mike susz
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how I label Star Bucks coffee still makes me giggle.
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mike susz
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we can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube. but we can stop squeezing the tube.
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so, yeah. 3/4 of 2015 is over.
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OS X El Capitan: the first bug is filed already.
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people driving in pouring rain – turn your headlights on.
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[Leave Meeting]
“Are you sure you want to leave this meeting?”
[I WILL CUT YOU]
“Are you sure you want to leave this meeting?”
[I WILL CUT YOU]
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if you git push --force after 5pm you should be fired.
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a year ago I tweeted that I might be abandoning Capistrano for Grunt. not only have I not touched Capistrano, I've moved from Grunt to Gulp.
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I got out of my car at work today, and the out-of-doors smells like a porta potty. Happy Tuesday.
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complicated, impractical underpants
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tough talk with my kids.
this weekend i finished playing through Portal 2 with them watching.
they asked me when Portal 3 would be out.
this weekend i finished playing through Portal 2 with them watching.
they asked me when Portal 3 would be out.
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“why the heck am i still following this person?”
“oh, i’m not. they’re just still on my list. bye bye.”
“oh, i’m not. they’re just still on my list. bye bye.”
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so, today i was that guy who looked at what you had on the table until i saw you try to make eye contact then nervously looked away.
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or i could try to engage them in conversation that would be at best, insulting. “hi, what do you do?”
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then i realized i’d be scrutinizing it _right in front of them_ and i felt like a complete tool.
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i figured i wouldn’t recognize a lot of the titles/artists but i wanted to see their art…
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next time i go to a comic con i need to probably not go to a comic con. :/
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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why are there so many people on route 91? Are they all going to Topatocon?
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wow, temps this morning way lower than forecast. we should have covered the garden.
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i was all excited about fall but let’s put the brakes on lows in the 30s for a few more weeks.
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you want your freedom? take it
that's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead, but
now I only want you gone
that's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead, but
now I only want you gone
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yowza. when a very popular podcast accidentally re-publishes their feed and sparks every subscriber to start re-downloading 50+ episodes.
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clearing scrub trees on the north half of our woods. forestry management is difficult.
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I'm doing great! I might win a workweek hustle!
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"I'm going to go outside and be angry until I hurt myself." #yardwork
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remember when it was interesting to see pictures of people's breakfast
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hmm. Apple lets 3rd parties block ads in Safari … publishers forced to make iOS Apps (with Apple ads inside)?
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I like this one better than synthetic, ersatz, and/or holographic cornbread
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this weather.
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mike susz
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cannot delete application shortcuts off of my Windows desktop because security.
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people who buy a new car, and put an old campaign bumper sticker on it
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do you eat the top or the bottom of a bagel first
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showdown at the bird feeder https://youtu.be/S0iE8fu4sjU via @YouTube
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I just don't want to be inside today
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kayaking, raking, cleaning windows. feel like i’m totally losing out that my fitbit isn’t a wristband-type.
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@mbloomstein not that my wife has a specific, designated tape measure that i’m not allowed to use. hypothetically.
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every one of these is the same cost per month.
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apparently there was a whole rich ecosystem of vermin being supported by our bird feeder.
was.
was.
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once it crosses the threshold, it is not allowed back in
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I have some :wq stickers with me @ e4e so if you want one, just ask :)
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i’m at e4e today! if you see someone that looks like my avatar, say hi.
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squirrelzilla https://youtu.be/Yf6BgANN2iY via @YouTube
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idea: your voice gets preferential treatment if you joined the teleconference on time (or early).
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sad to hear that nobody dressed up like the killer in Too Many Cooks and stalked @waxpancake around XOXO
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that thing where you always leave a blank tab open in your mobile browser so you don't wait for it to refresh the last open tab on launch
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pro tip: if you're going to cancel a meeting, do ASAP. developers will avoid deep thought tasks if they know they will be interrupted soon.
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autodidactic asphyxiation
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“your search timed out due to high volumes” well turn the stereo down and give me my search results, you jerks.