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this morning’s Genius mix includes Whiskeytown, Elliott Smith, and Jeff Buckley. does Apple factor the weather into song choices?

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thanks for paying the invoice 28 days late, client! (on a project where i demanded no deposit) you reminded me why i quit freelancing.

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lol radar

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“beer is proof that yeast consume simple sugars and produce alcohol that you can drink later.”
- science

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so I tweet from my phone. remember kids, don't work for big companies.

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I finally got added to a perm group that lets me access social networks at work. they serve a fake SSL cert and intercept the traffic.

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If I started a gang our tag would be :wq

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i may or may not have listened to Nickel Creek’s “This Side” on my way home from work. four or five times.

while belting out the lyrics.

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I'm going out to the shed. not an euphemism.

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clouds

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choice between figuring out how to compile Apache in my user directory vs file an exception request to get sudo, I'm choosing the former.

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you know when all the sharepoint-based documentation says "MAC" that the IT department had no idea. no idea.

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MAMP requires an admin password to ‘install’ and won’t run outside the /Applications/ folder. lazy developers?

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Volvo wheels and Nokian snows back on. summer officially over!

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cap broke and the whole top of the tube is cured solid. plan B: cut a bottom corner off like a ketchup packet.

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i can haz burrito?

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view from my office today.

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days I go hiking fitbit should have a little icon of a man with his knees on fire

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🌽

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tired. today, for different reasons.

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current status:

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what are the chances that my twitpic archive will be available before they shut down?

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what happens when I make a shopping list

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clearing at end of day https://flic.kr/p/prajPu

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tired.

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since i think twitter’s resizing algorithm is destroying my foliage pics, here: https://flic.kr/p/pGptJQ

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also, this tree is even more bonkers.

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a little clearing at end of day

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now that i’ve had some time to think about it, i think i really want to get an iPad 2 Air Mini Plus with Retina

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ooh look at all the shiny things i’m not going to buy.

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i look out the window and think “wow it’s raining really hard!” then it rains even harder.

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Inbox 24200 WINNING!

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Step 1: play Love Spit Love “Fall On Tears”
Step 2: start Genius
Step 3: …
Step 4: PROFIT

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this is the first autumn in a while that we haven’t had a windstorm knock all the leaves off before they could really get bright.

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TURN DOWN FOR BED

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OH: "what, are you old?" my wife. to me.

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if i owned a bar i would totally split the tap list into “Hoptions” and “Malternatives”

and then my whole staff would quit.

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idea: a reality show about putting otherwise degenerate teenagers to work on public works projects. call it “Jersey Chore.”

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Spider Man says ROCK 'N ROLL

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is Ello still a thing?

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saw one of their trucks on 128 this morning. I was expecting they did iOS or Mac app development. http://www.top-notchcontractors.com

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when one coffee machine in the office breaks, the other is sure to break immediately after.

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i just saw a tv ad for a railroad. i need to study marketing i guess.

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i’ve managed to find yet another company who doesn’t get that javascript MV* development and html/css dev and separate professions now.

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found on the SD Card in the SLR, from September 29th: https://flic.kr/p/pCZ4cd

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Apple should rename the preference “Automatically rearrange Spaces” to “We hate you and want to make you miserable.” unchecked.

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can we weaponize the ladybugs to, say, get rid of the derpy wasps?

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