mike susz
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spring fever? or stir crazy?
why can’t it be both?
why can’t it be both?
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mike susz
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got my new Asus tablet via recommendations from @wirecutter http://thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-android-tablet/ thanks for doing the research for me. :)
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yay spring is here! where are my antihistamines
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the season of obsessively filling humidifiers is almost over.
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i keep my iphoto library on a shared volume on my server so i expect Photos will be a complete and utter nightmare for me.
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that thing where you discover a song you really like, then you listen to every other song by that band & you don’t like a single one of them
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Be the change you want to see in the world. See the change you want to be in the world. Be the bee and see the change at Sea World.
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#appomattox
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remember when TigerDirect sued Apple over OS X Tiger?
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okay, Apple, i’m getting really tired of this trolling
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once again my soundtrack for today is based upon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_zRt_EmqoU
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/ballmer3.gif
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the QA Lead is Chicken Little.
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Welcome ... to the snowbank
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happy Dyngus Day.
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“okay then i guess the meeting is over and we’ll give you some time back” yeah that 7 minutes will be super productive.
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i need another weekend.
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at my house, we’ve basically mythologized the Easter Bunny to be Santa, minus reindeer, plus hiding stuff.
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The Kale of Good Intentions
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that thing where you ⌘↓⌘↑ a web page before reading anything to trigger all the images to lazy-load.
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“it must be so much fun to live on your planet.”
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dear people writing javascript email address validation: trim. trim leading/trailing whitespace. then compare. thanks bunches.
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“her bangs looked like a croissant”
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this is how we do.
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i watch an episode of Game of Thrones on my iPad, then i go read the episode summary because the gamma is so dark i didn’t see anything.
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looks like I’m not swapping over to my summer wheels & tires until the 3rd week of April at the earliest. crazy.
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I ran people off the road into guard rails and trees on my way into work today. APRIL FOOLS, RITE?
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Search Engine Gamification
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don’t believe anything you read on the internet today.
including this.
wat.
including this.
wat.
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purrgonomic wrist problems
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a note: i’m not allowed to listen to Blink-182’s “Josie” while driving on public roads anymore.
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not bad, genius. not bad.
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“this is so important, I’m going to try to do it from my phone.”
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slaying legacy systems since MCMXCVI
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the three sweetest words in the english language: out of scope
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started watching the Sox game on MLB network and then i got a blackout message from directv. except it’s not on any other channel here.
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I have a harmonica in my pocket. And I am happy to see you.
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snowmen are fun until the sun makes their facial features melt like those nazis in Indiana Jones
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TIL: there was a colony (generally where Deleware is now) called New Sweden. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden
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\o/
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outside plans lol.
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snowing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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what if tech startup people began drilling holes in their skulls. entrepanners.
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every time I answer a question more than once, I should be allowed to poke you in the eye.
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that thing where you’re reading through a 132-page document that could be replaced with a flowchart.
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“Man with the yellow hat should not have custody of monkey.” thank you @cstax I literally chortled
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snowing here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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And that was the end of the little fir tree!
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shopping for SSL certs, comparing the $10 ones with the $40 ones and can’t figure out a difference?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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create new twitter account, go to settings, uncheck 24 checkboxes and twiddle a few radio buttons.