mike susz
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I made my wife park on the odd side of the garage today, and she can't even.
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mike susz
@mikesusz
just tapped a keg of @BerkshireBrewCo’s Scotch Ale. love this.
mike susz
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dear android friends: what does the star/hand icon mean? some sort of super awesome high five?
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@mikesusz
spring fever? or stir crazy?
why can’t it be both?
why can’t it be both?
mike susz
@mikesusz
got my new Asus tablet via recommendations from @wirecutter http://thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-android-tablet/ thanks for doing the research for me. :)
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yay spring is here! where are my antihistamines
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@mikesusz
the season of obsessively filling humidifiers is almost over.
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i keep my iphoto library on a shared volume on my server so i expect Photos will be a complete and utter nightmare for me.
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that thing where you discover a song you really like, then you listen to every other song by that band & you don’t like a single one of them
mike susz
@mikesusz
Be the change you want to see in the world. See the change you want to be in the world. Be the bee and see the change at Sea World.
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#appomattox
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remember when TigerDirect sued Apple over OS X Tiger?
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okay, Apple, i’m getting really tired of this trolling
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once again my soundtrack for today is based upon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_zRt_EmqoU
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current status: http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/ballmer3.gif
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the QA Lead is Chicken Little.
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Welcome ... to the snowbank
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happy Dyngus Day.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“okay then i guess the meeting is over and we’ll give you some time back” yeah that 7 minutes will be super productive.
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i need another weekend.
mike susz
@mikesusz
at my house, we’ve basically mythologized the Easter Bunny to be Santa, minus reindeer, plus hiding stuff.
mike susz
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The Kale of Good Intentions
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@mikesusz
that thing where you ⌘↓⌘↑ a web page before reading anything to trigger all the images to lazy-load.
mike susz
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“it must be so much fun to live on your planet.”
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dear people writing javascript email address validation: trim. trim leading/trailing whitespace. then compare. thanks bunches.
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“her bangs looked like a croissant”
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@mikesusz
this is how we do.
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@mikesusz
i watch an episode of Game of Thrones on my iPad, then i go read the episode summary because the gamma is so dark i didn’t see anything.
mike susz
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looks like I’m not swapping over to my summer wheels & tires until the 3rd week of April at the earliest. crazy.
mike susz
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I ran people off the road into guard rails and trees on my way into work today. APRIL FOOLS, RITE?
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Search Engine Gamification
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don’t believe anything you read on the internet today.
including this.
wat.
including this.
wat.
mike susz
@mikesusz
purrgonomic wrist problems
mike susz
@mikesusz
a note: i’m not allowed to listen to Blink-182’s “Josie” while driving on public roads anymore.
mike susz
@mikesusz
not bad, genius. not bad.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“this is so important, I’m going to try to do it from my phone.”
mike susz
@mikesusz
slaying legacy systems since MCMXCVI
mike susz
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the three sweetest words in the english language: out of scope
mike susz
@mikesusz
started watching the Sox game on MLB network and then i got a blackout message from directv. except it’s not on any other channel here.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I have a harmonica in my pocket. And I am happy to see you.
mike susz
@mikesusz
snowmen are fun until the sun makes their facial features melt like those nazis in Indiana Jones
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TIL: there was a colony (generally where Deleware is now) called New Sweden. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden
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\o/
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outside plans lol.
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snowing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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what if tech startup people began drilling holes in their skulls. entrepanners.
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every time I answer a question more than once, I should be allowed to poke you in the eye.
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@mikesusz
that thing where you’re reading through a 132-page document that could be replaced with a flowchart.
mike susz
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“Man with the yellow hat should not have custody of monkey.” thank you @cstax I literally chortled
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snowing here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯