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every time you attach a screenshot to a defect and you don’t include the URL, I get to poke you in the eye.

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for the record: the only thing i bought online in the past week is a replacement switch for my washing machine. $7 shipped.

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vacation doesn’t end when you get home; vacation ends when the children use up all your patience. hopefully you’re home by then.

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we gave our kids a floppy disk and a big ol’ cell phone. they put on sunglasses and are dancing around. as you do. (as you did).

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question: what’s the barrier to packaging yogurt into recyclable containers (type 1 or 2)? is it money, technology, quality, or other?

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Twitter changed the star to a heart but don’t worry; next up is green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horseshoes!

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every night I drive home thinking about all the cool things I’m going to do after the kids go to bed and then they do and then I do nothing.

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we get it, AMC. you have a new show. you really want us to watch it. why not just block half the screen during The Walking Dead with ads?

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