mike susz
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hindsight is always 140 characters or less
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mike susz
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learn to cope. find tools that help.
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dafs
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aw you fancy #clampin
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went to the basement by myself to play with wood.
not an euphemism.
not an euphemism.
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SOHCAHTOA. my brain is funny sometimes.
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today i did MANY OF THE THINGS and now i’m tired. but i want to drink MANY OF THE BEERS first.
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if i order from Amazon on friday, they deliver sunday. if i order on saturday, i get it wednesday.
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is there a Mr. Fanning?
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i’m naming my brush pile “Auryn” because it’s the neverending story
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I once again find myself wanting to order from Amazon on Thursday but I don’t want to peeve my USPS person
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BOO
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anyone else running OS X Server notice that after the most recent update, all their local sites redirect from http to https?
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man i’m really catching up with video games. today i discovered you can play NES games on the Wii.
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i’m in the ‘sandtraps’ level of Half Life 2. this is fun.
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Klout: BE KNOWN FOR WHAT http://i.imgur.com/ZyQYcZG.gif
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wrong. it's "ask mr. owl"
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thank you, neighbor, who is using their chainsaw at 7:40pm. you're my favorite.
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our new favorite: Go, Dog. Go! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0394800206/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0394800206&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20&linkId=4K3OJSHZADM2J3HF do you like my hat?
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either that, or try: “You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise”
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pro tip: if you get a call and you think it’s a robot, ask “what color is a banana?”
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the best thing to happen so far today: it's halfway over!
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I don't mean to alarm anyone, but: my password is about to expire. in 14 days.
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Inbox: Anno Domini
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"Core capabilities for MVP are in blue." every item is blue.
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thank goodness there is REAL peanut butter spread between these dubiously orange crackers.
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ICYMI last night (my brain came up with a hopefully useful thing) a proposal for how to have team meetings: https://gist.github.com/mikesusz/fb6aad1b079accaf8b7b
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dear Twitter: Donny, you're out of your element
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a proposal for how to have team meetings: https://gist.github.com/mikesusz/fb6aad1b079accaf8b7b
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i still remember being laid off by [redacted] it was like “my email login failed… my svn login failed … i can’t get to the fileserver…”
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corporate job pro-tip: don’t start worrying until your logins mysteriously stop working.
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TIL that “CSS” can also stand for “Cat Stress Score” and yep that fits pretty well http://www.ingentaconnect.com/content/ufaw/aw/1997/00000006/00000003/art00005
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trouble getting my donkey out of neutral this morning
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home and my internet is SO FAST
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these taste exactly like a McDonald's cheeseburger. science!
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sleep pants at 4:30 #vacation
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my phone is having a tantrum because of no service.
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benefit of not updating things: lots of ads i used to see are now replaced with a “Flash is out of date” message.
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leaning how a new coffee maker works: "which button produces happiness?"
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keep telling myself "I am on vacation" both because the concept is foreign to me & because today was more exhausting than work + normal life
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I'm vacationing in one of the few places on earth with less bandwidth than I have at home. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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dear makers of 1GB+ iOS games: please bundle some of your updates instead of releasing them individually. thanks, the internet.
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did you ever get the feeling that you don’t know what the feeling is or when you got it?
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i finally get around to cleaning apps off of my ipad and then i sync and itunes puts them back on.
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Earth Day is cool but i’ll be more excited about Mars Day.
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who are you calling oleophobic? some of my best friends are oleos.
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"ow I sat on a dinosaur!" things you maybe never said before you had kids
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you know what maps need sometimes? a legend.
