mike susz
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the cat is out of the bag. the other cat is not.
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mike susz
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why were the potato dumplings unable to get in the door?
gnocchi.
gnocchi.
mike susz
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it's as if someone at Google actually tried using Waze while driving a car. Who would have thought it.
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oh look! Waze added two new features: contrast, and readability.
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dessert? here is what u can have 4 dessert
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when your CDN is all like “it’s Monday, i’m sleeping in.”
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graupel!
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haha a bit of snow.
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hahaha snow
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idea: re-usable birthday candles in roman numbers. to cover 1-100 you would only need three Is, four Xs, one L, one C, and one V
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when your product owner never actually uses the app until it’s in prod, you should probably quit your job or at least stop doing it well
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srsly if Batman and Superman can’t get along we’re pretty much hosed imho
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the baseball championships are very blue this year
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eBay question: when someone forgets to leave you feedback, do you remind them, or do you closely re-examine the choices you’ve made in life?
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found my mac mini server was off. power button won’t even make it light up. :(
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the El Capitan beachball cursor is pretty! i wish i didn’t see it so much in Safari for no reason
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lolol the final battle of Bioshock Infinite is no joke. especially on trackpad. perhaps I’ll wait for my Razer to show up.
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computers. amirite?
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that thing in Safari 9 where you type a search term in the location box and hit Return but it doesn’t search
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one last run this year. @ Mountain Brook Reservoir, Jaffrey NH
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Falk Yeah! it’s Columbo Day.
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my kids have some new matchbox cars where the only metal parts are the rivets and axles. not bad, but different.
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“only Apple” ad section, Boston Globe April 10th, 1997.
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some of the stuff i keep is junk, but some of it is treasure. (MacAddict #1)
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rules for adults: when your children are playing nicely in another room of the house, you’re not allowed to get off the couch or recliner.
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i found out that i share a birthday (yesterday) with @ScottBakula, @teewanz, and the President’s dog. hope it was a great one, y’all.
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hey Fred, gimme a pizza with extra cheese. and hold the tomato sauce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG7273yDpdA
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“Canadian Thanksgiving? is that when you drink Labatt Blue and eat poutine?“
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hl3.txt https://i.imgur.com/2jsfax6.jpg
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it's official! all you other dads are number 2
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srsly where do large aquatic mammals go to school? the hippo campus.
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the awesome dad gifts continue
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fun discovery (pointed out by @willsansbury) if you visit someone’s twitter profile on their birthday there’s a surprise :)
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what if you were reviewing the designs of a large aquatic mammal?
a hippo crit.
a hippo crit.
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no, YOU’RE the one googling for squirrel baffles on a friday night
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I get such frivolous and impractical gifts
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last year at this time i was at @LevelUpCon
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oh lookie here
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Schrödinger’s Shell Script.
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that thing where you cut your hair and the next time you take a shower you use way too much shampoo for your now diminished amount of hair.
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flying squirrel on the birdfeeder https://youtu.be/PA_AaNGwayE via @YouTube
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still a valid costume idea. https://twitter.com/mikesusz/statuses/519123293417537536
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Remember when ⌘⌥1 opened Top Sites in Safari?
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“do you need any supplies for horses?”
“nay.”
“nay.”
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helpful, Siri
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and a hairy woodpecker. handsome. https://youtu.be/XbZrr0zhGHs
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birdfeeder, 2 https://youtu.be/oUozByoHVi4
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birdfeeder https://youtu.be/JxNDKyiHg9Q via @YouTube
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that thing where you have to finally reboot your VPS.
