mike susz
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I was going to tweet a joke about XML parsing, but it would fail silently.
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legit linkedin invitations to the email address i only use for domain name registrations.
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“dad, wake up. there’s something weird in the toilet. you have to see.”
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my experience with Vine so far:
- launch Vine app
- Vine app auto-plays video with sound from someone I don't know
- quit Vine app
- launch Vine app
- Vine app auto-plays video with sound from someone I don't know
- quit Vine app
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"this guy looks like a plumbing truck had an accident"
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So what's your favorite team, then?
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"hey, your team is so good. we're assigning you a project that's almost literally on fire." every. darn. time.
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meats, luncheon
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I put my javascript based deploy system on hold for a while. discovered a newfangled way: scp -r
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nothing makes you reconsider the complexity of your website and associated code more than scp’ing it, uncompressed, over a slow connection
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my new (temporary) office-mates at home.
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the "free time" that I have (that being unencumbered by responsibility) is fleeting and only can be increased by burdening others.
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the conflict of having a desire to do more things, yet feeling that you're neglecting all the things that you're currently responsible for
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the moon gibbous, and the moon takeous away
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today I drove for six hours and arrived home with a free couch.
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i just love the crap that pinterest throws at me in the browser and i delete it all and i can keep scrolling.
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drinking a 14th Star Valor Ale. if you find this, drink it. http://www.14thstarbrewing.com/beers/valor-ale/
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that thing where you set your DVR to record a show on a network you don’t subscribe to; during a free preview weekend it records a marathon
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“Pedroia lands on DL with Aggravated Hammy” yeah the last time I went to Dennys I got the Aggravated Hammy and I was on the DL too.
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that thing where there's a perspective view of a coffee mug and the design is quite clearly super-imposed and not wrapped on the surface
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hey Jimmy, gimme a cheese with nuttin’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG7273yDpdA
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“no one appreciates your candor, Steve.”
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Friday morning surprise at work.
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github account as resume is kinda tough when your employer doesn’t use github.
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pro tip: you can boot into single user mode to add yourself to sudoers file also. old-school.
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wow. overstock rewrites all their product links through a click-tracker from richrelevance. if you use ad blocker you can’t give them money.
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today was a day.
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that thing where you dial into your conference call and then mute your phone and weep softly
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sunset from Rindge, NH tonight.
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used regex to solve a problem. now I have \d+ problems.
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apparently the stability of my computer is greatly enhanced by monitoring /var/log/system.log
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sometimes i feel like i’m betraying my friends when i say “hang in there” i really probably should say “RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN NOW”
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email from large services company: “we’ve redesigned our homepage!”
existing customer: “i haven’t seen your homepage in years!”
existing customer: “i haven’t seen your homepage in years!”
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"we sincerely regret the damage to your mail..." you mean that someone literally opened a letter from my bank to me?
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... latency.
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code your apps to handle…
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lazy twitter web: web / ux / ui / tech conferences in new england that haven’t occurred yet this year?
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i just accidentally typed “Lost Angeles” i bet i’m the first person to ever do that.
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people who cheer at events who are clearly there for themselves and not the competitors.
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of course I'm bummed that the Sox lost yesterday, but what an absolutely amazing night for Angels fans. great game.
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tapping our first keg of @603Brewery :)
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now that i’ve beat Half Life 2 (and all episodes), and Portal 2, my solace is that i’ve got less time to wait for part 3 than you all have.
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taking a mandatory training course on "Fraud, Waste, and Abuse" as it turns out not to be about being single in my 20s.
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just figured out that iBooks stores your book files (that you manually imported) in an obscure place and changes the filenames to hex.
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“inspired by your shopping trends” yep now i need several dozen car air fresheners.
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Severance Package Details
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tonight’s story: The Cow Loves Cookies. it was great. http://www.amazon.com/dp/1416942068/?tag=msusz-20