@mikesusz social feed.
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procedure to join webex on a mac:
1. click on link
2. log into webex
3. wait for app to launch
4. force quit app after 3 minutes
5. goto 1
Nov 13, 2014, 3:36 PM · view on Twitter
my notes from a meeting yesterday:
“whut?”
Nov 13, 2014, 1:41 PM · view on Twitter
Nov 13, 2014, 12:49 PM · view on Twitter
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Monument Valley (
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/monument-valley/id728293409?mt=8&uo=4&at=10lrAF ) in-app purchase expansion pack is out. been waiting for this one :)
Nov 13, 2014, 2:44 AM · view on Twitter
wait a minute. I think the team is up to 3 now :) @notasausage @jennamarino @zachwhaney
Nov 12, 2014, 11:58 PM · view on Twitter
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#SCIENCE
Nov 12, 2014, 4:09 PM · view on Twitter
Jeopardy is a tournament… yay!
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it’s not for kids… drat.
Nov 11, 2014, 1:46 AM · view on Twitter
grilling with a headlamp on
Nov 10, 2014, 11:19 PM · view on Twitter
Nov 10, 2014, 9:46 PM · view on Twitter
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Nov 10, 2014, 9:38 PM · view on Twitter
all y’all who are renting and like “i want to buy a house” welp
Nov 10, 2014, 7:41 PM · view on Twitter
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DirecTV’s tift with AMC during The Walking Dead has gotten downright obtrusive. i wish i had viable TV options way out here.
Nov 10, 2014, 5:23 PM · view on Twitter
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tired. I did a good amount of various things this weekend.
Nov 10, 2014, 3:27 AM · view on Twitter
post-apocalyptic zombie shows are the modern day equivalent of the Western.
Nov 10, 2014, 2:18 AM · view on Twitter
this is the view as you turn onto my road.
Nov 9, 2014, 10:02 PM · view on Twitter
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can we make an app that uses the phone camera, flash, accelerometer, and maybe NFC to determine if my
avocado is ripe?
Nov 9, 2014, 6:00 PM · view on Twitter
anytime I buy an avocado I should bring it home and throw it straight into the trash to save time
Nov 9, 2014, 5:05 PM · view on Twitter
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at some point, shopping for toys for the kids turns into shopping for toys for me
Nov 9, 2014, 2:09 PM · view on Twitter
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Kellogg's Crystal-Blasted Sugar Crack!
Nov 9, 2014, 1:23 PM · view on Twitter
I love watching Master Chef Junior even though it makes me feel like a complete failure in the kitchen. srsly these kids are amazing.
Nov 9, 2014, 3:09 AM · view on Twitter
awww yeah. for my most important 5-1/4"
Nov 8, 2014, 10:15 PM · view on Twitter
yay! now every time it’s cold, the news says ‘Polar Vortex!’
Nov 8, 2014, 9:43 PM · view on Twitter
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Nov 8, 2014, 12:59 PM · view on Twitter
today I saw Massachusetts license plates with “AK” vertically on the left side.
i wondered if Ice Cube ever had to use them.
Nov 8, 2014, 2:49 AM · view on Twitter
(of course i didn’t let them watch it) i had my 4 and 5 y.o. singing “too many cooks” over and over until they literally fell down laughing
Nov 8, 2014, 12:52 AM · view on Twitter
someone should make an online quiz where you identify cars by the shape of their back window
Nov 7, 2014, 9:35 PM · view on Twitter
Nov 7, 2014, 5:33 PM · view on Twitter
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I just love conference calls where there's a large loud group in a room and then there's everyone else getting zero value.
Nov 7, 2014, 5:14 PM · view on Twitter
i have meetings solid from 9-3 tomorrow so i guess i need to pee in a bottle under my desk or something
Nov 7, 2014, 2:39 AM · view on Twitter
Calendar Tetris™
Nov 6, 2014, 9:04 PM · view on Twitter
Nov 5, 2014, 11:31 PM · view on Twitter
troubleshooting steps:
1. verify Apache is using my copy of shared library
2. recompile library with 64bit flags
3. punch myself in the face
Nov 5, 2014, 4:03 PM · view on Twitter
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I'm glad we elected Mayor Goldie Wilson. He's gonna clean up this town!
Nov 5, 2014, 2:36 PM · view on Twitter
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go easy on me today, job, it took me more than two hours to get here.
Nov 5, 2014, 2:10 PM · view on Twitter
if someone over 60 sends you an email with the subject FYI it's almost certain that they are angry at someone (maybe you)
Nov 5, 2014, 1:28 PM · view on Twitter
Waze: 1, Mike: 0.
Nov 5, 2014, 1:16 PM · view on Twitter
welp i peaked cleverness for the week on tuesday with “Portmanteauvember” it’s all downhill from here.
Nov 5, 2014, 1:20 AM · view on Twitter
Portmanteauvember
Nov 4, 2014, 2:10 PM · view on Twitter
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my best from this morning: "how about you take your Prius, and your bumper sticker, and go 'Coexist' in the slow lane."
Nov 4, 2014, 2:06 PM · view on Twitter
The person ahead of me in traffic keeps darting their head around like they're playing Mike Tyson's Punch out
Nov 4, 2014, 1:09 PM · view on Twitter
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#voted
Nov 4, 2014, 12:23 PM · view on Twitter
so far the weirdest thing about yosemite is this “click here to drag a window but it doesn’t look like you should be able to click there”
Nov 3, 2014, 10:11 PM · view on Twitter
i feel like i need to be part of something in November, hmm… grow a beard, or write a novel? i think i only have time for the former.
Nov 3, 2014, 9:21 PM · view on Twitter
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if you read between the lines of directv’s commercial about AMC/renewal, it says: we have a contract until the end of 2014, that’s it.
Nov 3, 2014, 8:22 PM · view on Twitter
just watched a network and a satellite provider have an argument with commercials.
Nov 3, 2014, 7:09 PM · view on Twitter
10 Biggest Clickbait Articles of 2014 - You Won’t Believe What’s Number 1!
Nov 3, 2014, 6:14 PM · view on Twitter
living in NH is awesome until election time and then i want to unplug my phone and back over my mailbox with my pickup truck.
Nov 3, 2014, 1:04 AM · view on Twitter
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