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"do I have any singles in my wallet?"
*looks in wallet*
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!"
darn you Google Wallet!!!
*looks in wallet*
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!"
darn you Google Wallet!!!
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gonna microwave a burrito while on a conference call #YOLO
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Tomorrow is Prime Day! I choose: 41. #PrimeDay
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considering taking my headset off mute while I eat my crunchy salad during a lunchtime meeting. #YOLO
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repeat after me, say it out loud: business logic does not go in the UI layer.
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like Fitbit, but for acts of kindness and compassion towards fellow human beings.
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Twitter is getting more granular with Reporting a user, but still no option for “this is clearly a bot.”
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Immediately Invoked Functional Espresso https://twitter.com/mikesusz/status/620677800975015936/photo/1
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judging by the clearance section at Think Geek, they were way too bullish on Dr. Who
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"you're so cute and temporary!" - me, to foster kittens
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cleaned up after finally
getting the stump out. motivation level: less than zero.
getting the stump out. motivation level: less than zero.
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taproot.
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I did too many things today.
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#grillin
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btw that’s a Mattock. it’s a really awesome brutal tool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mattock
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"I can feel it move when I hit it" usually means I'm about 50-60% done
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a-ha, the gist of the survey finally reveals itself.
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despite all my rage
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yep i need to go here. https://wildcenter.org/wildwalk/
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new rule: your first day back from vacation, you’re not allowed to ask questions in the stand-up.
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i was just surprised and delighted by a new flavor of Wheat Thins. my 40’s are living up to be everything i had hoped they would be.
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i have so many notes for episodes. i need to start recording soon.
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i am a developer. i am neither a “rockstar” nor a “ninja” as both of those characters work at night.
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seriously if robots ever became self-aware, we’d have nothing to worry about. they would just argue all day on the internet.
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this kerning drives me crazy every time I see it
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i’m devastated that there were fatalities in the ice caves at Big 4. Big 4 is my favorite place on this Earth. and the danger is obvious.
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it’s like Twitter, except everything is translated into Esperanto
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“that’s how come she’s in the bar dressed as a nun!”
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autocorrected "ick" to "I know" srsly?
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why is everybody suddenly talking about
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yes, Amazon. because i bought two watch batteries, that means i’m an aficionado and i want to collect all sizes and sorts of watch batteries
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there are things we know that we don’t know, and know we things we know no though
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my annual reminder: you can press * to stop the WebEx music.
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running errands or running errant?
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Too Many Disks!
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new computer drops network interfaces on display sleep (NOT computer sleep) i remember fixing this on the old one, but didn’t note how. :/
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just finished Chapter 4 of Portal 2. holy crow was that fun.
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rained most of the day. sun breaking out now. kids are running around CRAZY outside.
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happy birthday America
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i was just getting used to the iTunes icon being red.
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German cars have an advanced technology known as "neinturnsignalsfreude"
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they chose ink for the bottle of rubbing alcohol that is soluble in rubbing alcohol.
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Sawblade.
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you don’t have to whisper, just stop yelling.
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heading home from @bg_salem have a great night folks
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ran out of pins in your Slack channel. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/ok-bye.gif
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I fear this will spark more debate on Twitter
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is this thing on?
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if I get a dog I will name it "Gateway" so when it misbehaves I can just yell "502! 502!"