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is this thing on?
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if I get a dog I will name it "Gateway" so when it misbehaves I can just yell "502! 502!"
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16 Things You Might Not Know About Clickbait
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one half of 2015 is over and i still haven’t
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so if you don’t opt into Music then your new “My Music” app is far less usable.
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i named my new computer “Sawblade” after my favorite projectile from Half Life 2.
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remember when people were putting butter in their coffee?
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remember PCMCIA cards?
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the fee isn’t enough? now paypal literally interrupts you giving them money with a placement for their credit card.
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I chose green for this machine
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is now the ‘dot i o boom’ ?
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it's home to be good.
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breakfast of champions.
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Inbox: meh
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everywhere i’ve gone on this trip has yielded wifi that’s slower than my home DSL. some sort of exercise in “the other side of the fence”
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i have newsletters i read and enjoy every (week/month/whatever) i had just ambitiously signed up for a lot, and they became debt.
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i just unsubscribed from 16 email newsletters i never read. good golly why did i put up with that noise.
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FYI: as i understand it, “verizon smart rewards” is a way to swindle you into letting them intercept your web traffic to show you ads.
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do clown parents ever have to yell at their kids to stop being serious?
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spray-painted signs are the rural equivalent of Twitter
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any exciting news today?
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pro tip: your coding tutorial needs to have browser compatibility at the top, so we can choose whether to read it or not.
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app developers, FYI: when you have a big “Work Offline” button in your app, it makes my mom think she’s not connected to the internet.
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“I’m full of opinions!”
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follow-up: the (Mac) Outlook keyboard shortcut to send immediately is Command-Return. oy.
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TIL: there’s a keyboard combo that immediately sends a message in Outlook. i discovered it by accident, and still don’t know what it is.
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“Error, your timesheet contains a task with zero hours entered” way to go, programmers. that’s a tough one to passively ignore.
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listened to Taylor Swift all the way to work today. windows open. no regrets.
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your 2.0 is actually 1.0, and your 1.0 is probably garbage
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y’all have spent so much time arguing about how to pronounce ‘gif’ that nobody noticed ‘jpeg’ is still around
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the two hardest things in computer science are: remembering aphorisms, padding out lists
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okay, the Trivago guy is creepy. really creepy. makes me not want to ever use your website.
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pro tip if you’re ever thinking about changing your Apple ID: don’t. just don’t.
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whoever made photoshop default to the crop tool is gonna get a neck punch
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our family is totally hooked on apple products
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the way i use screen zooming in OS X is with ctrl+scroll gesture up/down (zooms in/out) it’s super easy.
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biggest impression of the retina MacBook is how clear type is when you zoom in on the screen
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Tooth Fairy as a Service
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the future of manned space flight is ... cramped
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time remaining
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living the dream.
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most fun peculiarity of copying music library to a new computer: 518 copies of a ‘digital booklet’ pdf
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the sad part of getting a new machine is - the old cover doesn't fit, and I don't have dupes of most of these :(
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increase contrast on/off in Yosemite:
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force touch trackpad lets you move windows without 3-finger drag, but i’m still doing it the old way until they add force to magic trackpad
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ok thanks talk later?
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binder clip hax
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the phrase I've repeated most at work this week: "clown college"