mike susz
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what if a camel showed up at a milk producing facility?
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finishing dinner on the grill due to a really weird power outage. (reported to @psnh)
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tweets like this are ouroboric
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#done #grillin
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#grillin
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this would be my favorite multitasker if I didn't dislike painting so much.
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"when do they stop beating each other up?"
"when one leaves for college."
"when one leaves for college."
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i saw 4 of these at the beer store… now i’m regretting not buying the other 3. thanks @SierraNevada (and friends!)
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if I had a very large dog and a very small dog I would affix a basket to the back of the large dog in which the small dog could ride
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remember when we were all mad at the NSA?
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Enabling users to stay on IE8 since 2009.
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"I have computers older than you"
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“You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!” Oh, you mean when I click on the X button as quickly as possible? Yep, I believe it.
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idea: like “Where’s George?” except for re-purposed Amazon delivery boxes.
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also by not serving fake domain certs and man-in-the-middle attacking their own employees. just a thought.
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just *maybe* a hypothetical company could save money by not having a human scan and categorize every URL their employees try to visit
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is it burrito’clock yet?
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pro tip: if you want recruiters to leave you alone, just tell them you live where i live.
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of course if you want it to work, do this: RT: @abackstrom: @mikesusz echo "127.0.0.1 locahost" | sudo tee -a /etc/hosts
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sudo cat “127.0.0.1 locahost” >> /etc/hosts
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also excellent talking to @frogandcode about being “old men” in web development. :)
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excellent to catch up with @jeckman @jayroh and @jimmynotjim last night. and other people whose names don’t begin with “J”
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i know my employer cares about me being productive when i make a request for an essential app and it sits in a queue until it times out.
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home from @dribbble meetup. a delightful time was had.
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that thing where you haven’t worn a watch in a long time and all the hair on your wrist grew back and ow!
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your company is so diverse! of 12 executives, 10 are white guys, 1 is an Indian guy (CTO) one is female (CMO)
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“Portlet” is too close to “Portalet” which is a “portable toilet” oh wait, yeah that’s probably appropriate.
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in my day, “ask” was a verb, and “solid” was an adjective.
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that thing where you stop and tie one shoe and then it’s tighter than the other shoe so now you have to re-tie the other shoe.
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that thing where you type your username and password on the windows enterprise disclaimer-you-never-read screen. every. time.
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i think if i ever get tattoos, my first will be a reference that shows which side of the cornelius keg is for CO2 and which one is liquid.
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more ominous clouds.
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I hear thunder.
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my company spares no expense or resource to guarantee that every aspect of my job is challenging.
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wow zillow had billions
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idea: a Halo & Gordon Ramsay mashup called “Master Chief.” maybe all the cooks wear body armor.
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sent the kids outside to run around for 20 minutes before the rain hit.
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yellowjackets, meet gasoline.
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one of my best scores from NY this week: Elysian Superfuzz. (Seattle brewery that distributes to NY but not NH) http://www.elysianbrewing.com/elysian-beers/superfuzz-blood-orange/
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idea: square or maybe hexagonal hot dogs won't roll on the grill
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Y’all got fired up about this Comcast + Time Warner thing, all along not realizing that Matchbox & Hot Wheels are owned by the same company.
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Amazon needs an “Incognito Mode”
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idea: bottled water that tastes like ham
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I wonder if they'll let Price hit three batters and not eject him again.
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I double-checked my math; I'm only about 85-90% legit. I suppose that leaves me the option of quitting, if I choose to.
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wow. my employer blocks a lot of great developer’s blogs as “personal sites” welp guess i don’t need to learn anything bye.
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could microsoft or a 3rd party get to work copying Spaces from Apple or make some other really usable multi-desktop manager?
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a small correction: unless you’re holding the camera yourself, it’s not a “selfie.” it’s asking someone to take your picture.
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apparently, i deleted Foursquare before it was cool.
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So it looks like Hannaford in Rindge is _the big winner_ (since Market Basket has no goods)