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mike susz

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it’s really tough for anyone to use your github activity to evaluate you when your employer doesn’t use github, and you have private repos

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I spent most of my youth trying to figure out a way to be ‘hip-hop,’ while knowing in my heart that it was unlikely that I would ever be.

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a close second regret would be: failure to identify if the way I roll is correctly. I’m rolling (I think), but is it correct?

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my brain doesn’t seem to be able to resolve not having to work and yet not having to travel for a family obligation.

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that thing where you click on a link in your twitter client and it opens a t-co url and you just close the tab because it will never load

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two of my favorite Christmas gifts: a quadcopter from my wife, and an Ariens Professional Series snowblower from my parents.

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i want “how the heck did you get my email address” next to “unsubscribe” b/c i’m definitely not a “valued customer” if i don’t recognize you

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decided the area around my desk was too terrible to continue, needs to be cleaned. so step 1 was: clean the rest of the floor of the house.

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“he was just a fisherman, until pirates invaded his castle. now he has a sword and a gun.” my kid just set up the next big action film

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protip: when you get an phone call offering goods or services and it sorta sounds like a robot, ask: “what color is a banana.” it hangs up.

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Tractor Supply *really* wants me to get people last-minute lawn mower tires and cattle feeders. the ppl on my list already HAVE these things

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discovering that reddit is one of the places on the internet where people still say “hahah you have a Mac!” i feel like it’s 1998 all over.

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