mike susz
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turns out my 15yo USB scanner doesn’t “just work”
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“When I’m trying to read an article, I really want things flying all over the page in front of it.” - Nobody, ever.
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tonight’s bedtime story: Bear has a Story to Tell. it was cute. :) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1596437456/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1596437456&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20&linkId=UKN23M2PO44RQUA2
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of course all the interesting and relevant contract gigs are presented to me after i’m working a FT job.
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“Okay, what was I doing” it’s 3:08pm.
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do you have the “Cheers” theme stuck in your head?
now you do!
now you do!
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if i had a manatee i would name it ‘Hugh’
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also, gee Fairpoint, I wish my terrestrial DSL Internet connection wouldn't die when it rains.
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wow thunderstorms.
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a bit of sunset peeking through
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storms rolling through.
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if anyone ever wants you to work with Adobe AEM / CQ, first - punch them, second - run away as fast and as far as you can.
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“i’m really not as stubborn as it seems…” (said the knuckle to the concrete)
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thought my Adobe CC sub included ‘Portfolio’ level Typekit. Tie my typekit to my Adobe ID, I get downgraded to ‘Trial’. what a mess.
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"You are driving as if we are not all going to have to come to a complete stop again in three seconds "
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downgraded my app-net account today. realized i hadn’t checked in months. twitter became less overtly evil faster than app-net got popular.
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so far, the most productive thing i’ve done today was eat lunch.
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my wife is cleaning out cabinets at home, found a bunch of old packets of tea. really old. antiqui-teas.
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what does it mean when you show up at work and there’s a wallet card on your desk that summarizes the corporate ‘culture’ ?
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When I'm sitting in traffic I like to play a game I call "are you singing or talking on a speakerphone"
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wow, how much rain are we getting? all the rain. all of it.
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suddenly, pouring.
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i get to throw a dart at you for every !important in your code. decide very carefully.
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if my work VPN had a face, i would punch it.
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that thing where you wake up at 5:15 to the sound of the cats knocking something over downstairs and then both your kids sleep past 7:30.
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tonight’s bedtime story: The Red Lemon. it was cute. :) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0606267859/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=0606267859&linkCode=as2&tag=msusz-20&linkId=VJHHGUGSUYJHXCAT
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dear Similac: we bought a gift for a friend, we’re not having another baby. please keep your coupons. and tweak your algorithm.
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three words: Venti. Drip. Please.
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wondering if I can privately fund "Keep Right Except to Pass" signs.
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dear website: making the text of your phone number and address part of an image is a terrible terrible thing to do and you should be ashamed
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dear brewer: i love the cute story about how you named the beer but if you could plz tell me a little about the beer that would be cool
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Uber is expanding to Manchester NH?
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ah, memories.
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all that's left of (one of) my Public Enemy t-shirts. I had it safety-pinned to a jean jacket.
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1987 was pretty awesome. (thx @Scott_Ian)
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game walkthrough, 1982-style.
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spent the day at a family gathering and felt really small. Susz’s are like redwoods, i think i’m the shortest adult.
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in case anyone is wondering - I'm sorting through my stuff that's been in my parents basement for 20+ years. as you do.
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srsly if anyone wants a bunch of Truckin' magazines from 1991 give me a shout. you pay postage.
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such nostalgic recycling
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Marty! Get in!
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be kind, rewind!
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28 years ago I rode this every day.
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so Firefox ‘responsive web view’ is great except remember mobile devices don’t have a huge scrollbar that takes up viewport space.
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every day i find out about a new social network i don’t understand. #thisis40
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lifehack: cook a whole pound of bacon in the morning, then you can randomly snack on bacon as you go about your daily business. #lifehacks
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that thing where your CPU spikes and your cooling fans blast until you go investigate and then it quiets down. it was lonely i guess.
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are you a wave or a particle?