mike susz
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just found out about “Inside Out” by Pixar, and I hope it was written by the team from Herman’s Head.
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carabiners are handy when traveling #snackhacks
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yes, i certainly do agree with the complete lack of terms and/or conditions you have outlined. (nothing is linked)
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yes this is dinner.
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love these minimal cases for my phone, but they quite obviously absorb... ick over time.
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I've really been stressing out about finally finishing reading this book about meditation.
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I, too, enjoy occasional trips to cheesytown. Although I prefer to call it by the name its original German settlers used: Cheeseburg.
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one of the small things that I really like about the Kindle app is that its launch screen is dark. in a dark room, that's nice.
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I went drinking with a couple of Italian plumbers last night. Stupor Mario Bros.
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watching “Peppa Pig,” and i swear their accents get thicker and thicker until at the end of the show it’s just weird grunting
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“what’s been killing the battery on my tablet?” oh.
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the faster i buy rechargeable AA batteries they faster they seem to disappear (into any and all devices).
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hug your kids.
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how many "all hands" meetings can a company have
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it finally happened. I'm quad-booked for an hour tomorrow.
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pro tip: any user created recently with “foodie” or “cuisine” in their twitter bio is a fake account
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“I’d like to see them try whiteboarding you” (in an interview)
“i’d draw a dickbutt and walk out.”
“i’d draw a dickbutt and walk out.”
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not in my size. :( kids are lucky.
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coincidence? twice today I launch Cisco VOIP, immediately my DSL modem dies and shows red light for internet
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when you pin your DSL modem’s status page as a frequently visited site in your browser.
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“Ok so this isn't really a review as much as it is a request for the developers.” go to their website.
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the best part about having laptop and systems locked down by corporate IT is typing my password a hundred times a day.
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the Red Sox seem to be in a fog today
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i just used :nth-of-type for the first time ever without instinctively second-guessing because of legacy IE support.
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working with wordpress APIs for the first time in a while, and it’s just like falling off a bicycle.
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if i had a nickel for every time i typed
find ./ -name .DS_Store | xargs rm
find ./ -name .DS_Store | xargs rm
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#grillin
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you walk into a store. before you can look at any products, someone runs up to you with a clipboard and asks you to take a survey.
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no but seriously. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/caturday.jpg
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i woke up to an empty house and i’ll be alone here for five hours.
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/cat-beer.gif
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/cat-beer.gif
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somebody finally offered me a cash amount for one of my domain names instead of just a vague inquiry. it was less than $200. really?
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the more i joke about the increasing frequency of wordpress plugin updates the more the frequency increases.
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i have a complicated relationship with Safari.
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anyone into dataviz has to love @wunderground’s forecast graph
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figured out how to get my watch to stand up when it's on my desk
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hey everybody LinkedIn says I'm getting noticed so now I feel great.
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Would President Trump ban the Prius from the left lane?
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an update: we can now request a special version of Chrome with extensions disabled.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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stackoverflow is now blocked, and Chrome is being removed from developers laptops. congrats, IT department.
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remember when we were all angry at Donald Sterling?
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oh hey i need to do this thing.
* finds plugin *
everyone says this is easy
* looks at code *
😥
* starts rewriting everything *
* finds plugin *
everyone says this is easy
* looks at code *
😥
* starts rewriting everything *
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webex has a case of the mondays
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“this wordpress plugin does too many things and not any of them really well” - me, every time i download a plugin.
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best magnets ever
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In the event of rogue AI:
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what does "IDK" mean?