mike susz
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dear humanity: we have bigger fish to fry
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mike susz
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have you ever thought about using wordpress multisite even though you had no good reason to? yeah don’t.
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i just updated my path in my profile on a new machine from memory for the first time. i’ve been using a terminal for 24 years.
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fun with powerline shell prompt https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/snaps/Screen%20Shot%202015-11-02%20at%208.43.32%20PM.png
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also, typing ‘awkward’ is really really … awkward.
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so @TheBloggess has been retweeting awkward moments that people have shared with her and i’m crying. so good. i’m not the only awkward one.
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it would be easier to schedule the payment for my phone bill if it didn’t increase by 6 to 8 cents every other month
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my new office mates are so lazy srsly
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"The planets you may one day possess. But the stars are not for man." reading Childhood’s End by Arthur C. Clarke.
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daylight savings time means grilling by flashlight
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ever forward.
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okay everybody it’s november 1st change your twitter profile names back to normal now
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time change “extra hour of sleep” is a ridiculous myth. I was up with my kids at (what is now) 4am.
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woke up early w/ kids, went back to bed when wife awoke. forgot to set alarm, never actually slept—just worried about how late i’d sleep. :(
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for the record: the worse the weather is, the more trick-or-treaters we get.
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it begins!
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implemented my new strategy today. every political pollster who calls me will learn that i’m a convicted felon.
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idea: try and eat tortilla chips where each successive bite is as big as the previous two combined.
fibonacchos.
fibonacchos.
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one thing that having a chronic knee injury teaches you is that handrails are filthy everywhere.
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“that’s the passage to Ravenholm… we don’t go there anymore.” yep I’m playing Halflife2 through again. Sawblade time.
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oh are you watching footballs? footsball? ballsfoot?
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i picked the wrong week to drop my standards for week-picking
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french people eat frogs legs but would they eat mexican food? burritoad.
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i'm considering committing a felony so that I don't have to get voter surveys anymore
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my backpack is a junk drawer with shoulder straps
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combine a word and an amphibian: portmantoad
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yay Mac OS X Server on El Capitan! i turned on file sharing and it filled my system drive immediately with cached junk.
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face it, publishers. you played blackjack with ads and said “hit me” one too many times. your users are walking away from the table.
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mobile ad problem? we need that $ to survive! (hint: I’ll never look at your site again on any browser/platform)
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I posted this a year ago on Monday but I feel like it’s relevant today also http://i.imgur.com/Tq3PpGQ.jpg
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mini server replacement is here.
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i drove 800 miles since friday morning and i have to work tomorrow sad smiley.
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i never got to meet @levarburton though.
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aw yes, where i live was a Jeopardy clue!
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the moon tonight
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“coffee. dark. please.”
Starbucks needs a three-words-or-less line.
Starbucks needs a three-words-or-less line.
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watching a “tiny house shopping” show and the people just continuously complain how small they are.
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let me Siri that for you
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idea: Amazon rebrands sleepwear section of the site as: “pajAmazon”
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paid $25 for school photos “digital link.” we get it, it links to a store to buy prints. a hi-res download/copyright release is $30 more.
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seriously, the Music app is, at current, just barely usable to play all the tracks i have paid for in my collection.
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“Sir, there are lots of people who don’t use Music.”
“Let’s put out a bogus x.x.1 release and force them to see it again.”
“on it.”
“Let’s put out a bogus x.x.1 release and force them to see it again.”
“on it.”
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URL Blackjack: figuring out how much of a URL you can remove and it still works. (hit me)
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the “this accessory may not be supported” message should be changed to “clean the lint out of your lightning port”
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even though i’ve done it a few times now, the ‘welcome to iphone’ white screens on iOS update make me worried that it just wiped my phone.
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fun thing for us old people - encode MP3s on your (modern) computer. it’s like lightning.
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“my friend Eric, his Gameboy is so old, like from the olden days, that it doesn’t even have color!”
thanks, kid.
thanks, kid.
mike susz
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the cat is out of the bag. the other cat is not.
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why were the potato dumplings unable to get in the door?
gnocchi.
gnocchi.
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it's as if someone at Google actually tried using Waze while driving a car. Who would have thought it.