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My neighbor has a leaf blower and he's been using it for 2 1/2 hours continuously

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@deathbearbrown er, on some of them. most go up to 2.25” thick.

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the idea of a 60% keyboard really appeals to me but i am quite addicted to arrow keys.

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in any event, this means that i will be turning on my store soon. :)

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so, something i observed while using paypal sandbox to test transactions is an aberration exclusive to sandbox. yay? this has been a blocker

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snowflakes.

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the most important metric that your company survey should capture: would you want a good friend to work here?

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useful:

alias psg="ps aux | grep $*"

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engineering update: squirrel baffle made from spare piece of plastic worked well to deter the grays. but it just split in half and blew off.

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wow, seattle getting pounded with thunderstorms.

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MY username or password is incorrect? no, YOUR username or password is incorrect!

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this is an unskippable video ad that plays when we boot our pretty expensive treadmill.

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in Half Life:Source i saved this guy from an attack, but 80% of his dialogue is being attacked - he keeps screaming.

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so i finally had to trim my eyebrows. i guess i can’t participate in AndyRooneyvember now.

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i just pre-ordered Randall Munroe’s new book ‘Thing Explainer’ - it ships 11/24 :) http://amzn.to/1RQYrhk

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“oh, just sign out and back into iCloud” yes except that process is terrifying. “DO YOU WANT TO DELETE ALL YOUR STUFFS NAO?”

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dear Apple: i hate you so much because things are supposed to work and then they don’t.

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i’m disappointed in that coffee place. let’s get serious about christmas. http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/santa.gif

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the best part about twitter’s URL shortener is when it doesn’t work 60%+ of the time.

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“transparent” seems too fancy; I’m going to start saying “nopaque”

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naming something in an open source project “suicide” is short-sighted. defending it by dismissing counter-arguments is asinine.

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I try hard each day to be a good person. I’ve even been cleaning up my tags and album art in my iTunes library.

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I think the key to me finally recording one podcast will be recording two podcasts. this will make sense. someday.

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reading about a 16th century prognosticator that predicted the future with his nose. Nostrildamus.

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lamp wiring game

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when your meeting ends don’t say “okay, i’ll give you back 6 minutes” you stole the other 24 (or 54). just say goodbye.

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lol.

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PSA: it’s been a while since Halloween, check your pumpkins.

http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5393589/macro/corgi-pumpkin.gif

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it's that time again. later than usual.

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(correction) it’s been 16 months since the last software update for my car. i still don’t like having (closed source) computers in cars.

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the only time I miss the toaster oven

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the surest possible way to get my children to play quietly together is to tell them we need to get ready to go somewhere

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useful.

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today I am meeting with my lawyer to write all these LED lightbulbs into my will

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internet request: a mashup of Worf and Sir Topham Hatt

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okay, this is good for now. :)

fun / friends
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#BestLaptopStickers @stickermule

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nerdy

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realization: need bigger laptop, or smaller stickers.

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srsly conflicted right now

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okay finally gonna fix this. needs moar stickers

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experimenting with high tech mouse/squirrel deterrent

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srsly like i’m trying to do stuff

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not. ergonomic.

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insist-that-you-see-his-car guy

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I need a Futurama “brain slug” to affix to my phone headset at work

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bear, on trailcam Rindge NH Nov 1st 2015 https://youtu.be/FO51myn5gN4 via @YouTube

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new officemates already trying to climb up in the ranks.

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it seems i may have waited too long to sell the snarkiest of my domain names.

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