mike susz
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engineering update: squirrel baffle made from spare piece of plastic worked well to deter the grays. but it just split in half and blew off.
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wow, seattle getting pounded with thunderstorms.
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MY username or password is incorrect? no, YOUR username or password is incorrect!
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this is an unskippable video ad that plays when we boot our pretty expensive treadmill.
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in Half Life:Source i saved this guy from an attack, but 80% of his dialogue is being attacked - he keeps screaming.
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so i finally had to trim my eyebrows. i guess i can’t participate in AndyRooneyvember now.
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i just pre-ordered Randall Munroe’s new book ‘Thing Explainer’ - it ships 11/24 :) http://amzn.to/1RQYrhk
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“oh, just sign out and back into iCloud” yes except that process is terrifying. “DO YOU WANT TO DELETE ALL YOUR STUFFS NAO?”
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dear Apple: i hate you so much because things are supposed to work and then they don’t.
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i’m disappointed in that coffee place. let’s get serious about christmas. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/santa.gif
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the best part about twitter’s URL shortener is when it doesn’t work 60%+ of the time.
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“transparent” seems too fancy; I’m going to start saying “nopaque”
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holy cow. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mst3k/bringbackmst3k #BringBackMST3K
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naming something in an open source project “suicide” is short-sighted. defending it by dismissing counter-arguments is asinine.
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I try hard each day to be a good person. I’ve even been cleaning up my tags and album art in my iTunes library.
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I think the key to me finally recording one podcast will be recording two podcasts. this will make sense. someday.
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reading about a 16th century prognosticator that predicted the future with his nose. Nostrildamus.
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lamp wiring game
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when your meeting ends don’t say “okay, i’ll give you back 6 minutes” you stole the other 24 (or 54). just say goodbye.
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lol.
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PSA: it’s been a while since Halloween, check your pumpkins.
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/corgi-pumpkin.gif
http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/corgi-pumpkin.gif
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it's that time again. later than usual.
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(correction) it’s been 16 months since the last software update for my car. i still don’t like having (closed source) computers in cars.
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the only time I miss the toaster oven
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the surest possible way to get my children to play quietly together is to tell them we need to get ready to go somewhere
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useful.
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today I am meeting with my lawyer to write all these LED lightbulbs into my will
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internet request: a mashup of Worf and Sir Topham Hatt
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okay, this is good for now. :)
fun / friends
tools / conferences
#BestLaptopStickers @stickermule
fun / friends
tools / conferences
#BestLaptopStickers @stickermule
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nerdy
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realization: need bigger laptop, or smaller stickers.
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srsly conflicted right now
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okay finally gonna fix this. needs moar stickers
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experimenting with high tech mouse/squirrel deterrent
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srsly like i’m trying to do stuff
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not. ergonomic.
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insist-that-you-see-his-car guy
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I need a Futurama “brain slug” to affix to my phone headset at work
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bear, on trailcam Rindge NH Nov 1st 2015 https://youtu.be/FO51myn5gN4 via @YouTube
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new officemates already trying to climb up in the ranks.
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it seems i may have waited too long to sell the snarkiest of my domain names.
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dear humanity: we have bigger fish to fry
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have you ever thought about using wordpress multisite even though you had no good reason to? yeah don’t.
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i just updated my path in my profile on a new machine from memory for the first time. i’ve been using a terminal for 24 years.
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fun with powerline shell prompt https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Screen%20Shot%202015-11-02%20at%208.43.32%20PM.png
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also, typing ‘awkward’ is really really … awkward.
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so @TheBloggess has been retweeting awkward moments that people have shared with her and i’m crying. so good. i’m not the only awkward one.
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it would be easier to schedule the payment for my phone bill if it didn’t increase by 6 to 8 cents every other month
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my new office mates are so lazy srsly
