mike susz
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life in the fast lane. thanks, Fairpoint! http://www.speedtest.net/result/3645612249.png
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fluffy.
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my server is shut down so UPS power keeping up my weather station, DSL modem, router, and wifi router. still connected in the dark.
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....aaaand the power is out. reported to @psnh
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and now we’re getting most of the rain.
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oh look my
DSL is out again.
DSL is out again.
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thunderstorms have arrived!
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is there a place in iTunes to see your total un-listened podcast count besides the menu?
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for the record, i never wanted CSS variables. pre-processors provide abstractions. CSS should be dumb simple, just like html.
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I wonder how many times a resident of Schaghticoke, NY has to spell the name of their town over the phone
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Chrome gives me a menu icon i never asked for, and i open it to read “nothing to see here, move along” if Google had a face i would punch it
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Buffalo has an intersection that looks like this. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Safari.snap.058.png https://www.google.com/maps/@42.9499158,-78.7840473,331m/data=!3m1!1e3
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i've been listening to Diplo in my car and now I think I have a concussion #bass
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The New York State Thruway is lousy with beautifully restored classic cars today
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finished my simple shelf project today.
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I wonder if the designers of the Prius are instructed to maximize bumper-sticker real-estate.
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I saw a new yellow Camaro today that was lacking the requisite black ‘BumbleBee’ stripes. I alerted the proper authorities.
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thank you Massachusetts DOT blocking a lane of Route 2 at 5 o'clock on Friday is a great idea
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i made a venn diagram
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i probably should have had challenged myself more in the 90s.
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tonight’s dessert: humble pie. big ol’ slice.
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part 2 tomorrow.
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“This is like a puppet show where nobody is having fun”
“aka any puppet show”
“aka any puppet show”
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Company logos are the new Rorschach test.
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really missing Mac / git / Sass.
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it really pains me that there are ‘business critical applications’ that _only work_ in IE8. somehow.
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sunset.
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well, today was… wednesday. it was wednesday.
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I not only *accept* your Terms and Conditions, I *applaud* them! Bravo! Well done!
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sometimes i’m so glad that the worst problem we’re currently facing as a community is that there’s a new logo
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“you don’t wanna get tickled by a t-rex”
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I'm confused; does it protect your cavities, or defend you from enamel?
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at first i thought, i need to find a plugin to do something. then i decided to just write javascript. it’s been a while.
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this should be illegal. (a third party trying to sell me a vehicle warranty).
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so what Fairpoint is telling me, is wait to eat lunch until about 1:15. #DSLGoByeBye
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if only there was a fitbit leaderboard for floors. :)
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took a Ford family photo today.
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I can't wait to tweet the heck out of the All-Star Game :)
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I might be getting too old to do ALL THE THINGS on the weekend.
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wow I haven't relied on humor to avoid work since high school.
(spoiler: it never worked then, either)
(spoiler: it never worked then, either)
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I'm sweating so much I smell like pizza.
really, really good pizza.
I bet this is what Mario Batali smells like all the time.
really, really good pizza.
I bet this is what Mario Batali smells like all the time.
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the more I tweet silly lawn mowing jokes, the longer my break from lawn mowing is.
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I'm not sure what type of bug I inhaled while mowing, but it was definitely one of the non-delicious varieties.
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rule of lawn (push)mowing: note the weight of your mower in pounds, and you age. if either is over 40, hire a teenager to mow for you.
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my kids rescued me from the *brink* of a nap on the couch this afternoon. i ended up getting so much done. but - nap. i was so close.
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been away from twitter all afternoon and I totally feel like I got a ton of stuff done today. hi.
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i’m drinking a Bell’s Two Hearted. some of the spoils from my trip to Buffalo last weekend.
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the kind of unease i had on the west coast, explained so eloquently by chloe weil ( via this memoir by @fchimero ) http://frankchimero.com/blog/for-chloe/
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generally my hesitation with contacting tech support is the amount of time i’ll need to spend convincing them that i’m not an idiot.