mike susz
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and they use the term ‘ubercool’ which is late 90s also.
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when you have Flash disabled in chrome, Google Finance gives you charts that look like they were generated in 1998.
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i write all my dad jokes while standing on a strip of land that projects out into a body of water.
it’s a …
puninsula.
it’s a …
puninsula.
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we get it, AMC. you have a new show. you really want us to watch it. why not just block half the screen during The Walking Dead with ads?
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okay, clickbaiters. you’ve found my kryptonite. well done.
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looks like “up next” fixed this problem. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/533630770947309568
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sunset from Rindge NH
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“oh I can get more done it’s only mid-afternoon”
*sun sets immediately*
*sun sets immediately*
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sunset from Rindge NH.
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My neighbor has a leaf blower and he's been using it for 2 1/2 hours continuously
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@deathbearbrown er, on some of them. most go up to 2.25” thick.
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the idea of a 60% keyboard really appeals to me but i am quite addicted to arrow keys.
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in any event, this means that i will be turning on my store soon. :)
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so, something i observed while using paypal sandbox to test transactions is an aberration exclusive to sandbox. yay? this has been a blocker
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snowflakes.
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the most important metric that your company survey should capture: would you want a good friend to work here?
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useful:
alias psg="ps aux | grep $*"
alias psg="ps aux | grep $*"
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engineering update: squirrel baffle made from spare piece of plastic worked well to deter the grays. but it just split in half and blew off.
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wow, seattle getting pounded with thunderstorms.
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MY username or password is incorrect? no, YOUR username or password is incorrect!
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this is an unskippable video ad that plays when we boot our pretty expensive treadmill.
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in Half Life:Source i saved this guy from an attack, but 80% of his dialogue is being attacked - he keeps screaming.
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so i finally had to trim my eyebrows. i guess i can’t participate in AndyRooneyvember now.
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i just pre-ordered Randall Munroe’s new book ‘Thing Explainer’ - it ships 11/24 :) http://amzn.to/1RQYrhk
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“oh, just sign out and back into iCloud” yes except that process is terrifying. “DO YOU WANT TO DELETE ALL YOUR STUFFS NAO?”
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dear Apple: i hate you so much because things are supposed to work and then they don’t.
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i’m disappointed in that coffee place. let’s get serious about christmas. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/santa.gif
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the best part about twitter’s URL shortener is when it doesn’t work 60%+ of the time.
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“transparent” seems too fancy; I’m going to start saying “nopaque”
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holy cow. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k #BringBackMST3K
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naming something in an open source project “suicide” is short-sighted. defending it by dismissing counter-arguments is asinine.
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I try hard each day to be a good person. I’ve even been cleaning up my tags and album art in my iTunes library.
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I think the key to me finally recording one podcast will be recording two podcasts. this will make sense. someday.
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reading about a 16th century prognosticator that predicted the future with his nose. Nostrildamus.
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lamp wiring game
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when your meeting ends don’t say “okay, i’ll give you back 6 minutes” you stole the other 24 (or 54). just say goodbye.
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lol.
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PSA: it’s been a while since Halloween, check your pumpkins.
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/corgi-pumpkin.gif
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/corgi-pumpkin.gif
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it's that time again. later than usual.
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(correction) it’s been 16 months since the last software update for my car. i still don’t like having (closed source) computers in cars.
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the only time I miss the toaster oven
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the surest possible way to get my children to play quietly together is to tell them we need to get ready to go somewhere
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useful.
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today I am meeting with my lawyer to write all these LED lightbulbs into my will
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internet request: a mashup of Worf and Sir Topham Hatt
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okay, this is good for now. :)
fun / friends
tools / conferences
#BestLaptopStickers @stickermule
fun / friends
tools / conferences
#BestLaptopStickers @stickermule
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nerdy
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realization: need bigger laptop, or smaller stickers.
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srsly conflicted right now
