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developers should be compensated (perhaps bonus compensation) by the sigh.
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my coffee
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after that commute, the day can only get better.
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if there's one traffic control device that you actually pay attention to make it the "do not stop on tracks" sign
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CBS Sunday Morning today “By Design” was amazing (watching DVR’d) lots of the segments are articles on the site: http://www.cbsnews.com/sunday-morning/
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from fire tower, Pack Monadnock. https://flic.kr/p/nFXpNT
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current status:
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J’s playing with Lego, I’m knocking out articles in my Pocket reader, and everyone else is sleeping.
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tiptoe in to check on my kids and cover them up... every joint below my navel makes cracking sounds like you're breaking uncooked spaghetti.
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upgrade!
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not sure why Shabba Ranks is in this Genius mix, but not complaining.
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having trouble determining if Trulía is a real estate site that can send emails, or an email site that can display real estate.
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the rain & clouds moving out this morning, timelapse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hft5wQt608k
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half the man he used to be
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Rindge town-wide yard sale day, aka when people drive by my house real slow wondering if all the kids toys in the yard are for sale.
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Roger is my spirit animal. wow, two Daily Double tough breaks.
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you’ve got the Super Bowl, i’ve got the Jeopardy Battle of the Decades
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"do you want to install this update now?" "hrm okay" *quits all apps* "downloading 461mb..." (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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today we bought the first 5-gal keg of @WachusettBrew’s Strawberry White. great beer. if you see it, try it.
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leaving my office I drive down Baker Bridge Road I have yet to see a baker or a bridge
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so i hear “Silicon Valley” is an entertaining show but what we really need is “Real World: Silicon Valley”
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alias sup=”svn update”
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Blueberry Pop Tarts. The “Shemp” of Pop Tarts.
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TIL what it feels like to be stabbed in the back while having your hand slapped. metaphorically, of course.
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just got a call from a manchester number telling me i should ‘claim my google listing’ when i asked who they were, they hung up on me.
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my new plan is to write a .bat file or shell script every morning until i don’t have to do my job at all
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the more i’m forced to use subversion the more i miss git.
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Scratchy is my spirit animal
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CMS = Content Madness System
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mailing list? yeah well I started a Usenet group rec.arts.more.hipster.than.you
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some sort of cat tiff
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I’m seeing lots of Audi commercials. I am flattered to be in your target market. Except you’re not @Ford.
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“Tell us about your interests” might work better, Twitter, if you demonstrate some way this will benefit me if I do.
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the first rule of making "first rule of" jokes is: you don't talk about making "first rule of" jokes.
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oh, weather. you so crazy!
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“If you were a ______, which ______ would you be?” one that doesn’t cross-post Facebook to Twitter.
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having trouble trying to burn a DVD. TL;DR: be nice to your grandpas.
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“oh hey i’ll just leave all the windows open it’s only going to be 75 here today” (high temp: 82)
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not that i believe it would definitely work but just in case, i thought i would ask — does anyone know how to do a rain dance? #pollen
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i think my VPN needs Viagra.
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NSF > NSA
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oh, fitbit. always asking for more. why can't you be happy with what I've done?
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My IDE is built with Java. Now I’ve got two problems.
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looking back through my tweets archive trying to find something and man does this all sound super douchey
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you can learn a lot about a person by the state of their cubicle.
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btw the best part of passive-aggressive office kitchen notes are The Completely random Seeming Capitalization they Use
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i just don’t like how capital letters look.
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History Channel’s “Vikings” aka “so, you don’t have HBO?”
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yeah, not for long! http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Safari.snap.053.png
