mike susz
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maybe i’ll set up my new internal testing TLD as .dontbeevil
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now that .dev is a real gTLD (even though Google only uses it internally) my local .dev TLD no longer resolves.
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today’s the day Google ruins .dev
“This site is using a new generic top-level domain (gTLD).”
“This site is using a new generic top-level domain (gTLD).”
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The system is going down for reboot NOW!
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just beat Half Life 2: Episode 2. that strider battle. oof.
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my older install of VMware Fusion is fried somehow, can’t even get an installer for the version i own. upgrade? nope. virtualbox.
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big bee slow mo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdQ4Eg8z3R4
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Rock Paper Scissors Fonzie
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nachos on the grill = 4 minutes.
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TIL: even kayaks can inadvertently spread invasive species between waterways. see http://nhlakes.org/education/lake-host/clean-drain-and-dry/ thanks for the info, @nh_lakes!
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Chutes and Ladders is a perfect metaphor for life. sometimes you take a ladder, sometimes you run screaming and go cry in your bed.
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#grillin
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i have a cat that’s so slow he couldn’t catch a cold
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a package just arrived containing ALL THE THINGS.
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i bet the first person to use “dads and grads” felt really proud of themselves.
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towards the end of a project, a good metric to monitor is whether meetings get longer or shorter.
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i’m considering a larger phone just to get usable tap zones. :/
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afternoon workout: digging holes, pulling out buried cable, wheelbarrows full of dirt, chopping out scrub trees.
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i still do this. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/476798735423242240
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Susz’s Law of Moving to a new Computer: you always forget something, even if you account for Susz’s Law of Moving to a new Computer
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every time I shave, I yell out "Vagrant halt!"
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it is not possible to change these policies b/c their justification is a legal obligation. sorry users, to do my best would introduce risk.
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I show up to work every day knowing that my own company's IT security policies will prevent me from making the best product for our users.
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today's commute was an hour shorter than yesterday.
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today appears to be a holiday in the state of Massachusetts: speed limit enforcement day. Be careful out there, kids.
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my work setup is now more upright.
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just listened to the Hanselminutes podcast with @nodebotanist and now i sorta think i might sorta ‘get it.’ thanks! http://hanselminutes.com/476/getting-started-making-nodebots-and-wearables-with-kassandra-perch
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rules for a successful dev team:
1. be nice to your mother
2. stop shouting
3. don't play on the stairs
1. be nice to your mother
2. stop shouting
3. don't play on the stairs
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less AppStore, more NapStore
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perhaps funneling 12 office buildings worth of traffic to a single lane is a bad idea. Waltham fails.
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traffic this morning is an utter abomination.
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how the heck is it June already. i’m so bad at 2015.
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that thing where you want to fave a tweet but it’s like a third-generation referenced story. seriously people, stop biting.
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overwrought.
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#snark
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i haven’t looked at twitter in a couple hours but i get it - snark. #snark
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i think i have fatigue fatigue
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that thing where you watch conference talk videos and try to find your stickers on the presenter’s laptops :)
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you say developers thrive on distraction, but i say — ooh, shiny thing! brb
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we were having Seattle winter here last week, now Seattle summer today.
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oh, 41 retweets in an hour. your social media person is earning their overtime! (muted)
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The Cat in the Cot knows a lot about squat
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traffic snarled on 202 due to a pig running out in the road. welcome to Rindge.
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finishing.
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we already have "loud truck/loud music," and "loud atvs" people. perhaps the new folks will play woodwind or brass instruments? poorly.
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watching new neighbors move in and trying to decipher what incredibly annoying behavior they will bring to the neighborhood
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protip: if you don’t really know how to help someone back up a vehicle, just wave your arms around for a while, then shout “CUT IT! CUT IT!”
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not a precise instrument, but we've gotten a good amount of rain in the past week.
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wow, printoffice -dot- com really figured out how to send spam and get by gmail’s spam filters. kudos, jerkfaces!
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in Winchendon MA I saw a guy dressed as a storm trooper riding a black and white motorcycle.
I don't think those helmets are DOT approved.
I don't think those helmets are DOT approved.