mike susz
@mikesusz
I like this one better than synthetic, ersatz, and/or holographic cornbread
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mike susz
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this weather.
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"please be sure to take this anonymous survey."
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mike susz
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cannot delete application shortcuts off of my Windows desktop because security.
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people who buy a new car, and put an old campaign bumper sticker on it
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do you eat the top or the bottom of a bagel first
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showdown at the bird feeder https://youtu.be/S0iE8fu4sjU via @YouTube
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I just don't want to be inside today
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kayaking, raking, cleaning windows. feel like i’m totally losing out that my fitbit isn’t a wristband-type.
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@mbloomstein not that my wife has a specific, designated tape measure that i’m not allowed to use. hypothetically.
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every one of these is the same cost per month.
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apparently there was a whole rich ecosystem of vermin being supported by our bird feeder.
was.
was.
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once it crosses the threshold, it is not allowed back in
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I have some :wq stickers with me @ e4e so if you want one, just ask :)
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i’m at e4e today! if you see someone that looks like my avatar, say hi.
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squirrelzilla https://youtu.be/Yf6BgANN2iY via @YouTube
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idea: your voice gets preferential treatment if you joined the teleconference on time (or early).
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sad to hear that nobody dressed up like the killer in Too Many Cooks and stalked @waxpancake around XOXO
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that thing where you always leave a blank tab open in your mobile browser so you don't wait for it to refresh the last open tab on launch
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pro tip: if you're going to cancel a meeting, do ASAP. developers will avoid deep thought tasks if they know they will be interrupted soon.
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autodidactic asphyxiation
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“your search timed out due to high volumes” well turn the stereo down and give me my search results, you jerks.
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git pull --rebase=true --no-whammies=true
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'Squirrel Resistant' Bird Feeder https://youtu.be/u_wezdjOomE via @YouTube
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Congratulations!
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and there it goes! #NHwx
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almost here. #NHwx
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my kids Maslow Hierarchy is a square that just says "food"
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lol and when you click ‘see more’ you get (mixed gender) boots.
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i guess nobody at Amazon hikes.
mike susz
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we got the kids some Zhu Zhu Pets from the neighbor’s yard sale and i blame the internet for the existence of these things.
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first glass of @WachusettBrew Octoberfest pulled. cheers!
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if anybody needs any of this stuff, break into my shed when I'm not home. I guess.
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scored Band Hero from our neighbor for cheap. our yard sale has now officially made -$5
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mike susz
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for sale: lots of brightly colored plastic stuff for kids. cheap.
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dear podcast producers: what sounds good on your $200 headphones, when listened to in a car, sounds like farting into a garbage can.
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put a 4mb png on your website error page that will surely help whatever problem you're having
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i bought the game, now Steam lets them shove ads at me when i launch it?
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magnets are unrelated. it's just a coincidence, really.
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cool new effect on the iPad page. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/ipad-pro-site.mov
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my building management scheduled a fire drill during the Apple event today.
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public servants refusing to do their job, denying people their legal rights. it’s a reality show where you literally do nothing to win.
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tonight is new pajama night, so it’s pretty exciting. natch.
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protected and served
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*zoom:1;
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when you haven't been in the office for a week, come back and find that your stuff has been moved around.
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not sure why we keep and catalogue all our kid's lost teeth. as if, someday, we'll say: the time has come. *slides wooden box across table*
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“what did i spill on myself?”
i am an adult.
i am an adult.
mike susz
@mikesusz
playing 20 questions in the car.
“i’m thinking of something black.”
“is it the inside of your butt?”
- father of 4 & 6yo boys.
“i’m thinking of something black.”
“is it the inside of your butt?”
- father of 4 & 6yo boys.
mike susz
@mikesusz
spent the day at the beach. no, my twitter account has not been hacked.