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mike susz

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procedure to join webex on a mac:
1. click on link
2. log into webex
3. wait for app to launch
4. force quit app after 3 minutes
5. goto 1

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my notes from a meeting yesterday:

“whut?”

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aw yiss, found an app that tells swatch internet time. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/internet-beat/id304080578?mt=8&uo=4&at=10lrAF

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Monument Valley ( https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/monument-valley/id728293409?mt=8&uo=4&at=10lrAF ) in-app purchase expansion pack is out. been waiting for this one :)

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wait a minute. I think the team is up to 3 now :) @notasausage @jennamarino @zachwhaney

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#SCIENCE

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Jeopardy is a tournament… yay!

it’s not for kids… drat.

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grilling with a headlamp on

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it just gets better.

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from my desk right now.

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all y’all who are renting and like “i want to buy a house” welp

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DirecTV’s tift with AMC during The Walking Dead has gotten downright obtrusive. i wish i had viable TV options way out here.

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tired. I did a good amount of various things this weekend.

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post-apocalyptic zombie shows are the modern day equivalent of the Western.

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this is the view as you turn onto my road.

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aw yiss.

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can we make an app that uses the phone camera, flash, accelerometer, and maybe NFC to determine if my
avocado is ripe?

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anytime I buy an avocado I should bring it home and throw it straight into the trash to save time

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at some point, shopping for toys for the kids turns into shopping for toys for me

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Kellogg's Crystal-Blasted Sugar Crack!

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I love watching Master Chef Junior even though it makes me feel like a complete failure in the kitchen. srsly these kids are amazing.

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awww yeah. for my most important 5-1/4"

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yay! now every time it’s cold, the news says ‘Polar Vortex!’

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huh?

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today I saw Massachusetts license plates with “AK” vertically on the left side.

i wondered if Ice Cube ever had to use them.

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(of course i didn’t let them watch it) i had my 4 and 5 y.o. singing “too many cooks” over and over until they literally fell down laughing

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someone should make an online quiz where you identify cars by the shape of their back window

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happy o'clock

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I just love conference calls where there's a large loud group in a room and then there's everyone else getting zero value.

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i have meetings solid from 9-3 tomorrow so i guess i need to pee in a bottle under my desk or something

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Calendar Tetris™

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R.I.P. Pixelworkers.

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troubleshooting steps:
1. verify Apache is using my copy of shared library
2. recompile library with 64bit flags
3. punch myself in the face

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I'm glad we elected Mayor Goldie Wilson. He's gonna clean up this town!

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go easy on me today, job, it took me more than two hours to get here.

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if someone over 60 sends you an email with the subject FYI it's almost certain that they are angry at someone (maybe you)

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Waze: 1, Mike: 0.

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welp i peaked cleverness for the week on tuesday with “Portmanteauvember” it’s all downhill from here.

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Portmanteauvember

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my best from this morning: "how about you take your Prius, and your bumper sticker, and go 'Coexist' in the slow lane."

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The person ahead of me in traffic keeps darting their head around like they're playing Mike Tyson's Punch out

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#voted

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so far the weirdest thing about yosemite is this “click here to drag a window but it doesn’t look like you should be able to click there”

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i feel like i need to be part of something in November, hmm… grow a beard, or write a novel? i think i only have time for the former.

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if you read between the lines of directv’s commercial about AMC/renewal, it says: we have a contract until the end of 2014, that’s it.

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just watched a network and a satellite provider have an argument with commercials.

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10 Biggest Clickbait Articles of 2014 - You Won’t Believe What’s Number 1!

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living in NH is awesome until election time and then i want to unplug my phone and back over my mailbox with my pickup truck.

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