mike susz
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how many episodes was Master Chef? that’s time i’m never going to get back.
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big improvement in Safari 7.1: image files opened directly are centered.
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here ya go, judgemental tech. this is just one desk. please provide me with the service i pay you for, thanks!
mike susz
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Fairpoint tech made a comment about how most people have 1 computer and don’t “overload the network” boy i wish.
mike susz
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“boy i need to clean my desktop!”
* make folder “Desktop Crap 3” *
* drags all crap into new folder *
* dusts hands *
* make folder “Desktop Crap 3” *
* drags all crap into new folder *
* dusts hands *
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i just typed a colon before a word instead of after it so i guess it’s time to pick up Ruby again
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srsly you don’t want to miss the release party
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foster kitten album cover photo
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of course, on the day Fairpoint is scheduled to come out and try to diagnose my DSL problems, it’s connected at full speed and rock solid.
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holy cow is this incredible. http://austinmann.com/trek/iphone-6-plus-camera-review-iceland
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i’m still unclear on what England, Britain, and the United Kingdom are exactly. yesterday’s vote hasn’t changed that.
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I'm 40 and I'm awake past midnight so I turn into a gremlin now?
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home from @refreshboston what an informative and delightful time
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I called about my DSL disconnecting frequently and then my phone died also. so that was a thing.
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am i the only one getting 503 errors for every iOS app update today?
mike susz
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now, rdio might be readable again!
mike susz
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so far iOS8 has given me my most-wanted feature: contrast.
mike susz
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call my house one more time and i’m not gonna vote at all.
mike susz
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how is it economically feasible to conduct a train bound for nowhere? how much is a ticket? is it one-way? none of this makes any sense.
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watching Master Chef and, like all season, I can’t get past the railing on the balcony that doesn’t meet building codes.
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okay i made fun of the ‘fizzbuzz’ exercise last week but i’ve refactored this seven or eight times now and i might need counseling.
mike susz
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i listened to the whole U2 album so now i get a free Apple Watch, right? that’s how it works, right?
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i finally understand closure! Eloquent Javascript taught me. http://eloquentjavascript.net reading voraciously.
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remember when URLs meant something?
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another round of fighting with IT over a simple request (approved by a VP already). who’s running this organization?
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someone made buttery microwave popcorn in the office at 9:30am
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Wachusett’s Octoberfest on tap now. It’s raining. The car dealers have pickup trucks on the front-line. Summer is officially over!
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“i’m gonna go downstairs and make a lot of noise for a while.”
“okay.”
“okay.”
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and done. 21oz (green) coffee roasted.
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current status
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Glenn Frey
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was great to meet @seanhussey in person and catch up with @jonheller @beep and @Coburnicus today.
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Hi-5!
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current status
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being a parent gives you a really convenient excuse to stop yourself from doing things that you would enjoy. it's kind of messed up.
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I regret not going to the party because I like to drink beer and talk. but I want to read my kids a story before bedtime tonight.
mike susz
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The worst beating myself up is when I beat myself up and then I beat myself up for beating myself up
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about to see @hotdogsladies speak live for (my) first time. achievement unlocked! I may have to lie down.
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today I'm at #E4EDevConf at @ConstantContact if you see me, say hi! I look like my avatar.
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the last of it
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google image search needs to detect jpeg artifacts between otherwise-identical images and favor the clearer one.
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so I suddenly had an idea for a @Syfy movie
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@cgcardona that's big. Big.
mike susz
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your linkbait articles forces me to play a video to get the punchline? hold on, let me poison my local DNS so i never see your site again.
mike susz
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if the number is divisible by 3, print ‘fizz’ instead. if the number is divisible by 5, punch yourself in the crotch as hard as you can!
mike susz
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guys, I think the web is actually older than we thought it was.
mike susz
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need a sign that summer is over? landscapers in New England switch to cabbage.
mike susz
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so now I can use ApplePay to buy groceries at Whole Foods and my skinny jeans will contract and implode me into a hipster singularity
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the last straw? someone scheduled a meeting for today at 1pm Eastern.
mike susz
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"let's all just merge like decent human beings"