 4:16 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

clench... #pokemongo

Mar 13, 2021, 3:57 AM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

roses are red
violets may bloom

Mar 11, 2021, 9:36 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

one year ago today, i left the office early because it was half empty anyway. it’s been fully empty ever since.

Mar 11, 2021, 1:12 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Mar 9, 2021, 6:12 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

MacAddict!

Mar 7, 2021, 10:19 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

who remembers the clones?

Mar 7, 2021, 10:08 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

On days like today the thing I do best is reuptake serotonin

Mar 1, 2021, 5:18 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

@mikesusz

went through the drive-thru at @McDonalds tonight and it seems their menu boards are driven by @googlechrome ?

Feb 25, 2021, 3:55 AM · view on Twitter

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@mikesusz

Feb 23, 2021, 12:46 PM · view on Twitter

mike susz

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3-4” of the heaviest snow possible. it’s starting to pile up.

Feb 23, 2021, 1:41 AM · view on Twitter