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oh, 41 retweets in an hour. your social media person is earning their overtime! (muted)

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The Cat in the Cot knows a lot about squat

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traffic snarled on 202 due to a pig running out in the road. welcome to Rindge.

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finishing.

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we already have "loud truck/loud music," and "loud atvs" people. perhaps the new folks will play woodwind or brass instruments? poorly.

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watching new neighbors move in and trying to decipher what incredibly annoying behavior they will bring to the neighborhood

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protip: if you don’t really know how to help someone back up a vehicle, just wave your arms around for a while, then shout “CUT IT! CUT IT!”

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not a precise instrument, but we've gotten a good amount of rain in the past week.

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wow, printoffice -dot- com really figured out how to send spam and get by gmail’s spam filters. kudos, jerkfaces!

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in Winchendon MA I saw a guy dressed as a storm trooper riding a black and white motorcycle.

I don't think those helmets are DOT approved.

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nom install is different from npm install

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nobody ever promised you that I'd be funny. go re-read the Twitter Terms-of-Service.

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i made a contraption to automatically fry folded tortillas full of cheese. I call it: the quesadoohickey

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if, in the course of frying your folded tortilla full of cheese, you happen to see the figure of Jesus, that’s a quesadeity.

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of course then i google the joke i just made and i wasn’t the first one to say that. portmant-oh-well.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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pan fry a folded tortilla, with a fruit jelly filling. dust with powdered sugar. you made a "quesadonut"

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another soaking, on its way.

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pi!

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taking advantage of the rare occurence of having the house to myself by very loudly playing beautiful and vulgar music.

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i remember a time when this much storage would be inconceivably large.

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it's never been easier to have so many computers on my desk.

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i think i finally have enough micro USB cables because i found myself saying “why do i have so many micro USB cables?”

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“I am all motors and gadgets, organically designed, to last a finite length of time” i love @MotionCityMusic

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weekend todo list:
[X] Dig stump
[X] Get keg from brewery
[  ] Nap?

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it's here! :)

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the best part of this week was the ending. the end. that it ended.

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pro tip: don't even look at the website until "code freeze" day, then submit all findings via instant message.

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how many jquerys should a website load? 2? 3? more?

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one of our absolute favorites tonight: Click Clack Moo http://www.amazon.com/dp/1442433701/?tag=msusz-20

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view from my office - screens are solid water

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here we go

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Cheese as a Service

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I'm 41 years old, why am I awake at 11:30? ugh.

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and now i’ve finished HL2:E1. not as good as the core game. lots more “oof i died, load save”

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no rain… no rain… no rain… ALL THE RAIN

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whoa. in iOS if you tap/hold / it gives you a pop up with \

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I would pay to sponsor highway signs that just said "relax"

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sometimes when I'm shaking my pillow around to fluff it up, I like to say, through gritting teeth, "where's my MONEY?!??"

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homeowners association meetings, things can get WILD

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super awesome, @LongTrailBeer putting IBU and ABV on the box (also bottling Double Bag in 12oz!)

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Minimum Viable Hallway

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TIL: you can join AARP at any age; you'll receive all the benefits, less any that are legally restricted to people over 50.

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web developers really need to step outside of their comfort Chrome

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May 25th, 1977: Star Wars was released. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_(film)

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i love getting my wife a gift of a new piece of technology because she is immediately and completely and utterly resentful of new technology

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#grillin

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<3 @jayroh

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one tab open, Safari using > 2gb of memory.

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Memorial Day weekend nap: complete.

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