mike susz
@mikesusz
hug your kids.
@mikesusz social feed.
A searchable archive of 15,389 posts across 3 platforms.
mike susz
@mikesusz
how many "all hands" meetings can a company have
mike susz
@mikesusz
it finally happened. I'm quad-booked for an hour tomorrow.
mike susz
@mikesusz
pro tip: any user created recently with “foodie” or “cuisine” in their twitter bio is a fake account
mike susz
@mikesusz
mike susz
@mikesusz
“I’d like to see them try whiteboarding you” (in an interview)
“i’d draw a dickbutt and walk out.”
“i’d draw a dickbutt and walk out.”
mike susz
@mikesusz
not in my size. :( kids are lucky.
mike susz
@mikesusz
coincidence? twice today I launch Cisco VOIP, immediately my DSL modem dies and shows red light for internet
mike susz
@mikesusz
when you pin your DSL modem’s status page as a frequently visited site in your browser.
mike susz
@mikesusz
“Ok so this isn't really a review as much as it is a request for the developers.” go to their website.
mike susz
@mikesusz
the best part about having laptop and systems locked down by corporate IT is typing my password a hundred times a day.
mike susz
@mikesusz
the Red Sox seem to be in a fog today
mike susz
@mikesusz
i just used :nth-of-type for the first time ever without instinctively second-guessing because of legacy IE support.
\(•◡•)/
\(•◡•)/
mike susz
@mikesusz
working with wordpress APIs for the first time in a while, and it’s just like falling off a bicycle.
mike susz
@mikesusz
if i had a nickel for every time i typed
find ./ -name .DS_Store | xargs rm
find ./ -name .DS_Store | xargs rm
mike susz
@mikesusz
#grillin
mike susz
@mikesusz
you walk into a store. before you can look at any products, someone runs up to you with a clipboard and asks you to take a survey.
mike susz
@mikesusz
no but seriously. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/caturday.jpg
mike susz
@mikesusz
i woke up to an empty house and i’ll be alone here for five hours.
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/cat-beer.gif
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/cat-beer.gif
mike susz
@mikesusz
somebody finally offered me a cash amount for one of my domain names instead of just a vague inquiry. it was less than $200. really?
mike susz
@mikesusz
the more i joke about the increasing frequency of wordpress plugin updates the more the frequency increases.
mike susz
@mikesusz
i have a complicated relationship with Safari.
mike susz
@mikesusz
mike susz
@mikesusz
anyone into dataviz has to love @wunderground’s forecast graph
mike susz
@mikesusz
figured out how to get my watch to stand up when it's on my desk
mike susz
@mikesusz
hey everybody LinkedIn says I'm getting noticed so now I feel great.
mike susz
@mikesusz
mike susz
@mikesusz
Would President Trump ban the Prius from the left lane?
mike susz
@mikesusz
an update: we can now request a special version of Chrome with extensions disabled.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
mike susz
@mikesusz
stackoverflow is now blocked, and Chrome is being removed from developers laptops. congrats, IT department.
mike susz
@mikesusz
remember when we were all angry at Donald Sterling?
mike susz
@mikesusz
oh hey i need to do this thing.
* finds plugin *
everyone says this is easy
* looks at code *
😥
* starts rewriting everything *
* finds plugin *
everyone says this is easy
* looks at code *
😥
* starts rewriting everything *
mike susz
@mikesusz
webex has a case of the mondays
mike susz
@mikesusz
“this wordpress plugin does too many things and not any of them really well” - me, every time i download a plugin.
mike susz
@mikesusz
mike susz
@mikesusz
best magnets ever
mike susz
@mikesusz
In the event of rogue AI:
mike susz
@mikesusz
what does "IDK" mean?
mike susz
@mikesusz
sadness.
mike susz
@mikesusz
big companies can still surprise you!
mike susz
@mikesusz
a bit of precip approaching Rindge #NHwx
mike susz
@mikesusz
“where’s my windows XP installer?” yep it’s 2015.
mike susz
@mikesusz
back to back political survey calls.
mike susz
@mikesusz
remember Chappie?
mike susz
@mikesusz
big company meetings!
http://i.imgur.com/s7lKqf0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/s7lKqf0.jpg
mike susz
@mikesusz
I just finished reading Stuart Little and now I need some time to myself.
mike susz
@mikesusz
yay found a keg of @magichat Electric Peel. this is way more grapefruity on tap. :)
mike susz
@mikesusz
TIL: Point Roberts, WA is not connected to mainland America https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_Roberts,_Washington
mike susz
@mikesusz
hands up if you can’t say “ stop what you’re doin’ “ without adding “ ‘cause i’m about to ruin… “
mike susz
@mikesusz
that thing where you get so many marketing comms from a company, when you get something important, like a past-due bill, it goes unnoticed.