mike susz
@mikesusz
some days it feels like Waze is trolling me like someone is laughing somewhere ha ha he really turned there
@mikesusz social feed.
A searchable archive of 15,201 posts across 3 platforms.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I need a helmet before I'll try riding my skateboard again. because I'm old, not
because I'm young.
because I'm young.
mike susz
@mikesusz
if Apple makes a watch that won't scratch the edge of my laptop as I type, I might consider it.
mike susz
@mikesusz
basement wall framing pro-tip: leave the bottom plate solid across door openings but back-cut the threshhold
mike susz
@mikesusz
when your company grows to a point where the IT organization makes your developers miserable, you have a serious problem.
mike susz
@mikesusz
mess cleaned up. ready for drywall and door.
mike susz
@mikesusz
framed, blocked, ready for (paperless) drywall
mike susz
@mikesusz
the tools of persuasion
mike susz
@mikesusz
raise your hand if you swung a sledgehammer over your head for a while today! ow.
mike susz
@mikesusz
will feel slightly better about sending my student loan payment from Architecture School this month.
mike susz
@mikesusz
after.
mike susz
@mikesusz
my 5yo sees me and says "a speed square!" thanks @ThisOldHouse & @TomSilvaTOH
mike susz
@mikesusz
various warnings, advisories, and statements
mike susz
@mikesusz
it's coming. #NHwx
mike susz
@mikesusz
work, or nap?
or, silly question?
or, silly question?
mike susz
@mikesusz
any evil things that twitter may do will make them more money. remember - the goal of a company is to make $, not provide a free service.
mike susz
@mikesusz
App-dot-net scared twitter a bit and kept them in check. when that dies off sufficiently, right back to the evil
mike susz
@mikesusz
the gauge of twitter's being-evil-ness is a needle that points to the number of new twitter-like services starting up
mike susz
@mikesusz
dear Fairpoint: Please Connect a DSL Line
mike susz
@mikesusz
distributor was confused and apparently can’t get us a 1/6th barrel of @magichat Jinx. i has a sad. i has many sads.
mike susz
@mikesusz
I bet the person who made two dangerous lanes changes to get one car ahead of me in traffic feels great super awesome now
mike susz
@mikesusz
if your web app can’t connect to localhost:
1.) double-check your GRANT syntax
2.) verify your hostname
3.) PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE
1.) double-check your GRANT syntax
2.) verify your hostname
3.) PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE
mike susz
@mikesusz
setting up new MYSQL database:
1.) CREATE USER ‘foo’@‘localhost’
2.) GRANT ALL ON foo.* TO ‘foo’@‘localhost’
3.) PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE!
1.) CREATE USER ‘foo’@‘localhost’
2.) GRANT ALL ON foo.* TO ‘foo’@‘localhost’
3.) PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE!
mike susz
@mikesusz
okay how about Sharkdown.
mike susz
@mikesusz
haha actually, ‘snarkdown’ is already being used. it’s a markdown editor? https://github.com/arcandio/snarkdown
mike susz
@mikesusz
i wonder if i can turn left
mike susz
@mikesusz
DSL finally reconnected at 1.1mbit i don’t dare cycle it to try and get (closer to the speed i pay for)
mike susz
@mikesusz
oh crud Gruber probably owns "Snarkdown" too
mike susz
@mikesusz
that's it I'm writing all my future posts in Snarkdown
mike susz
@mikesusz
I think the "D" in my Fairpoint DSL service stands for "Dirt nap"
mike susz
@mikesusz
argh why did i not hear about this until yesterday? http://www.engineers4engineers.org
mike susz
@mikesusz
#buzzword
mike susz
@mikesusz
a little JavaScript meetup in the park #bostonjs
mike susz
@mikesusz
being in the city is weird.
mike susz
@mikesusz
google maps needs a z axis. nobody wants street view of the I-93 tunnel
mike susz
@mikesusz
☃
mike susz
@mikesusz
a foo walks into a bar, and that’s where they learned a valuable lesson about namespace collisions
mike susz
@mikesusz
and then the music starts over again and i literally hear two bars of it and it’s message time again
mike susz
@mikesusz
bank of america plays their “we appreciate your patience, please continue to hold” message every 35 seconds. it’s making me tense.
mike susz
@mikesusz
well. that was sub-optimal.
mike susz
@mikesusz
it looks like there was an accident right before exit 38 that dumped gravel all over the highway there's a crew sweeping it up
mike susz
@mikesusz
after 10 minutes I shut my car off. I'm pretty sure route 2 is now stopped from 495 to Westminster. I hope everybody is okay.
mike susz
@mikesusz
so who is hiring for full-time Remote UI developers? asking for my sanity.
mike susz
@mikesusz
Who wants to have a picnic on route 2 this morning it's not like we are driving anywhere
mike susz
@mikesusz
keg of @magichat Jinx on order. i’m giddy.
mike susz
@mikesusz
12 Linkbait Articles Your Friends Keep Reposting On Facebook - You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
mike susz
@mikesusz
so all the humidity missing from August just showed up today.
mike susz
@mikesusz
podcasting tip: mic technique is inversely proportional to alcohol consumption
mike susz
@mikesusz
does anyone want to chat in the morning apparently by Massachusetts law I'm required to hold a phone to my face while I'm driving
mike susz
@mikesusz
the kids basically rule my iPad now so I'm trying to find app equivs for my Nexus7 and wow Android folks have to deal with such ugly stuff