mike susz
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mike susz
@mikesusz
“This website would like to send you push notifications”
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mike susz
@mikesusz
what's on your home screen that you haven't launched in a week?
mike susz
@mikesusz
why do i keep doing all the things.
mike susz
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#grillin
mike susz
@mikesusz
the answer is usually "no, silly, you finished the whole container of hummus within 24 hours of buying it"
mike susz
@mikesusz
the sudden panic of "is there hummus in the fridge I forgot about?"
mike susz
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I hope in Music app in iOS 9, Apple adds at least a faint acknowledgement that my phone is literally full of music files I have purchased.
mike susz
@mikesusz
"the original" bed buddy?
mike susz
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I took a vacation day on national beer day. coincidence? well, yes. but I'm taking advantage of it.
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first sticker on the new laptop.
mike susz
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so far I've spent 75% of this vacation day outside doing hard labor.
mike susz
@mikesusz
anyone know why am i still getting small updates for HL2? i’ve seen a couple of these in recent weeks.
mike susz
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15 hours left: PiDrive, mSATA board for Raspberry Pi http://kck.st/1RuksX3
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repeat after me: no credentials sent in plain text.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I'm going to attempt to change all my domain passwords. If you don't hear from me again, tell my wife I love her. and I'm sorry.
mike susz
@mikesusz
2hr all-hands meeting. slides are great but I just want an org chart. I currently have no idea who I work for.
mike susz
@mikesusz
rewrite Stuart Little as a Brooklyn hipster
mike susz
@mikesusz
every time you say the word “hashtag” unironically, i get to poke you in the eye
mike susz
@mikesusz
if a coworker touches your screen, is it okay to slap their hand away?
asking for a friend.
no, i’m asking for me.
don’t touch my screen.
asking for a friend.
no, i’m asking for me.
don’t touch my screen.
mike susz
@mikesusz
hail + skylights http://moby.to/ozycg6
mike susz
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hail pounding the skylights at my office in Waltham
mike susz
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NCIS: Los Lobos
mike susz
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welp i just saw a commercial about a website i built, broadcast during an evening network news broadcast.
mike susz
@mikesusz
the problem is, see those shaded areas? those are called hills/mountains.
mike susz
@mikesusz
one of the greatest lies ever told is this verizon wireless coverage map.
mike susz
@mikesusz
It’s the year 2020. Everyone questions the sudden wavy, colorful Mac OS design. Jony Ive says: dude just chill, OS X: Humboldt is groovy.
mike susz
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Iterate.
mike susz
@mikesusz
when audio plays, the left number is time elapsed. the right number is:
a.) the time remaining
b.) the total time
c.) a complete enigma
a.) the time remaining
b.) the total time
c.) a complete enigma
mike susz
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oof
mike susz
@mikesusz
PSA: Toads are Everywhere
mike susz
@mikesusz
nap first, ask questions later.
mike susz
@mikesusz
seriously - if you loved Portal/Portal 2, Portal Stories: Mel is amazing it’s well worth the download and it’s free! http://store.steampowered.com/app/317400/
mike susz
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downside, constantly windy.
upside, mosquitos can’t land.
upside, mosquitos can’t land.
mike susz
@mikesusz
Virgil from Portal Stories: Mel
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sticky sunburned children
exhausted angry parents
someone’s balloon floats away
the county fair.
exhausted angry parents
someone’s balloon floats away
the county fair.
mike susz
@mikesusz
addicted to nvALT, i love it (and i’ve donated $) i’d love to see some bugs fixed, like the one that randomly deletes files from dropbox.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I need a fitness tracker called MapMyLandscapeProjects
mike susz
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Which of the following butt services have you heard of?
mike susz
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the rain made a bit of a deke to the north but just finally hit us in Rindge, NH
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HTML email.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I was going to tweet a joke about XML parsing, but it would fail silently.
mike susz
@mikesusz
legit linkedin invitations to the email address i only use for domain name registrations.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“dad, wake up. there’s something weird in the toilet. you have to see.”
mike susz
@mikesusz
my experience with Vine so far:
- launch Vine app
- Vine app auto-plays video with sound from someone I don't know
- quit Vine app
- launch Vine app
- Vine app auto-plays video with sound from someone I don't know
- quit Vine app
mike susz
@mikesusz
"this guy looks like a plumbing truck had an accident"
mike susz
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So what's your favorite team, then?
mike susz
@mikesusz
"hey, your team is so good. we're assigning you a project that's almost literally on fire." every. darn. time.
mike susz
@mikesusz
meats, luncheon
mike susz
@mikesusz
I put my javascript based deploy system on hold for a while. discovered a newfangled way: scp -r