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that thing where you listen to "Schoolhouse Rock" with your kids in the morning & you had it stuck in your head all day & now (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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Child: “Dad, what does your shirt say?”
Me: “it says Roderick on the Line.”
Child: “is that a video game?”
me: “it should be.” #supertrain
Me: “it says Roderick on the Line.”
Child: “is that a video game?”
me: “it should be.” #supertrain
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what i’d like to see in the next version of iMessage: somehow combining the three different conversations with the same person
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i hate trees so much right now. hate. trees.
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i had a great weekend except pollen.
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that thing where you’ve been moving for like six hours and then you look at your fitbit and you’re only at like 5000 steps
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least popular foam brush sizes.
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Red Sox at 4:10 Eastern time today on NESN. i feel like i haven’t seen a game in weeks.
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production code comment:
/* Probably not the right place to put this but I want it globally available to JS */
/* Probably not the right place to put this but I want it globally available to JS */
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sudden panic before bed that we hadn't gotten the coffee pot ready. crisis averted.
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plus: jumpstarting my truck when it’s warm is way better than jumpstarting my truck when it’s cold. minus: troubleshooting electrical drain.
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CSI: Too Many
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current status
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is there a union for shopping mall Santas?
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every member of your team has a superpower. can you spot it?
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Humble MAKE: Book Bundle! https://www.humblebundle.com/books
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“Active Advisory: Frost Advisory, Fire Weather Warning” well this is interesting.
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our IDEs are so smart but they still don't (usually) tell us if we left parenthesis open
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ooh, quick! my wordpress and all my plugins are up to date! take a picture!
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“items per page: 12” yeah because it’s 1997 and my modem just can’t take it.
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if you get an email where the subject starts “True or False?” the answer is always: “unsubscribe”
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wait, Verizon is acquiring AOL? how many hours of free dialup does that get me?
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"I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day." my cloud accounts are unavailable so I should go outside.
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let's have a great day today.
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the second best part of getting a new follower bot is when you tweet about getting a follower bot you get another follower bot
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the best part of getting a new follower bot is when they have an ampersand in a tweet and it’s literally &
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i really enjoyed Spring this year. that one week of Spring we had was really great.
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what’s this odd sensation on my skin? i don’t feel like i’m going to crackle and crumble into dust and blow away. oh, it’s humidity!
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decided to go to downtown Keene today. didn’t know about KSC graduation. d’oh!
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Too Many Divs!
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when it rains, it pours :)
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“THE NO BURN BAN REMAINS IN EFFECT.” so, everyone must burn?
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Anticitizen One.
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good luck on your mail-merge, I hope your LinkedIn spam goes really well. (y)
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pro tip: when you think you're done sanding, you're only halfway done sanding.
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I'll just plane this side down a bit more! oops. I think knot. :(
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female avatar, tweets are all pithy sayings or retweets. bio is non-specific. handle is two words conjoined.
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I can't necessarily "report for abuse" because abuse hasn't happened. yet. but the patten is the same:
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if enough people click that, they make you solve captchas before you can tweet again
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Twitter needs a "I think this account is a bot" button.
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if I hold the spare set of batteries up to my Mac's camera, will it stop pestering me about my keyboard batteries being low?
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android 4.0 is my new IE6.
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there's nothing I love more than googling a problem and the top 3 results are blocked by network policies. #enterprise
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the plane! the plane!
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why is my computer swapping so much? oh, Safari’s using 6gb of RAM.
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really it’s not a made-up holiday about a movie franchise unless BRANDS
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that thing where you hear your cooling fans running and you know you left open a wikia page somewhere
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“there’s a difference between sharpening your saw, and going into the saw-sharpening business.”
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font-family: sans-of-anarchy;
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sometimes, @mikesusz likes to tweet in the third person